The unfortunate return to prime ministerial power of Benjamin Netanyahu renders freshly disturbing his 2004 remarks anticipating eventual copulatory defeat for his co-religionists.

Evidently unconsoled by a five to one head start, Bibi seems convinced that in the long run, the Arabs will outfuck the Jews.

While I bristle at this slur upon my cousins (be they ashkenazim or sephardim), I am nonetheless moved by their plight, *as so poignantly put by Bibi.

It is not enough to say: “Fuck Faster!” We must mount an immediate airlift of testosterone patches and phosphodiesterase inhibitors lest our brave 82nd Bedborne Through-The-Sheet-Schtuppers find themselves, disarmed and unmanned, as it were…

*”The growing demographic weight (emphasis added) of Israeli Arabs, who constitute up to 20% of Israel’s overall population, was more serious and more dangerous for Israel than threats posed by the Palestinians, he said.”

Update: Not content with out-fucking their Israeli occupiers amongst themselves, the wily ‘rab’s are seducing the very flower of Israeli womanhood, nipping it in the bud as it were..

It’s too late for the patches and pills—direct action to forestall mixing is needed. Jews on Patrol..

“Throughout Israel, young Jewish men are forming vigilante groups to end interracial relationships between Arab men and Jewish women, which are occurring with increased frequency as Jewish settlements dig deeper into Arab territory. The vigilantes say Arabs lure Jewish women with money and “bad boy” personalities.”

I have already busted myself for savoring the distress of the Foxniks. I was enjoying the all the schadenfreude you can stand to eat buffet, this time over the reluctance on the right to credit Prez with any chops in the pirate/captain drama. (They practically choke on "commander in chief")

They are desolated by the absence of a Jimmy Carter caliber fiasco.

Anyway, here's *John Bolton, pronouncing after the successful rescue,( replete with three, count'em,. three pirate corpses and one pirate captive making a 100% pirate disaster) that "we should go after their villages". (Hey, what the fuck, with no real pirates left to play "Wanted, Dead or Alive" how can a guy feel like Steve McQueen? Why not just start killing pirate neighbors?!)

Right. Because, after all, some of those kids might grow up to have the temerity to commit a crime against some American, some where. And besides, if they are not pirates, I'll bet they have friends who are.

We thought it barbarous for the Ayatollah Khomenei to pronounce a death sentence ex cathedra and in absentia on Salman Rushdie--Why do we grant a buffoon like Bolton a forum in which to mirror the atrocity?

George W. Bush should be a beacon to his fellow war criminals; keep your head down and keep your fuckin' mouth shut.

• whose dick can only get hard within **four hours of his last bout of bluster threatening death and dismemberment on some innocent bystander of color

** ( It's like viagra to him.)

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