The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages 
and accepting donations.

The Library will include:

  1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

2. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember 
anything.

3. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to 
show up.

4. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

5. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

6. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to 
find.

7. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.

8. The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.

9. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.

10. The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make 
you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)

11. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete 
with shooting gallery.

12. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

13. The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

14. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite 
Republican Senators.

15. The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija 
board, dice, coins, and straws.

  Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you 
locate and view the President's accomplishments.

  The library will also include many famous Quotes by George W.Bush:

1. 'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.'

2. 'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'

3. 'Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother 
and child.'

4. 'No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription 
drugs and medicine.'

5. 'I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and 
democracy - but that could change.'

6. 'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and 
that one word is 'to be prepared'.'

7. 'Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.'

8. 'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments 
in the future.'

9. 'The future will be better tomorrow.'

10. 'We're going to have the best educated American people in the 
world..'

11. 'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some 
fantastic pictures.' (during an education photo-op)

12. 'Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not 
having it.'

13. 'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.'

14. 'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the 
impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'

15.. 'I stand by all the misstatements that I've
made.'...George W.Bush to Sam Donaldson


PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!

Sincerely,

Jack Abramoff, Co-Chair

G.W. Bush Library Board of Directors