The Republican Status Quo is what it is. Democrats get caught with gaudy baubles and half-ass money stings.
Is is because of the basic Victorian obsession of control, or is a mania caused by campaigning hard for Sharia-style behavior codes and beating the Gun-Ho drum about Lady Liberty?
I think the people who sell it best, that is the 'moral decline' and anti-'moral relativism (As if morality were anything but situational) blabbers are fascinated with control and sovereignty because these red-light ideas keep them awake at night otherwise.
I went to college, and I went to high school. I know the prudes lost their minds as soon as they tasted that tiny, intense pleasure. Now they have them lining up to give blowjobs, using their abstinence pledges as a bib.
Want a good time, check out the College Republicans sorority.