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Ooo- what's Cheney Going to Say?????
"I was right and he is wrong. You like me, since I'm the tough guy. Can't run a quarter mile, and my wife's lesbian novel isn't in print.I took every deferrment I could get to avoid Vietnam.But those bastards in the Federal Gvernment changed the rules. Said I had to have a kid. So I had a kid, and now she's a lesbian. You need to understand where my priorities are. Were. Now it's all about war, patriotism, all that crap. I'd volunteer right now, but the damned feds won't let me kill anything more exotic than a tied-up pigeon, or a lawyer, but I think that's legal anyway.
Yes, I ran KBR for a while, but not well. Those soldiers we electrocuted must have been showering wrong. How am I still relevant? Can't tell you. Secret. Offshore.
We need Gitmo. Just like Saddam Hussein, there are people there who know what we did when Rummy was taller and slightly more arrogant. The Searle boys, yeah some of themare there. Or Bolivia. You wouldn't shutter Bolivia would you? How can you even suggest that?
President Obama is crazy if he thinks the Bolivians are more of a threat than a few dozen sand niggers- ahem, A-rabs and Pakis. That's why the country is on the wrong track. You hippie faggots are so distracted by needing health and safe surroundings you've forgotten about the terrorist we let into the country and then watched destroy some of the most valuable real estate in the world. Think of the monies!
Where was I ? Oh, yeah, can't tell you that either. My life is not to be understood or studied, since it ended a few decades ago. Yeah, pig hearts work fine, but now I'm bionic..."
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