Yes, I ran KBR for a while, but not well. Those soldiers we electrocuted must have been showering wrong. How am I still relevant? Can't tell you. Secret. Offshore.

Same argument on the Gitmo detainees. We can't possibly have those people- <i>those scary, scary people who we need to be afraid of</i> locked in a box in a concrete castle miles away from everybody the RNC wants to be scared.

Wow, what a pussy I must be, to buy this crap about those individuals possessing super powers- they must be superior to usf you buy the RNC spin.

Have you ever been to America? We shoot us. Let 'em out.

His masterful non-denial of Pelosi's claims are to be noted. While I'm not crazy about Congress (they make laws), I am proud of the corps of Americans working in the NSA/CIA/AEIOUs. I'm also proud of faithful people.

The Agency was wounded recently. It was used for purposes other than that for which it was built, which warped the steering and shook several nuts from the drive system. It is a paramilitary organization though, something like a militia. As long as it continues to look outward, it's one of us.

WE ALREADY KNOW the Bush administration did everything it could to stymie Democratic aspirations, to impair their work, to TURN OFF THE POWER during Committee hearings. We know that. Panetta isn't telling us anything new, just that he's our man at the Agency, and he's standing with them so shut up already.

That said, Pelosi is an Italian Grandmother with huge cans. Leon is a Panetta, but not just any Panetta. His parents were Carmelina Maria (née Prochilo) and Carmelo Frank. If there were anything amounting to conflict here, we would certainly be hearing it and complaining about the noise. We'd be worried about flying tableware.

Others have eloquently argued against the current clusterF currently occupying a miraculous near-half of the United States' legislature, and the notion that the opposition party could be complicit in nearly a decade of Republican misbehavior- even human rights abuses under orders from the Republican Party, which won't protect you from the government unless you have a market cap. I want to highlight it and amplify the bad-words parts. The ones where we look at each other and ask whether the 'assholes apparently speaking a grouchier and less textured English are high right now' or whether they're auditioning for something. In my auditions, I use the Evil One's monologue from Time Bandits, and without context it's pretty silly.

King, especially, is a pud. A really lame one. That's an aside and a personal slight, but King was one of the Members. The guys running the show from ~1994 to about 2006 when the RNC majority was cut enough to give air to the 'opposition'. You may know them as 'the Republicans'.

I hope you people currently following these dipshits, dough boys and drug addict/ambling addict serial lotharios with bated breath are also timing your suicide to coincide with the Rapture, so just in case Baby Jesus doesn't come you'll at least be out of here.