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Week of February 15, 2009 - February 21, 2009

The Shoe Man vs. the Most Powerful Man in the World


In the end, we are all humans, and the American ideal rests on one thing: Equality. There is no real status that can elevate one of us above another. So when one of us fails miserably and smugly does his own cheerleader dance for an audience he specifically ruined, he deserves to be called on it.

Dumbass, Pope Benedict, Steven Hawking, Spider Benson, Barack Obama, my son are all people. These happen to be males. This might be a guy thing, but women are encouraged to read on. Chivalry has been pretty ...'subtle' in society, but many of us on the M side still try to adhere to it.

It's true that someone close to Dumbya should have smacked him a long time ago. But they didn't, wouldn't. It's appalling that a leader should be allowed to get into a situation where some ordinary guy is throwing a shoe at the President of the United States. I too have an axe to grind: He kept us so busy reeling from his mistakes, lies and wholesale larceny of public assets and treasure that we all seem to have run out of RAM for his fumble of North Korea.

Oh yeah, I'm certain of it. He said, "We're going to topple the regimes of Iran, North Korea and Iraq, because they're evil," and then dropped it while Kimmy-poo turned North Korea nuclear. The guy who enabled it is comfortably ensconced in Pakistan, whose help we valued over all else because Bush's only real priority was rewriting the deeds on the oil market.

Now he's retired, with security and healthcare for life, since as a public servant he chose to decry public support of health. None of the rubes who bought his line of crap should be excused from the ire expressed by the Iraqi with the shoes. They all deserve this bitch slap, especially because the CEO president, the hands-off manager himself is parachuting to economic safety while they scramble to anticipate ways his disastrous stewardship will bring pain to their families.

The Monkey Cartoon


I'm a pretty intelligent guy, avid reader, and long-time cartoon junkie ready to laugh when the joke is on me, and I hold a black belt in crass humor. I'm also an expert on cartoons. They only have to do a few things to be funny, and one I like a lot is juxtaposing incongruous ideas. It's classic mid-brow/high-brow humor to introduce a prop and then surprise the audience. I can usually come up with something pretty quickly, but it's early. I'll try later. What I'm doing right now is what should have happened in the artist's office: if you don't have anything funny to say, keep working on it.

If this cartoon didn't intend to show a shot monkey and connect it to President Obama, then the writer is a hack and a failure. This piece reflects the dittohead 'mention the opposing team's hero and snicker' gag: It's in the news, so it's relevant, and our audience will laugh anyway because it's in the spot where they put the political cartoons.

Did I miss a subtext implying that the chimp had a career as policy operative? Did it write children's books? Did it write at all? Did the chimp's owner write? Is there any writing in this situation at all? Chimps are very intelligent, but I don't know how far their imagination goes on paper. Anyone? Is this supposed to be arguing against racist cops? I'm working too hard to understand it. It's a failure. The writer needs to be reassigned to W's PR team.

The only connection between the stimulus bill and the chimp is the black President. I hereby pronounce this offensive. I haven't been offended by a cartoon before, even a failed one.
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