I was busy mocking the extraction industry as savior of the current economic slump, and I left the tie-in to my mockery of the auto industry as savior of the current economic slump unfinished. But that's water under the bridge, or maybe over the bridge. Today we have an opportunity to set the economy on its head, shake out a few million pointless jobs in decrepit industries here and abroad, and I think it's silly to reflexively toss them a life preserver.
Nobody wants people to lose their livelihoods. But we're talking about coal mining. The decision we as a country with policy and law need to make is whether young people should be initiated in coal mining or old people. Should we fight reason to ensure the continuation of internal combustion as the means to transport 150-200lbs of human and a ton of car 50 miles to perform menial tasks all day and go back the way they came? Our entire economy is framed by burning gasoline at regular intervals. If there were only one seat in the car, maybe it wouldn't have to weigh so much, require so much fuel, require such a long parking space, so much iron, polyester...
The energy crisis we are in now started in the 1970s. Then came the '80s, and look what that brought. Wrought. The 1980s wrought. "Wrought" sounds more severe, Biblical. It let society hit the pause button while phony money was turned into asexually proliferating bacteria. It was all about money. Nothing else could explain the overwhelming vapidity, superficiality and mediocrity of that era's definition of success. It was good for art though, as it separated the art required to soothe the deluded, experiment with the fringes, and lift the darker subculture. We got Phil Collins, Robert Maplethorpe and even more polyester. But it got the manufacturing sector moving- offshore. And it got the financial sector moving- offshore. And it did nothing to address the energy crisis, just started sending resources up the socioeconomic food chain. Trickle Down Economics, remember? The solution to the energy crisis was dropped as Raygun dismantled President Carter's rooftop solar/passive hot water heater.
Last year, 402,744 Americans died in coal mines. This figure is probably Fox-News high. But these industries, the energy sector and the automotive sector are woven together. They complement each other: "Nice Hat!"; "Hey- love the irritated mucus membranes on our children's alveoli!"
The auto slump has more to do with Americans no longer needing as many cars as 'Detroit' makes. We don't need all of these brands. Some people want a huge car, and they should be able to get one- and pay to feed it. Some people want to have a smaller footprint, and they should get one, and they should benefit from the selflessness. Some people want the latest thing, the highest technology, and they just aren't buying an American Car- never mind the on-board WiFi, we're not supposed to be typing in traffic anyway.
So now, since we're waking up and not shopping at every moment, while we're driving up efficiency in every other aspect of our postmodern lives, including retail, medical care, sports training, building design, we have to look at Dig-It-Up-and-Burn-It as a charming relic of an earlier time. And we have to see the carburated Mustang in the garage and the fuel-injected Stingray in the same dim candle light the Rembrandt school made so archetypal.
And we have to stop hanging society from it. From them. From Detroit or from Texas. From oil and gas and coal and these cars they make. It's geopolitical pathology.