Week of November 9, 2008 - November 15, 2008
Thank you, Senator McCain.
The Republican Governors Association met in their annual get-together, and had the singular honor of being fronted by the governor of a state with less than a half-million voters, not counting the oil industry. Their 670,000 people put them at about the magnitude of a North Dakota. By contrast, Maine has 1.3 million residents. Alaska: 1.1 persons per square mile. Maine: 79.6. With so many people living together, ME had no delegate to the RGA meeting, but the relatively few encounters with American humans may explain Palin’s horrible small-town beauty queen demeanor.
The Repubs are already glum, but with Palin out in front they risk another crush in the mid-terms and in ‘12, as she outlines her intention to push back and impede the new administration’s agenda. They should look forward to some help, but she sounds like they expect to gain popularity by obstructing the Obama mandate. She drank the Kool-Aid- she thinks only the wings should vote Republican (I agree with her?), and that the RNC will accrue supporters by increasing exclusion.
But Sarah Palin was the coup d’grace, the last straw in McCain’s masterful plan to take a dive with honor. He effectively got the RNC out of the way, at a time when thoughtful people of all stripes need to come together to start a bucket brigade, everybody pitching in to haul the muck out of the Capitol as the “President” is led out of town, finally capping the decade-plus of RNC hegemony. Only McCain’s successful failure could ensure legislative opportunities for compromise, ensuring some opportunity for Republican influence, and he could only fail by succeeding. He acquiesced to the North Pole of his party in his VP choice as he would in his cabinet and everything else he’d do as president. Would have done- he’s not going to be President. Whew.
I choose to believe that the senator is now stumping for Chambliss, using the same base-only rhetoric he used to sink his campaign, because he knows the demographics simply do not favor that base, the fringe, the frontier. Somehow Georgia (9.5M, 79 people/mile2) is trending psychologically reverse (backward?). But Palin was perfect, snowmobiling all the way from that frontier. In case you missed it, she’s some kind of rugged woodsman, but smarmy, hostile, condescending, unintelligible, the human-interest prima donna with mooseburgers. And a hockey mom.
My dad used to yell at the Flyers so hard it kept us up at night. To see him at my little brother’s hockey games was to watch a man transform, from scalp to collar, into thirteen pounds of throbbing veins. But everyone involved in keeping youth hockey alive in the US and Canada is seriously very insane, even before they start demonizing Drosophila research and pushing teen parenthood. My mom will kick your ass.
No, Sarah, Fruit Flies don’t match the ‘Are Squirrels Gay’ research, although that was a valuable question too (the answer is,”sometimes”, by the way). It’s called molecular genetics and developmental biology, it represents hope, another way forward in health as we age and evolve, and it’s over your head. Things can’t be over the Executives’ heads any more, and they won’t be for at least the next four years, in part due to the heroic work of Senator McCain, who deserves to sleep soundly at night. His service to this country, taking a bullet for us all, even the party that treats him badly, makes him a good role model, and I hope our next President leverages his wisdom.

