Oh, that silly 'President' of ours. I couldn't bring myself to watch it. Did you? I'm sure you heard about all these points:

Some of you who don't have more won't get this one, but look how good it looks when you treat the financial services industry to over a decade of unrestrained Republican libido!

North Korea, Russia, Poland, all off the reservation.

In Iraq, we failed to bring the Iranians into the fight despite years of zero barriers or borders.

Also in Iraq, the ethnic cleansing burned itself out long enough to let the surge surge through, but look- violence is picking up just in time for a new election season! Sure, it might demonstrate our lack of control, but maybe it shows how badly we're needed there...

We're trying to turn our attention to Middle East Peace (pause for laughter).

The dollar simply can't buy gold, oil or love.

The financial services industry is thriving- so here's some more Chinese cash to pump through it.

Quiet- don't look: Arch-liberal Teddy Kennedy just endorsed the black guy! Holy crap, they're practically begging for a few more years of irrelevance!

All the money is lent. All the growth has happened. The rich still get their income, but those damn salesmen get paid on new business. Can we renegotiate every mortgage of the past ten years to include residuals?

At least Vice President Cheney's retirement is secure.

And we fought back those damned kids and their precious vaccinations and flu shots. Friggin' parents shouldn't have kids if they can't afford 'em. So yes, syllogistic with my abortion and birth control stances, they should be prohibited from sexual intercourse AND homosexual whatever-you-call-that. Oh crap I said 'syllogistic'- did that go out? Now they'll think I went to Yale and Harvard... that I did all this on purpose. According to some evil, secret plan to bankrupt the public.