The other 'funny' Palin


So she was a foil to begin with. McCain knew he was going to lose, knew it was the right thing to do (lose), and he chose someone to help cement him in the imaginations of the wingnuts determining professional longevity as a true believer. It's not her fault. She reached the peak of her usefulness working as an oil company liason/Governor of AK, and would probably have gone on to be the chief hen at the bitching society.

And now we know she's a quitter. She isn't getting the attention she wanted, so she's going to march to her own drum and personally fail the half of Alaska that wanted her to be their governor. If I'd known she was such a flight risk, the prospect of her standing in line for succession might not have been so... unsavory.

But real quick, let's look at the qualifications that made her an ideal candidate for the RNC but a disaster to anyone from parts of the United States with reliable electrical service and more than a few thousand sober people:
1) Fox News
2) Small-town beauty queen
3) From the fringes of society
4) Moose Burgers
5) Bleeding from the eyes with anger (hockey mom)
6) Husband is apparently a professional snowmobile racer
7) Living off the state and flying her kids around like the state's royalty
8) That upstate/backwoods accent and complementary backward reading of what's around her
9) Inability to express anything more complex than paranoia about the media.

She was out of the media. Nobody cared anymore, except for the piles of American Alaskans of her home state who wanted to hound her out of their lives. The wannabe vibe I got from her immediately is somehow returning, as she goes out in a blaze of irrelevant ignominy. I don't think I ever mentioned her pregnant daughter and attempted shotgun wedding. I didn't watch Katie Couric skewer her (we expected a fluff bath, but got blood???).

I think it's great that unqualified women who are by the numbers textbook amoral assholes from the extreme fringe can now be considered credible RNC candidates. I wonder if Sarah knows American Blacks were given the right to vote before American Women. I wonder if Sarah knows any people of African descent (not Afrikans).

Census Data Here shows the diversity of Alaska's population by race

I went to the doctor's today


I've had the (swine) flu 10 days now, and the cough is getting stronger. So I went to check in with my doctor, since nobody in the house but me would be able to hear the gurgle of pneumonia using my stethescope. I'll be damned if I'm going to go get looked at for a virus.
As I told the receptionist/biller, insurance is still a scam, so we'll pay cash. It was a doctor visit, and it cost $75. He gave me samples of the antibiotic.
The rules are made by the insurance companies. Your doctor (if you're insured) doesn't work for you- he's subcontracted through your insurance company. They don't sell health, they restrict your access to it and keep the prices high. But now, after finally seeing my doctor after three years of relative health, I'm impressed by the economics.
Last time I paid the racket, they had just jacked me up 20% a third time to $650/month. So this doctor visit would be somehow worth $23,400 in premiums. How many poor people would be insured from this excessive payment? None. Any new drugs discovered? No. Anything innovated, except more efficient billing? Nope.
If I needed an X-ray, which was really commercialized in time for World War I, I'd be impressed that this ancient technology, really unchanged since they stopped burning skin, I'm sure the free market would have assigned a $25 dollar price tag, because that's what an X-Ray is worth. It's worth a few bucks to have it interpreted, but hell- you can lie on a parking lot and receive enough radiation to expose film lying under your body.
Anyway, if it weren't for the absence of a playing field, the playing field wouldn't be level. If you call the insurance agent or if I do, we'll get different quotes because of our zip codes. There is no 'group', but the population is 300,000,000. All at risk for diabetes since you're all lazy sugar addicts. All at risk for high blood pressure. All at risk for unseen heart attacks. All likely to have a car accident.
Insurers should be forced to observe the one single group (300,000,000 Americans), and use population statistics instead of their narrow groupings.
But none of this will make any sense until Congress establishes a national health insurance company, state lines disappear, and the insurers get very finely accounted.



More on Republicans' Prostitutes


I'm sure a prostitue would give a much better massage than your wife, who probably doesn't care how it ends....

Slutty Prudes: The way it really is


The Republican Status Quo is what it is. Democrats get caught with gaudy baubles and half-ass money stings.
Is is because of the basic Victorian obsession of control, or is a mania caused by campaigning hard for Sharia-style behavior codes and beating the Gun-Ho drum about Lady Liberty?
I think the people who sell it best, that is the 'moral decline' and anti-'moral relativism (As if morality were anything but situational) blabbers are fascinated with control and sovereignty because these red-light ideas keep them awake at night otherwise.
I went to college, and I went to high school. I know the prudes lost their minds as soon as they tasted that tiny, intense pleasure. Now they have them lining up to give blowjobs, using their abstinence pledges as a bib.
Want a good time, check out the College Republicans sorority.  

Kurtz nailed it


I want to thank David Kurtz for synthesizing something's been bothering me since I first noticed a difference between principle and simple peevishness. 
There's only a few things government can be used for. FIrst, you can allocate public resources and maintain things. Then you can either work to start something or to end something. Then there's a Democratic way, with studies and forums and shouting matches and eventually 50% of what was desired may come out of a committee. And then there's the Republican way, which seems to take no steps along any clearly defined path to learning or development of the topic.
Simply admitting they understand the opponent's position is impossible for one reason. They aren't here to govern, just to allocate and confuse the issue- because the constituency the RNC panders to is now perfectly, Orwellian-style, senile, maleducated, void of perspective, or 'Walking the Appalachian Trail' munching on Combos they bought with money earned from saying 'People shouldn't walk the Appalachian Trail'.
I still have a 100degree fever, so I'm done. But thanks again.

There is no Public 'Option'


I used to have health insurance. When I stated my business, I became a group in league with the local Chamber of Commerce. Me and my wife would be insured for ~$450/month. The boy would cost $8.
The following year, my rate went up to $550. Next year to $650. That's when I said 'no more'. You see, I was clearly being screwed. Nothing drives the cost of my health up by 20% in a year. But more frustrating is the real basic what-you-get and what-you-really cost thing.
My wife and I are very healthy. We eat well, we exercise, don't smoke, don't usually drink to excess. Sure, she goes for the annual OB/GYN, but I've been to the doctor's office once in the past five years. But what's crazy, I mean bat-shit insane, is the young one. At the time, he was at the practice every few weeks. For $8/month. In my area, a recent development boom brought lots of new bedrooms and babies, so there were hundreds of these little $8 guys sucking up all the health for peanuts. Are phony low rates being subsidized by exorbitant adult rates?
Why does it cost what it costs to insure people? Because it's a business interested in profit, and it doesn't make what it sells. Basically, this is retail, but they don't buy the product. They just sell it. Meanwhile they pile up money and expenses. Administrative assistants, garage attendants, junket budgets,. The health economy is really screwed up, if only because nobody has calculated what it costs to insure a healthy family.
I want a government-run health insurance company with fixed salaries, nobody gets a second secretary, and no bonuses will be given out. It will force the real companies to react, because in the first month of this project we would all be crazy to stay with the crap we have.
Instead of a silly 'office of consumer protection', we might be better off with an office of Consumer Attention. Pay attention, you! And stop getting screwed! As in other cases, the economy would have sorted this out a long time ago were it not for the huge money, many enablers, and our general confusion as customers.

So once again, if the Republican 'deny it, do nothing and go find money' policy toward public health was going to work, it would have worked. Open a new Insurance company, FHIC, drive a lot of companies out of business, or force them to correct themselves. I don't believe people will ever not want to become doctors, but I can't imagine anyone ever wanting to be an insurer. Just take some of those top salaries out of the math, and we're golden. 

Not really that into Sotomayor


The Republicans are just stupid, the only ones left are soaking up extra doses of whatever gas leaks into their filthy, evil dungeon club house. So to quickly dispense with their objections I will simply say that nobody but us Irish Philadelphians could possibly be right about anything, because only we make sense. It's not racism, it's humanity. We enjoy the right to a perspective, and if from that perspective we do a pretty good job, then we accidentally and fortunately got born here with the right to express it.

So we're not supposed to be proud of our heritage and home town? Kiss my junk.

I don't like her because I don't like insurance companies, and she's all into them. They're companies, with no civic responsibility. Just a fiduciary responsibility to earn money on their investors' dollars. Insurance results in me and my family requiring the backing of a financial services firm to get a stupid X-ray. If they didn't have to pay fourteen mailroom clerks, an X-ray would be something a guy would do on the back of his truck. People end up living in forest fires punctuated by development.

Everything else sounds pretty neutral, and I'm otherwise comforted by this sane choice from this sane Administration, which I am also otherwise happy to capitalize.


North Korea: Is the end near?


All my life I've been fascinated by the Iron Curtain countries and the underground movements there. The Slavs, Poles, Czeks, all those -anians had a serious tough streak and refused to forfeit to hegemony. But that was in Europe and Eurasia. Asian countries seem to have taken a different approach to it.

In China, where the Chinese are as big an export as the objects rolling off their production lines, the Asian fatalism, maybe evolving from Confucian doctrines, has produced at least a few generations of unquestioning followers. Don't mention Reagan and the followers of that philosophy of excess in excess in all matters superficial. We know there's at least two generations lost to floats and derivatives and hedges. They're both dehumanizing, but the grandeur promised under the Reagan regime is different from the Chinese version. In China, you'd have to be Chinese, would still be Chinese, and then you'd creep more than swagger.

Now consider the cartoon empire of North Korea. Central control, central government, centrally directed affections and hopes captured the attention of some bloc at some time, and now they're apparently all living in an alternate universe, a gigantic hippie commune full of possibly starving people all looking within their country for salvation and looking outside for the roots of famine, isolation and ... maybe those are the only roots they have.

In Japan, they live on an island made of volcanos, just a bit to the East of the really big storms, but right at the edge of a really big ocean. They accept it. Earthquakes, traffic, high prices, tsunami, it's just the way it is. The government goes forward, and the people continue doing whatever they do. Fatalism apparently works to create a basically stable society.

If North Korea thinks that two hippie journalists will block the big Wheel of Life from rolling, they're crazy. If they think there are no crazies at the button looking at Korean missile launches and nuclear tests and sabre rattling with mortal fascination, they're crazy. If they're crazy, they're also crazy. And if it is a monolith, then it is a crazy monolith.

They survive by threats, by appeals to our common sense of decency, and by a very sane and pragmatic approach that follows up psychotic episodes with seemingly sensible demands- energy, food, and we have to act like we like them.

Fuck 'em. If the populace, with their All-Kimmie Muzak radios, is willing to fight to keep the regime in control of them, then we'd probably have to concede at some point that to take custody of their people and resettle them would be more trouble than it's worth. Air and sea travel in that part of the world is good enough, we don't have to drive through North Korea to get to China, Japan, Singapore or any of the other real countries out there.

Can't do the same to South Korea. They're apparently crazy too, but in a forward-looking way. They are our ALLIES. We were part of the movement that brought democracy and communism to the rim of the USSR and its satellites, and I like them. I live in Amish country, and I'm perfectly fine with its semi-integrated edges overlapping the edges of my life. I promise I won't drive deep into an Amish neighborhood, forcing my attentions on them. I'd let the Branch Davidians kill themselves. I'd do the same to NKorea if they weren't so bellicose, belligerent and incompetent.

I think it should be different this time, and that if the pressure applied results in a swinging fist from the shadows behind Kimmie-poo it should be met with irresistible force, lots of falling objects, and very possibly a significant nuclear accident. The North Korean people don't deserve to be destroyed <i>per se</i>, but the entire idea was a bad one, only useful to put space between 1950s China and the South.

Maybe they don't deserve or want Freedom, but I want to raze the home of the basket case in the neighborhood of some of my friends. We should push hard for Cuban ties now, then flatten North Korea from the air by August.

Ooo- what's Cheney Going to Say?????


"I was right and he is wrong. You like me, since I'm the tough guy. Can't run a quarter mile, and my wife's lesbian novel isn't in print.I took every deferrment I could get to avoid Vietnam.But those bastards in the Federal Gvernment changed the rules. Said I had to have a kid. So I had a kid, and now she's a lesbian. You need to understand where my priorities are. Were. Now it's all about war, patriotism, all that crap. I'd volunteer right now, but the damned feds won't let me kill anything more exotic than a tied-up pigeon, or a lawyer, but I think that's legal anyway.

Yes, I ran KBR for a while, but not well. Those soldiers we electrocuted must have been showering wrong. How am I still relevant? Can't tell you. Secret. Offshore.

We need Gitmo. Just like Saddam Hussein, there are people there who know what we did when Rummy was taller and slightly more arrogant. The Searle boys, yeah some of themare there. Or Bolivia. You wouldn't shutter Bolivia would you? How can you even suggest that?

President Obama is crazy if he thinks the Bolivians are more of a threat than a few dozen sand niggers- ahem, A-rabs and Pakis. That's why the country is on the wrong track. You hippie faggots are so distracted by needing health and safe surroundings you've forgotten about the terrorist we let into the country and then watched destroy some of the most valuable real estate in the world. Think of the monies!

Where was I ? Oh, yeah, can't tell you that either. My life is not to be understood or studied, since it ended a few decades ago. Yeah, pig hearts work fine, but now I'm bionic..."

No, we're not doing enough about terror to keep voters terrified.


Cheney's right. Their entire platform was fear. Now we've upended it, and gotten to work on work, and Cheney's worried his Presidential Legacy will be the lack of RNC Presidents.

Same argument on the Gitmo detainees. We can't possibly have those people- <i>those scary, scary people who we need to be afraid of</i> locked in a box in a concrete castle miles away from everybody the RNC wants to be scared.

Wow, what a pussy I must be, to buy this crap about those individuals possessing super powers- they must be superior to usf you buy the RNC spin.

Have you ever been to America? We shoot us. Let 'em out.

My Man Panetta


It's not easy, being smart, accomplished and creative, and still find yourself called upon to serve your country. Usually those people get sucked up by industries and allowed to fend for themselves together. Imagine the 'smartest guys in the room' at Enron. The Dark Side is Seductive.

His masterful non-denial of Pelosi's claims are to be noted. While I'm not crazy about Congress (they make laws), I am proud of the corps of Americans working in the NSA/CIA/AEIOUs. I'm also proud of faithful people.

The Agency was wounded recently. It was used for purposes other than that for which it was built, which warped the steering and shook several nuts from the drive system. It is a paramilitary organization though, something like a militia. As long as it continues to look outward, it's one of us.

WE ALREADY KNOW the Bush administration did everything it could to stymie Democratic aspirations, to impair their work, to TURN OFF THE POWER during Committee hearings. We know that. Panetta isn't telling us anything new, just that he's our man at the Agency, and he's standing with them so shut up already.

That said, Pelosi is an Italian Grandmother with huge cans. Leon is a Panetta, but not just any Panetta. His parents were Carmelina Maria (née Prochilo) and Carmelo Frank. If there were anything amounting to conflict here, we would certainly be hearing it and complaining about the noise. We'd be worried about flying tableware.

And I can say this with certainty. I'm Italian by marriage.

But more to the point, Panetta's not the only one who knows how to be true to the family. Pelosi's doing fine too.

Evil Axis of Pelosi


Speaker Pelosi didn't torture. She didn't hire her buddies to go build special barracks with electrocution showers to kill US soldiers. She didn't make any IEDs, and she didn't make any decisions that resulted in bare-skin Hummers, insufficient body armor, pathetically insincere troop levels.

Others have eloquently argued against the current clusterF currently occupying a miraculous near-half of the United States' legislature, and the notion that the opposition party could be complicit in nearly a decade of Republican misbehavior- even human rights abuses under orders from the Republican Party, which won't protect you from the government unless you have a market cap. I want to highlight it and amplify the bad-words parts. The ones where we look at each other and ask whether the 'assholes apparently speaking a grouchier and less textured English are high right now' or whether they're auditioning for something. In my auditions, I use the Evil One's monologue from Time Bandits, and without context it's pretty silly.

King, especially, is a pud. A really lame one. That's an aside and a personal slight, but King was one of the Members. The guys running the show from ~1994 to about 2006 when the RNC majority was cut enough to give air to the 'opposition'. You may know them as 'the Republicans'.

I hope you people currently following these dipshits, dough boys and drug addict/ambling addict serial lotharios with bated breath are also timing your suicide to coincide with the Rapture, so just in case Baby Jesus doesn't come you'll at least be out of here.


John Yoo


I'm cancelling my subscription to the Philadelphia Inquirer because they popped a scoop of John Yoo atop a smelly sundae of Rick Santorum and Charles Craphammer. Craphammer has been most strident in repositioning everything he's said as a tougher and smarter version of it. Santorum is lokoing for his Q, something he could use to get pop star attention from like-thinking assholes. But those are just wanna-be influencers, politicians.

ohn Yoo is an apologist lawyer for the W crew. Them's the ones what just sucked the world into depression. But John Yoo is among the distinguished few Americans who can't travel abroad because he'll be whisked away to the Hague to stand for trial on war crimes charges. Allowing him to practice law is an affront to the concept of law.

This enabler was essential to the NeoCon heresies against our beloved Constitution.

I'll wait until 5/22, but the decision has been made. Either he goes or I stop reading newspapers. Yes, the Philadelphia Inquirer may be ruining another slice of demographic for the print industry with this felon.

Welcoming Specter


Arlen Specter and I have some things in common. We orbit the same basic political ideals, we both stick out lick a cowlick, and we've been driven to the Democratic Party by the comic book sensibilities of the Republican National Committee. Das Committee.

If 'Republican' meant what it did when our fantasies of stern fathers wrestling with the issues of the day and pushing for self-reliance and independent strength, instead of sucking at the public teat as hard and long as possible to drain the public of its vital fluids, I think we'd all be Republican. And if 'Democrat' meant the thinking person's way forward, a place for ideas to be entertained and tested, an inclusive group closely resembling our fine country, everyone under 60 with more than an 8th grade education would be a Democrat.

So when we collected to jettison the RNC from the Executive and Legislative branches of the Federal Government, the Democratic Party and its lack of zealous idealism and behavior modification, the sloppy way they march in formation made the Democrats the US party.

Leave those old grouchy throwbacks to imagined eras of peace and profoundly good behavior complain about it, and reward Specter with another term. I don't want everything I want. That would be childish or Bushist, or Republican, which used to mean something.

Specter woke up, realized the psycho Toomey was being taken seriously (Is he a LaRouche type?) in a moderate state full of Universities and Colleges, looked around and saw his colleagues replaced by Cold War Zombies, and I'd have held the door open for him.

Welcome back to the pragmatic side, Mr. Specter. You may continue to piss me off, because symbolically you will do more to piss them off.

Joy,
Joe 

Dicko Cheney's Third and Shining Path


Ideals exist in idealand. Absolutes exist at the edge of reality. Consistency is to be expected from a rock, or a moon, or blue. These are concepts. So when life, or cataclysmic change comes at you don't flinch. Stay there. When it's over, and you're interred in a box they will say, "Wow- he held on to his rigid superstitions and stuff despite overwhelming opposition from reality. Must have been either a crackpot or a genius."

And then they'll look at the callow, shady ways the Dick made his fortune and extended his career long past the natural end of his life. The Undead Veep. They are in the future, so they know there's no deal with no devil. Just a pact among cynical rich industrialists and capital to keep things in the family. One day they'll have it all, and we'll come crawling to them for handouts. So they'll come to the conclusion he had accomplices.

But he's right about moderation. Moderating the absolutism currently bogging down the RNC would only bring it into the American Mainstream, which is to say the extremists will be tall and short, loud and quiet, right and wrong, and ready to face the challenge of a future in the traditionally flexible and somewhat lawless way we do things. We must be patient and persistent. It is dying, and if we don't do anything stupid, it will become as permanently marginalized as Rove's aggrandized permanent majority (=tyranny, 1-party rule, Shining Path).

Why didn't Dan Quayle spout off with his bullshit after being released?

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