David Brooks' secret club
David Brooks draws back the curtain, briefly:
Deep in the bowels of Washington, hidden from public scrutiny and prying cameras, there is an illicit underworld where people are subtle, reasonable and interesting. I have occasionally been admitted to this place, the land of RIP (Reasonable in Private).I have been in the Senate dining room and heard senators, in whispers and with furtive glances, acknowledge the weaknesses in their own arguments and admit the justice of some of the other sides points. I have seen politicians fess up to their own evasions and acknowledge the trade-offs inevitable in tough decisions.
I have always felt honored when politicians admit me into the realm of RIP, because if it ever got out that these pols were sensible and independent, it would ruin their careers. If it ever got out that they could think for themselves or often had subversive and honest thoughts, they would be branded traitors to their party and uncertain champions for their cause.
Um, David, does it not occur to you that having these secret conversations makes you part of the problem? That you are doing your readers a grave disservice by knowing the actual views of their elected officials and not sharing that knowledge? I mean, its all very nice that you can brag to your readers that youre a member of the very kewlest club, but dont you see that its not really your job to be in kewl clubs?
Its your job to write about what really goes on in Washington. You've picked a particularly poor time to be pointing this out, because were finding lots and lots about Irving Libbys kewl kids club.
In our democracy, presidential aspirants spend a few months fighting a general election but two years positioning themselves for the primaries. That means they spend the bulk of their time in transcontinental cattle calls, competing to most assiduously flatter the prejudices of their most febrile supporters. They traffic in pre-approved bromides while searching with their hyperattenuated antennas for their partys maximum sweet spot of approval, love and applause.[snip]
And yet the politicians have completely failed to institutionalize that sense of sobriety in the public sphere. Instead of having a serious debate, the Senate disgraced itself with mind-bendingly petty partisanship. Meanwhile, the Democratic presidential candidates engaged in an unholy bidding war to get out of Iraq soonest, which had nothing to do with realities in Iraq and everything to do with applause lines in Iowa.
Right. Taking a position supported by two thirds of the American people is pandering to the voters in Iowa. And which candidates is he talking about? Clinton, parroting republican talking points on Fox TV? The strongest position on the war comes from Senator Feingold, not from anyone in the Presidential race.
This also reminds me of a recent WaPo chat with
Shailagh Murray:
Would you want a department store manager or orthodontist running the Pentagon? I don't think so. The reason that many politicians are squeamish about hard and fast goals of any kind in Iraq is that there is no simple response or solution -- it would have emerged by now. A withdrawal by year's end carries enormous, very serious implications.
The people cant have role in any decision that carries very serious implications. No, this is a job for Senators and their media contacts to work out behind closed doors, while collaborating to present politicians false public image. Note that weve moved on from the DFH to the entire American populace outside the Beltway. Mere voters cant have a voice, because they dont get into these special, secret conversations that Brooks and Murray do.
All they know about is the material served to them, by Brooks and his ilk, on a platter like a fake turkey in Baghdad.
Back to Brooks
In a week when the private mood was grave, the public action was partisan and shortsighted. Instead of trying to educate public opinion by stressing the realities described in the National Intelligence Estimate, the political class, by and large, publicly ignored those findings. The Republicans maintained near lock-step solidarity even though privately, Republican opinions are all over the place.
David sees his job as telling us that the majority of republicans are lying, but not his job to tell us which ones these are. Its his job to assist them in stifling debate and preventing the public from knowing what their elected officials think.
David, do you really not see that even if you are not part of the political class (I think you are, as Cheneys opinion of Meet the Press as messenger service indicates), you are at the very least enabling the atmosphere you are deriding here. Again, isnt it your frickin job to tell us what these lines of debate are? Even if its all hush, hush and on the QT or youre out of the club, cant you at least report numbers and positions, if not names? (edin point of fact, he cant because his interpretation of his job is transmitting the official republican message that hes decrying the existence of.)
The Democrats ignored the intelligence communitys warning about withdrawal after spending three years blasting the Bush administration for ignoring intelligence.
Yeah, and why has the media also ignored it? Its the elephant in the living room. The real debate is not whether bad things will happen when the US leaves. It is 1) whether the US remaining indefinitely will do anything but delay the bad things until US casualty figures become as intolerable to Senators as they already are to orthodontists and department store managers.
It is also 2) whether the US presence is making the bad things that will happen still worse by increasing the sectarian division and hatred, as the Iranian ambassador suggests in a very lucid column next to his.
Its certainly true that we need to have that debate. Youd do your readers a greater service by advancing that debate in public, rather than whispering about in his secret club.





Now that I'm in New England, I do look forward to attending a true town meeting. When I lived in Arlington County, Virginia, however, the County Board meetings were primarily open.
After a sincere effort, the Board had to put limits on open mike, because two or three individuals, without checks and balances, would literally ramble on for hours. The rule became 10 minutes if the matter had not been sent to board/staff in writing (to take care of new business), and 5 minutes to expand on things sent in writing (which would come up as part of the regular agenda when a response was ready).
This is a republic, not a direct democracy. Direct democracy does not scale. Now, is it appropriate that the demos, the electorate, is able to comment on the major options under discussion? Yes.
Is it appropriate that the demos be able to comment, in a manageable way, on issues, and submit position papers? Yes. This is especially true for web and email, for several reasons. First, after the Congressional anthrax scares, postal mail can take weeks to get to an office, due to starting out assuming contamination, and then sterilization.
Second, electronic submissions are vastly easier to sort and categorize automatically, and put in form for staff and legislators to absorb more efficiently. IMHO, this is a good thing.
Some issues, and some working markup, have legitimate security or practical horsetrading needs to be worked up in private. Other than cass where there is an overriding security interest, the options should be visible before final legislative drafting, and, of course, comment should be practical after bills are introduced but before hearings.
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Howard
*equal opportunity offense to both extremes*
February 8, 2007 10:30 AM | Reply | Permalink
Of course horsetrading, detailed development of bills, and so forth have to be done behind closed doors. Yes, even policy formulation requires private meetings with staff and colleagues. Only a fool would arrive at a policy position without investigating facts and opinion, and without some wavering, or even outright changes of mind.
That's not what Brooks is talking about. He's saying that someone, say John Warner, knows full well this war is a catastrophe, is desperately trying to figure a way out, and is pretending to believe something else for public consumption. And that Brooks knows this, he wants you to know he knows this, but he's not going to tell you.
Why? Well because then they wouldn't let him into the club anymore. So the only point of knowing these secrets is so he can take argue authoritatively without having to back up his claims with actual evidence or quotation.
As in the column today.
February 8, 2007 12:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
But if Brooks made it public, he would no longer have access, right? So isn't he in a Catch-22?
February 8, 2007 10:45 AM | Reply | Permalink
You can call it a catch-22 if you'd like, but I would more likely call it interlocking, and mutually self-serving interests.
Moreover, to paraphrase Dr. Strangelove, what good is access if you can't do anything with it?
February 8, 2007 12:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
I once wrote to David Brooks and asked him if he was on LSD.
February 8, 2007 12:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
In Star Trek IV, Kirk explained Spock as having too much LDS. It is well that was cast in SF, not Salt Lake City.
One of my Jesuit friends tells me that the Pope called together the Cardinals, and said "I have good news and bad news".
"What's the good news?"
"Our Blessed Lord Jesus phoned me and said he would return to Earth next Tuesday."
"How could there possibly be bad news after that?"
"It was a collect call from Salt Lake City."
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Howard
*equal opportunity offense to both extremes*
February 8, 2007 12:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
My favorite south park episode (all important social issues are brilliant summarized in 22 minutes in a south park episode), is entitled "Do The handicapped go to hell?" with a second episode that resolves the plot points opened in the first called "Probably"
There are two plot lines. First the kids are having a doctrinal crisis. The fire and brimstone priest has scared them into wanting to get baptized and confess their sins so they won't go to hell if they are killed. But they realize that Timmy, the kid in the wheelchair who can't say anything other than his name, can't confess his sins, so has to go to hell. The priest confirms this.
The second plot line involves satan's love life. His current boyfriend, Chris, just doesn't turn him on the way his most recent former boyfriend, Saddam Hussein does. This makes him depressed and ineffective in the Satan role, and so he turns over the greetings of the most recent arrivals to an emcee. The arrivals are very upset, because many of them were practicing Christians--lutherans, episcopalians, Catholics. They start shouting at the emcee, who turns to his mike and says, very loudly and slowly "The answer was Mormon. Mormon was the correct answer."
God ends up cutting a deal with Satan to put Saddam into heaven with the mormons, which is, of course, to Saddam......
February 8, 2007 1:12 PM | Reply | Permalink
I agree playing "I've got a secret but I can't tell you" is childish. The Japanese have a saying, particularly in mixed bathing, "nudity is seen, but not noticed." Sometimes, one agonizing over a decision is seen by insiders, but should not be noticed aloud.
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Howard
*equal opportunity offense to both extremes*
February 8, 2007 12:55 PM | Reply | Permalink
Brooks exemplifies the stumbling block for the Straussian idea of an aristocratic elite that knows the truth the public cannot endure:
Contempt for the masses always makes banal self-importance feel more like being really really smart.
February 8, 2007 5:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
What fake turkey?
February 9, 2007 10:14 AM | Reply | Permalink