Because nice people understand that nice means keeping close to home until all this recent unpleasantness blows over.

That said, Sonja, do you honestly believe that you're the only member of the LDS church who's been involved professionally with the Yes on 8 campaign? What about this guy? Or this guy?

In addition to Sonja and the other two Mormon PR flacks (Glen Greener and Gary Lawrence, discussed at the links), we've got:

Richard Peterson, of Pepperdine, star of those initial scary Yes on 8 ads? Mormon.

Robb and Robin Wirthlin, "shocked and offended" parents and stars of subsequent Yes on 8 ads? Mormon.

Not to mention Bart Marcois? Mormon.

Marvin Perkins, who appears in the Daily Show clip below? Mormon.

Chino Blanco

Whatever. Long story short, what you said at around the 0:40 mark was a lie, Sonja. You know it. I know it. Nice try.

I'm gonna let Jon take it from here: