Boom chit ... Boom boom boom chit
My name Michael Steele, how do you be?
I'm the HNIC of the GOP.
(Head Negro, he be, yo)
So all you peoples gather 'round cuz I'm gonna lay it down,
gonna tells it as I sees it
and you better all believes it
this is my act,
pretend the GOP is back,
bay-beee!

(We be back, we be chillin'
stop the Democrats from illin'
Tellin' lies about our brotha, sista and yo motha
We be back, we be chillin'
stop the Democrats from illin')

Yo yo yo... here we go, here we go, here we go...

Wooooooo-ooooo

With my pants around my ankles
you can't see my cankles,
yeah men git 'em too,
but what can you do?
(Try takin' a wide stance)
Fling on
some bling on
some rings and some chains.

Polish my bald pate

while the obvious I state

Jindal's speech sucked
Republicans are f*cked
(what chu say? Sucked?)
That's what I said motherf*ck*r
What, don't u know how to listen?
U 2 busy greasin' back
on cornbread and chicken?
(Take a Bounty or Brawny, wipe that chin) 

I'm the HNIC of GOP
(Head Negro
where he go,
we go)

Last summer you were ailin'
ordered up some Sarah Palin
thought she was gonna be
America's first hot chick VP
(Drink your MILF, Johnny!)
but it takes more than ovaries
to bring the Dee's to their knees.
(You gotta know about the fundamentals of the economy.
Not sound when market comes crashin' to the ground.)

Then you tried some Jindal
Should have gone for right-wing Denzel.

That's why you called on me...
Chocolate Ice

C to the H to the O-C-O
(move yo flabby a$$, you Alaska)
Ho-Ho-Ho Santa Claus!! Santa Claus!!!
(what you doin' here?)
L to the A-T-E
(yo yo yo this time of year?)

Lemme borrow your fly ride, you see
I'm down with O-P-P
cuz credit's overrated in a neighborhood not gated.
Time to busta move, time to shake this groove thang.
Everybody sang
Where all da people at, where all my peeps?
(Head Negro In Charge at the GOP)
Chocolate Ice in da House
Chozizzle My Nizzle at the G to the O to the Pizzle
Fo' Shizzle.