I would just like to say thanks to all those Americans from the patriotic parts of America that voted for me (and, oh yea, for Pops McCain too).

I just wanted to take this opportunity to write that I will now be officially retiring from this blog to resume my position as President of Alaska. For approximately 4 years. See you in 2012!

Okay, by now!

xoxoxo,
Sarah. I'll be back.

There has been much discussion regarding my plans for this evening’s debate.

How can I possibly win?!
Whatever shall I do?!!!

Well, rest assured America. Uncle Joe doesn't know what's coming!  I have personally developed a foolproof 10-pronged battle strategy guaranteed to bring a resounding Republican victory tonight, which if you promise you won't tell anybody, I will share with you now:

1)  Feign an emergency medical condition and send my substitute – Katie Couric.
2)  Request a definition.
3)  When answering the really tricky questions, release my up-do.
4)   Lipstick - LOTS of lipstick.
5)   Pantomime like Joe Biden has “grandpa breath”.
6)   Finger the trigger on my shotgun.
7)   Bust a dance move.
8)   Rebuttal to Uncle Joe:  “Oh yeah?! Well, what do you think o’ THESE BABIES?!!”
9)  Provide strong support for my arguments by citing recent Supreme Court decisions.
10) Suspend my campaign.

See you at the debate, bitches!

Okay, by now.
xoxoxo,
Sarah (2009-2010ish).

Big bummer yesterday - Pops told me I'm suspended. :(

I was, like, WTF?!! I didn't do anything wrong. This is SO not fair. Typical!

Anyhoo, I did get to talk some about Americans never letting bad things happen again, because they're bad and we should make sure they never happen. There were, like, ALL these cameras there. Cool, I know.

Anyhoo, Pops says I'm grounded until he gets back from Washington. He thinks he's so special, and that he's the only one with important things to do. He doesn't care ANYTHING about MY life, and it makes me so MAD!!!!

Alrighty, TTYL. By now!

xoxoxo,
Sarah (2009-2010ish)