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Musing on an insight into "Damned if you do, damned if you don't"
Being informed you have a blind date with either Ann Coulter or Paris Hilton.
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They sound like the perfect couple, Howard!
June 7, 2007 6:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Close, but, with no references to Bill Clinton, no cigar.
Perfection would involve chronic laryngitis for both and perhaps bilateral carpal tunnel syndrome for Coulter. There's sufficient evidence that Paris is functionally illiterate, such that we need not fear her writing.
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Howard
*equal opportunity offense to both extremes*
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" [George Santayana]
June 7, 2007 6:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Can't live with'em; can't leave them on the curb when you're done with'em.
(A little base sexism for the morning drive shock jock in all of us....)
June 8, 2007 8:48 AM | Reply | Permalink
Hmmm. Two women, both anorexically thin, blonde, self absorbed, morally bankrupt and stunningly inarticulate.
On the other hand, one is menopausal and vicious. The other is incredibly wealthy and vapid.
Is it too late to vote for Nicole Kidman?
June 8, 2007 8:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
It depends, I suppose, if Nicole Kidman needs to be punished.
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Howard
*equal opportunity offense to both extremes*
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" [George Santayana]
June 8, 2007 8:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
If someone has to suffer...
June 10, 2007 12:23 AM | Reply | Permalink