What the Doctors Think About HCR
CONSENSUS OF THE HEALTHCARE LEGISLATION IN CONGRESS.
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Obama health care proposals.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh,Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington .
{Note: This came in an e-mail so it was someone else's if they want to comment it is theirs, I have no objection giving them the credit, whoever they may be.}
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Hahahahahaha...
A light moment in the darkness!
Migwetch, GZap. :o)
August 28, 2009 8:59 AM | Reply | Permalink
LOL Funny and very clever. Good find!
August 28, 2009 9:45 AM | Reply | Permalink
How much punishment can one day bring?
August 28, 2009 10:10 AM | Reply | Permalink
Ah but the Homeopaths think it's only natural and the Osteopaths don't have a bone to pick either.
C
August 28, 2009 2:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Prezactly!
August 28, 2009 2:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
Surgeons haven’t dissected the plan and brain specialists need to think about it some more. But pharmacists think it’s a dopey idea and veterinarians say we’re beating a dead horse, the plan is a dog, for the birds…stop me!
August 28, 2009 3:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
You're asking the wrong guy to stop you.
The phlebotomists said it would bleed us dry and the oncologists are calling it a cancer, while the CDC issued a statement referring to is as a plague.
August 28, 2009 3:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
hhahaahahaha.
I was lookin again at Gregors....
I tell ya, proctologists are important. really. Save lives, 'relieve' a lot of pain and anguish....
But If I had chosen that 'path' so to speak, I would never admit it.
I would make sure I had a back up plan, so to speak. An extra specialty as an allergist.
What do you call a farmer with his hand up a donkey's ass? A mechanic. hahahaha
August 28, 2009 3:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is wonderful. Why do I feel the need to scratch though?
hahahha
August 28, 2009 2:45 PM | Reply | Permalink