Sarah Palin: Useful Tool
She abruptly resigned?!? What could that mean?!? Rumors abound, and the most viable seems to be the emergence of a corrupton scandal. She had to get out of Dodge, or Juneau, as the cas emay be. Although someone pointed out in a comment Sarah may just be getting bored with being Governor. She's gotten a taste of the big city and the bright lights and she really likes it. Rather then go with the corruption suggestion, let's ignore that and focus on ambition, and the GOP playbook. Sarah is more useful to them out of office then inside.
Sarah becomes much more impressionable out of office then as governor. As governor, it's difficult to say, "I was out walking the Appalachian Trail" and then emerge from a plane that last landed in Argentina, for instance. Sarah can now disappear with no accounting to anyone. As governor she was much easier to track. She was obligated to reveal her whereabouts, at least occassionally. She even had to reveal where she gets he rmoney, also. Unencumbered by office, she can now go where he pleases, and receive money as she pleases as well.
Money buys influence and Sarah is eager to learn how to run with the big boys. So she will allow herself to be influenced in what to say and how to say it. Her jedi training is just beginning. She will use the Force, and the Force is strong with that one.
Where have we seen this in the past? I believe the Illusional Leader meme originated by accident, when Ronald Reagan began losing his marbles. Some have said towards the end he gave speeches believing he was back on the silver screen performing the "role" of President, rather then actually being the President. It enabled HWBush to control the government and it worked! George W Bush was the same way. He was put up as the Illusional Leader of the government, but there are many who would say that Cheney was in charge. So how would things be run with Ms. Palin?
Palin will have the time and the luxury of studying really hard to be the Illusional Leader for the GOP. No one in the GOP has anywhere near her popularity within the party. Sure, we the educated elite are aghast that anyone would propose someone could be readied to be President of the Uniteed States of America because they went to Rove University for four years, but Rove did it with W! He can do it with Sarah. Afterall, they do not need to really win. They only need to have it close enough to steal, as Randi Rhodes used to say.
It seems to this writer that the structure is in place to perpetuate the party goals, having imbedded innumerable Zom-Bushes throughout the various governmental agencies. These moles will be activated if Sarah can get into office. Right now, she does appear to be their best hope. She can really work the fascist mob. The American masses are so shallow, and she's fighting for God, don't forget, so the carnival trailers will be visiting every GOP-loyal Christian community just as they did with W. You can bet the pastors and preachers will not be reminding anyone their Pro-Life agenda hardly moved when the Reich controlled the House, Senate and White House, but the GOP will promise to do it this time, for sure.
The way I see it, this is the future the GOP wants, to put up a candidate that moves the masses, but the issue of corruption may be emerging. The Dems may want to bury this issue on the tundra. We have health care issues to promote and we don't need Sarah Palin sucking all the air out of the room. Yes, she sucks. We, the educated, liberal elite know that, but we knew it about W too, and it did not prevent his reaching the presidential pinnacle, where he was ever so useful to the Reich. The GOP is looking for their next tool. Sarah could very well be that next tool, also.
















I absolutely HATE that I can't stay away from the Palin discussion. It's like eating a whole bag of Oreos, when you know it is sooooooooo bad for you, but you just can't stop. Or a watching a soap opera that is so ridiculous that you are embarrassed to get caught, but you do it anyway.
I'm sick to death of her and her whiny voice and pathetic life, yet I can't wait for the next installment. I know that says something really bad about me, but there you have it.
This is a cry for help...PLEASE make me stop!
July 5, 2009 1:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
Poor Stilli - I sure do know about addictive behavior especially when it come to Oreos. I never can just have a few....LOL. As for Palin,I might suggest some tools to stop obsessing about her - leave the TV off for a bit, use the Serenity Prayer - if you don't know it, I will be glad to send a copy, and when you do wonder what is the latest news or gossip about Sarah - just follow the one day at a time rule or do it for five minutes - say I will wait five minutes to see what is new and keep doing that until the urge passes.......................hahahaha
July 5, 2009 1:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks for the suggestions, Mags...I do know the serenity prayer by heart. Never thought to use it for obsessions, but it might work! Thanks for the support!
July 5, 2009 2:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
I do wish she would go away, but she's not smart enough to realize she is not smart enough to play politics at the national level. So, I suspect they may try to put her up there as a shiny object to attract the masses and "Son of Cheney" will actually run the place. At the end of the day, she's not a member of the Bush family, so she will be expendable to them. I do not think the back room leaders of the GOP are beneath anything.
July 5, 2009 9:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
My name is hoppy and I am a Palin addict.
July 5, 2009 10:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hi Hoppy!
Welcome to the Recovering from Palin Support Group!
July 5, 2009 11:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
It only means that you are human, Stilli. Don't feel guilty. Palin is no innocent victim, she's a narcissist who willingly puts on a show. Enjoy the show.
July 5, 2009 6:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
I am getting to the point of not caring why she is resigning but wishing she would vanish in a puff of smoke or vapors from an ice berg - I actually would feel that her becoming any leader in the Republican Party might be an asset to the Democrats. What a laugh she would be running for President. I don't
care how great Rove thinks he is, he didn't do too well in advising W during his two terms, did he? You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear......................
July 5, 2009 1:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
She's a great leader, Maggie! I figure you for a *SEXIST* running her down like you do! ;)
Your good pal,
O.T.
July 5, 2009 7:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
Ha! My mother the sexist, LOL.....
July 5, 2009 7:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
She's Gregor Zap's mother you poseur!
;)
July 5, 2009 7:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
Did you just call my sister a poseur?!?
Ya got pictures, ya Tasmanian Devil!
July 5, 2009 9:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well, she may be a tool, but she's not the sharpest tool in the box!
July 5, 2009 3:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
=D
You are on a roll today.
July 5, 2009 3:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
I've been on Atkins for over a year BTW and I *never* eat no Oreos! ;)
She would have been fine as an Illusional Leader if she would have accepted that role. In Alaska, you know, she's used the governor's office to promote all her friends from Wasilla H.S. (Todd's alma mater!) and to sanction all her enemies. There was some incident where she used the governorship to strike out officially at some guy who broke up with one of her GF's I believe. I'm having a hard time picturing the Wasilla soap opera on the national scale, but she'd probably insist on that scenario if for other purposes she'd allow herself to be Illusional Leader.
Which is a great deal for the country cuz God knows we don't need her as the Real Leader, Gregor!
People are still trying to tear her down, of course, and it seems so unfair. Right now, she needs to spend time at home http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/blogs/mare_nostrum/ especially if the Feds take a notion to confiscate it from her (some people can be so negative!)
July 5, 2009 6:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Money buys influence and Sarah is eager to learn how to run with the big boys. So she will allow herself to be influenced in what to say and how to say it."
I am a broken record today. PALIN WANTS TO MAKE AS MUCH MONEY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. HA!!!!!!!!
July 5, 2009 6:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Palin will have the time and the luxury of studying really hard to be the Illusional Leader for the GOP."
My _unfortunate_ thought, exactly. But can a majority of the electorate be that stupid? Again?
July 5, 2009 6:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
My fortune cookie once said, "I know of no way to tell the future except by the past."
July 5, 2009 9:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
geez, if she got the same scrutiny as Biden, it would be REALLY confusing, because she wouldn't even know what country she was talking about.
July 5, 2009 10:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Did you miss the last wink? The flirting? That big smile? Come one now, you know you love her too!
My name is Hoppy and I am a Palin addict.
HELP!!!
July 5, 2009 10:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
Did you miss the last wink? The flirting? That big smile? Come one now, you know you love her too!
My name is Hoppy and I am a Palin addict.
HELP!!!
July 5, 2009 10:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
3d pgh. I would replace the words Force with Farce.
July 6, 2009 10:05 AM | Reply | Permalink
The Illusionist Leadership Device might be in play here but there are some important components missing from the Palin haversack that previous incarnations were well stocked up on.
The Reagan and the Bushes were all tried and true servants of the Establishment elite. They protected what they were told to protect and attacked who needed to go down. So, for all the appearance of befuddlement on the part of Reagan and the difficulty the Bushes experience attempting to complete sentences, they are/were disciplined and loyal workers for their "people." In short, they brought home the bacon while keeping the hog farm in an undisclosed location.
Palin has shown little interest or aptitude in carrying out tasks requiring disciplined discretion. Her ninja training as had little effect on this deficit.
July 6, 2009 10:20 AM | Reply | Permalink