When I heard what he said, I knew the spokespeople from the White House would have to make all the Sunday morning TV commentaries, no matter how distasteful they had become with their slovenly catering to the Right.  The words were crystal clear in their meaning and what was most shocking of all was that Obama said them himself.  It immediately accelerated the fear-spiral in which the conservatives have been swirling these past few months, each time getting more hysterical in an effort to revive the tremendous support they once had back on 9/11.  Those were good times, with everyone so fearful and maleable.  Now, the wheels have come off, however, and what is to be done?  Obama's <i>true</i> fiath has been exposed.  By his own admission, he has shown himself to be neither Christian, nor Muslim, although we have heard him make references to each at one time or another. The real story is that Obama is a god-made-man reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian deity!!!

As Obama was being guided through the pyramids in Egypt his entourage came upon a hieroglyph to which the President of the United States pointed and taunted, "It looks like me!  See the ears!"  Everyone was aghast!  It did!  Now I do not want to start any untoward rumors about this.  It does need to be confirmed, but I have the solution.  In the definitive work on ancient Egyptian archeology, the movie, <i>The Mummy</i>, we learn that the Egyptian gods are vulnerable to cats in their early days of their reincarnation on Earth.  So to verify whether Obama is an ancient Egyptian god, I propose at a press conference we ask him whether, now that the Obama family has a dog, whether they will also be getting a cat?  If they say no, then the truth is assuredly that Barack Hussein Obama is a member of the cult worshipping the ancient God, Ra, which is also the words his followers chant whenever he comes into their presence, "Rah-Rah-Rah"and sometimes, Her-Rah, when Michelle Obama is also present. 

One final way to confirm whether BHO is a follower of this pagan deity it to inquire with his dog, Bo.  Though we may have our many questions unanswered, if we inquired of the dog what the Obama's are doing at the upcoming solstice we should ask Bo, because Bo knows Egyptology.