You may have heard about a TPM-centered group of parties and fundraisers set up for tonight.  Don't be fooled!  Obama doesn't have the nomination yet.  As you have read right here, the convention may flip flop and nominate Hillary, you know.  And whether or not it does, she has a mountain of debt, to hardworking vendors.  That's why her diehards have organized a counterparty and fundraiser.  Our events aren't in pretentious cities like Seattle, San Francisco, Austin, or New York.  Ours are in the places that matter, and that will decide this election:  Charleston, West Virginia, Little Rock, Arkansas, and Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

Unlike the Obama party that struggled to get guests, because the Obama campaign is "busy" or something, the Clinton fundraiser houseparty profits from the fact that her campaign is presently "suspended."  Thus, we have Larry Wolfson, Mark Penn, and Gerry Ferraro on tap by phone conference -- and I'm not promising, but Chelsea may make an appearance!

We don't know if they'll make it, but we've invited Billy Glad to Charleston, readytoblowagasket to Oklahoma City, and David Seaton to Little Rock.

So if you're interested in the big Hillary bash tonight, just click this brief informational piece we put together, which explains where to go in each of the three cities, _and_ how to help relieve Clinton debt!  Thanks for your support!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

America, get ready for a crusade more important than any.  It makes our quest for momentary gas tax relief pale by comparison.

I am talking about Guam, and the rights of its voters to vote.  You see, Hillary and I believe that all the votes should count.

Not just the elitist votes in brie-swilling caucuses in liberal enclaves near Omaha and Des Moines.

Guam can't vote in November.  And that's wrong.  That's why Hillary and I promised, I mean, why Hillary promised to pursue for Guamanians their right to vote in the fall.

This is a question of fundamental principle.  That's why we brought it up.  That's why we bring up anything we bring up. 

So expect us to pursue these voting rights for the remainder of our political careers.  The fact that Guam's caucus is over will not distract us from the centrality of its cause in the symphony of American political discourse.  We're like that, we stick with principle, just like the impeachment thing.

Guam, we have never been to you, but we're there for you.  You will have the right to vote, and God willing, vote for a Clinton.  You can't vote for me, former two term Democratic President Bill Clinton, but I've got a wife.

And that's what matters.