Seriously. Just saw this at Wonkette. A black guy says, I'm the only minority here, what can we do to be more inclusive? I'm paraphrasing that, but here's part of Palin's actual answer:

"Todd is Alaskan and if you go up to Alaska, we have a problem with Todd being a minority up there. We live it."

So Todd...is a minority...for being an Alaskan...in Alaska.

Lord that's...oh I don't even know where to begin. It's like saying I'm a victim of racism where I live in Chicago because I was born in Philadelphia. The worst is when I'm walking down the street and people yell "brother-lover!" and throw cheesesteak rolls at me.