Ive written about my cat before, and I am again and probably will again. If you care to meet Moofie, go here (what does it say about a person when the personal photo is of his cat? thats fodder for another time; and I dont want you to explain it to me; who, me? dude, you got me all wrong, hehe).
Anyway, I was just sitting at the computer (dude, you ARE sitting at the computer; hush; now, where was I? oh, yes, at the computer) contemplating my navel and other weighty problems when it suddenly occurred to me that I really need to find that box of Q-Tips and clean some things out, my navel being one of those things (eeewwwww!! you sure you want to go there? hush; whos blog is this anyway? Im glad its yours and not mine; shush). Well to make a short story long, I last left her highness asleep on the back of the sofa, anxiously awaiting the coming of the warming light of the new day (geez, you over wrote that and badly; if you really want to overwrite it, try thisthe small feline lies serenely atop the cushioned softness of the quilted pillows that oft do make her throne, while she awaits the new dawn to come at her bidding and warm her regal self; not bad; Ill take it under consideration; take it under consideration? harrumph; see if I try to help again.). Now, where was I? Oh yes, I was engaged in a lively game of solitaire when her highness awoke and starting meowing, quite loudly, I might add. Well, her meaning was clearget your fat ass out of that chair and take me outside, NOW, you lousy #@*%$. Nothing could be done except acquiesce to her command. So, we went outside, even though its damnably cold. Fortunately, for me, we didnt stay long. Her highness also concluded it was damnably cold. As we came back inside, she looked up at me as if to say, Shit, whyd you let it get so friggin cold? Cant you do anything right? I dont know why I even bother to keep you around. Sheesh!!! And she proceeded to her food bowl which had just been replenished, also at her bidding.
Alls been quiet now for about 5 minutes, but well repeat the process several more times ere twilight. It must be nice to be unabashedly and unapologetically egotistical and to know with all certainty that you ARE the center of all Creation and that all other inhabitants exist for the sole purpose of fulfilling your needs and desires. Yes, a finicky feline I choose to be on the flip side of this LP called Life (dude, you need to get a life, first; hush).