Persecution Politics: Beck Predicts Dollar Collapse, American Land Sold to China and Russia, Polar Bears Executed by 'Ivan'
Last month, Glenn Beck accused the Obama administration of deliberately instigating a national emergency in order to justify a totalitarian revolution. No disrespect to Mr. Beck's investigative skills, but his account was short on details. He had not determined what kind of emergency would occur, when it would happen, or whether the revolution would be communist, fascist, or some monstrous hybrid of the two. (Fascmunism?)
Fortunately for America, FOX News' indefatigable conspiracy hunter has continued to the sniff out the plot, and as of this evening, we have a few more details. First, the emergency will be economic. According to Beck, the U.S. will not be able to pay its mounting debts, and the Treasury will be forced to print money in order to fulfill the nation's obligations, as Germany's Weimar Republic did in the 1920s. The value of the dollar will subsequently collapse, and the U.S. will again emulate the Weimar Republic by introducing a new currency backed by real estate, which the government will obtain in several ways:
Between Fannie and Freddie, the federal government already owns 55 percent of the mortgages in this country. And coupled with all the federal land grabs for parks, polar bears who are crowded but endangered and all the oil we're not drilling for or coal we're not mining, you might be able to base a currency on all that.
But then it gets a bit foggy. Beck predicts that we will need some kind of help to create the new currency, some allies in the endeavor, and he wonders aloud, "Who would the new regime responsible for this new system of currency...after they've destroyed our future and your children's future, who would they have on their side?" Beck then answers his own question. Our new currency buddies will be international all-stars, Russia, China, and Venezuela. The astute viewer can imagine what happens next. Our "helpers" will help themselves to our houses and national parks. That's bad enough for the American people, but it will be disastrous for the poor polar bears:
Do you really think Russia and China will be better protectors of the planet than we have been? Will Russians cordon off 200,000 square miles of extra space for polar bear roaming or will they shoot them in the head to get a barrel of oil that used to belong to you? I know I would. Surely, Ivan will.*
OK, so Beck clearly has some homework to do, but it's coming together. Will he get to the bottom of the plot in time? Will Americans be able to stop the the Obama administration's diabolical plan before it's too late? Stay tuned to Persecution Politics to find out.
* For the young and stupid: Ivan means "evil Russian dude who hates polar bears."
















"I know I would. Surely, Ivan will."
Aha! Glenn sides with Ivan! Islamofascumism is not the problem, it's the bears, stupid!
October 28, 2009 8:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
Guys like beck have always, for most of my life anyway, been warning us all that
THE END IS NEAR.
And that is because they demagogues have their heads up their arses.
October 28, 2009 8:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
Beck is a fool.
It's Russia, China, and Iran.
Why I'm not on TV, I have no idea.
October 28, 2009 10:55 PM | Reply | Permalink
Has anyone been keeping an eye on Paraguay and Uzbekistan ? Just wonderin' !
October 29, 2009 9:20 AM | Reply | Permalink
It ain't just Beck, tune into Air America and listen to Thom Hartmann and Ed Shultz shilling gold as an investment.
October 29, 2009 9:25 AM | Reply | Permalink
In all fairness, gold is worth a bundle right now... its only insane if you're buying it because you think nothing else will hold any value at all
October 29, 2009 3:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
I tell Republicans when the dollar and society collapses don't come around to my side of the dump looking for good scraps to eat. I won't be sharing with those who destroyed the world's economy. They can eat their gold.
October 29, 2009 7:11 PM | Reply | Permalink