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Joe the Plumber Goes Global


After achieving success in the United States, Joe the Plumber has gone international. According to the New York Times, a senior strategist for the ruling party of Greece said of Greek Prime Minister Kostas Karamanlis:

"Karamanlis has to show again that he is fighting for Joe the Greek Plumber and that small and medium-size enterprises are the government's priority."

Joe the Greek Plumber is the first Joe the Plumber franchise to open in Europe, but if the brand achieves anything near the success it has had in the U.S., Joe the Plumber mania may soon sweep Europe with franchises across the continent, including Joe the Dutch Plumber, Joe the Bulgarian Plumber, and Joe the Liechtensteinian Plumber.

Success is not guaranteed. According to Dr. Orvish Ichstein, Professor of International Nomenclature at Georgetown University, Joe's international popularity may be hindered by cultural barriers:

"Part of the appeal of the Joe the Plumber brand is his everyman name. Before Joe, there were a number of other opinionated plumbers in the U.S., including Achmed the Plumber, Bhekizitha the Plumber, and Genghis the Plumber, but their names lacked popular appeal. If he wants to make it in Europe, Joe should allow his franchises to adopt local flavor, i.e. Zorba the Plumber.

A spokesperson for Joe the Plumber, Joe the Spokesperson, disagreed:

"You can't take the Joe out of Joe the Plumber. That's like taking the Christ out of Christmas. If Jesus Christ had changed his name when he globalized, the Greeks would celebrate Zorbamas. That's just wrong."

Joe the Plumber is also likely to face stiff competition from the Polish Plumber, a popular icon who currently dominates the European plumbing icon market. According to spokesperson Jan Spokespersonsky, the Polish Plumber plans to vigorously defend his market:

"There is many Joes in America, but Joes is not wished in our country or in Europe. Our Polish Plumber is very clean with much yellow hair and big wrench. He kick out all dirty Joes from our country. "

In other news, Joe Sixpack is also reported to be considering a global expansion with a Spanish franchise called Joe Sangriapack.

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Wow G. I was completely expecting that NY Times link to be a Rick Roll or something. But that quote is actually real. That's....well, just awful.

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I thought about writing something like "this is a real quote," but that probably would have made people even more suspicious.

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Genghis, you've lost your head!

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He must have seen a shrink!

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TheraP, you make me laugh!

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See, now this is quality snark. About time.

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I love it. You disappear for, what, six months, leaving the cafe a contentless void with nothing but grudge matches to keep people occupied. Then you come back, post regularly for 4 or 5 days, and have the audacity to give me an "about time." I'm on the verge of un-following you.

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Quality over Quantity? ;-)

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And here I thought audacity was a hopeful quality...
Seriously, though, this is the first time I've ever been faulted by an author for being overly eager to read what he has to say. If I've irked, I apologize; it certainly wasn't my intent.

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Note to self: Employ winkies when replying to the flyonthewall in mock outrage.

PS Glad to have you back an blogging like a madman.

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Bring back the shirt!!!

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My shirt was rejected by a narrow (and controversial) majority of donations a few weeks ago. That was your opportunity to save the shirt. It's no use whining about it now.

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I hear Jessie Ventura is thinking about playing him in the made for TV movie.

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And Mel Gibson is shooting Jesus the Carpenter.

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"Part of the appeal of the Joe the Plumber brand is his everyman name..."

Just goes to show how Republicans have to lie in order to appeal. Joe's real name is Sam. And he isn't a real plumber.

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They let you drive?

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A cat is a cat, a duck is a duck, but a dog is a person. Claim your rights! Vote out the dogcatcher, too. Signed, Linus.

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Wouldn't that be Jose the Sangriapack?

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My favorite part was the Polish Spokespersonsky. :)

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Dr. Orvish Ichstein, Professor of International Nomenclature at Georgetown University

LOL. Nice one.

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