Inspired by California Paige's efforts to streamline processes at TPM, I've prepared a simple form that you can use to advise Obama on campaign strategy:

To avoid a CERTAIN LOSS in the election, Obama MUST do the following...

1. Campaign harder in the following states: (CIRCLE ALL THAT APPY)
[ ] Pennsylvania
[ ] Ohio
[ ] Florida
[ ] Virginia
[ ] Colorado
[ ] New Hampshire
[ ] Canada

2. Focus on: (CIRCLE ALL THAT APPY)
[ ] the economy
[ ] the economy, stupid
[ ] health care
[ ] poverty
[ ] Iraq
[ ] terrorism
[ ] faschism
[ ] nudism
[ ] basketball
[ ] nude basketball
[ ] Canada

3. Change his campaign style: (CIRCLE ALL THAT APPY)
[ ] Go negative
[ ] Stay positive
[ ] Alternate between negative and positive
[ ] Alternate between positive and negative
[ ] Canada

4. Court the following voters: (CIRCLE ALL THAT APPY)
[ ] Progressives
[ ] Independents
[ ] Republicans
[ ] Old men
[ ] Young women
[ ] Middle-age transexuals
[ ] Christians
[ ] Jews
[ ] Jews For Jesus
[ ] Bloggers
[ ] Midgets
[ ] Midget bloggers
[ ] Canada

5. Select the following running mate: (CIRCLE ALL THAT APPY)
[ ] Biden
[ ] Bayh
[ ] Kaine
[ ] Warner
[ ] Gore
[ ] Kerry
[ ] Sebelius
[ ] Clark
[ ] Clinton (Hillary)
[ ] Clinton (Bill)
[ ] Clinton (Chelsea)
[ ] Spears
[ ] Cheney
[ ] Genghis
[ ] Edward's alleged love child
[ ] Canada

6. Wear more: (CIRCLE ALL THAT APPLY)
[ ] Blue
[ ] Yellow
[ ] Vermilion
[ ] Jeans
[ ] Make-up
[ ] Bling
[ ] Canada