Today, in an early morning press conference, President-elect Barack Obama announced that he has legally changed his name to Abraham Lincoln.  "It is no secret that I am a great admirer of Abraham Lincoln.  I have implemented his "Team of Rivals", I have followed his train route, and I am to be sworn in on his Bible.  Naming myself Abraham Lincoln was the next logical step in the transition," stated Obama.

 Obama continued, "In the next few days, my administration will lay forth a plan to further my transformation, including my monthly projected beard growth.  I have reached my hand across the aisle, and now I shall reach my hand back in time."

 David Plouffe, Obama's campaign manager, says, "There can now be no doubt that Barack Obama will be remembered as one of the greatest Presidents of all time.  All Americans can be a part of this historical transformation by sending a donation of $100.00 or more."

 Critics of the name change say that Obama has gone too far.

 "Abraham Lincoln? Are you kidding me?" responded radio host Rush Limbaugh. "I mean, come on! I enjoy snacks, but you don't see me changing my name to Hostess Twinkie!"

 The Inauguration Swearing-in Ceremony for the politician formerly known as Barack Obama begins tomorrow at 11:30a.m. EST.