Deep Scary Thot....
What if Palin quit her job because she believes she is on a mission from God to save not only Alaska, but our entire country from the evils of non-neo-conservatism? Sorta like when w told Sarkozy he was ordered by God to destroy tyranny?
Oh, man.
We're as doomed as doomed can be.
I must say.
Oh, man.
We're as doomed as doomed can be.
I must say.
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She is surely (but uncertainly) looking for a mission, tho' probably not the one you pointed out.
July 5, 2009 12:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
She has as much chance at a bright political future as I do becoming Pope.
July 5, 2009 2:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
I dunno, Pope San Fernando Curt has a certain ring to it?
July 5, 2009 2:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
I mitre. But I oughter?
July 5, 2009 7:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
Ha! Quick wit, SFCurt.
July 5, 2009 9:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
Flower, God told Palin to sign the book deal, hire someone who can read and write AND HIT THE TALKING CIRCUIT.
Just so she remembers to tithe.
I mean it is tax deductible.
July 5, 2009 2:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yes the 11 million dollar Mission Impossible.She has to have it finished by next spring, which means she has only two months left to finish it because the remainder of the time will be needed to translate it into conscious thoughts that mean anything. You betcha!
July 5, 2009 2:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
And also.
;)
July 5, 2009 5:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
"...'Thanks, but no thanks,' on that Bridge to Nowhere." :-)
July 5, 2009 7:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
wish I had thought of that one, very good.
July 6, 2009 7:28 AM | Reply | Permalink
or at least something that wouldn't confuse a 10 year old
July 6, 2009 7:27 AM | Reply | Permalink
And since she will not delegate because only SHE knows how to do it, it'll be a Big Job, No Fun, and she'll Quit before she gets past page 2.
She'll have to pay back the advance, but she'll be on the "lecture" circuit, so it'll be no problem. She'll be the darling of the Right Wingers and stiff competition for Limbaugh and Coulter--and then and only then will she have Fun.
Mission accomplished.
July 6, 2009 8:21 AM | Reply | Permalink
What if Palin quit her job because she believes she is on a mission from God to save our entire country from the evils of non-neo-conservatism?
Well she's going to die a very bitter delusional woman I'd say. The good news is she seems to take good care of herself physically so she'll have a long life of bitter disappointment.
July 5, 2009 7:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
God works in mysterious ways?
July 6, 2009 7:30 AM | Reply | Permalink
Now, there's this image in my mind I cannot shake. Palin, Widdledub, and the Blues Brothers....driving 'cross country in a 5 ton chunk of Deeetroit steel, all on a Mission From God.
Why is it that Jake and Elwood are the only two I have any faith in?
Yes, Virginia....there is a Sanity Clause.
July 5, 2009 10:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-xtJYIwfYo&feature=related
July 5, 2009 10:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
Might I remind you of one of Jake's famous lines flower, "I hate Illinois Nazis". He wasn't too fond of them from anywhere else either. I doubt Jake and Elwood would pick up the Shrub or Palin even if they were waving around shopping bags full of cash with their thumbs out.
July 6, 2009 8:44 AM | Reply | Permalink