Palin Limericks
There once was a soccer mom, Palin
Who quit from a job that was failin'
In her moose country brogue
She wrote Going Rogue
With hope that she'll now have smooth sailin'
Todd and Sarah had a new revelation
They were having a non-wedlocked grandson
After Bristol quit Levi
He sought out the pub's eye
Will we not see the end of this Johnston?
Orly Taitz questioned Obama's birth
Til she made it a subject of mirth
Though her speech may be free
The judge ruled that he
Had to show her what court costs were worth
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November 13, 2009 2:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
Sarah sure loves the smile and the wink,
But moreso she loves national ink...
As a media whore,
She is not a bore,
But her story is starting to stink!
November 13, 2009 8:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
There is no more annoying a squranch sound
Than Palin's voice, of any I have found.
She sounds like a screech-owl
And makes me want to howl
But who cares after 6 beers have been downed?
November 13, 2009 8:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
Sarah's teeth are now are gleaming white!
Good, because she is no longer tight.
With those who made her name known...
McCain's team -- oh, what have they sown?
She came back to their ass and did bite!
November 13, 2009 8:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
OK, guys, I have to get one in about the hair extensions, and then I am off to bed:
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Her extensions are all just the best...
Todd is hoping that this is just a jest.
Laughing as he shot bear --
--"OH! It's just about her HAIR!"
As he gulped, relieved at this test.
Sarah "loves" Levi -- oh, what a fake!
She will make him a Thanksgiving cake!
Is this Sarah really kidding?
Who will do her bidding?
She'd drown all of us who've got her number in a lake!
November 13, 2009 8:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
OK, I am hopeless! I am a limerick addict! Stop me before I embarrass myself further!
November 13, 2009 8:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
Pathetic parsimonious Palin
the poor of Alaska be wailin'
Your own purse got big
like a bloated sick pig
Off the backs of the public you're failin'
November 13, 2009 11:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
Palin causes us pain
from Portland to Bar Harbor Maine;
Indignation prevails
As she lies, vamps and wails;
Yet her goal is a zero-sum game
November 14, 2009 10:10 AM | Reply | Permalink
Sarah claims that she is all "roguey."
But Tod's wife wears clothes out of Vogue, he
Could quit his day job
As SHE sets out to rob,
All who voted for her and that fogey.
November 14, 2009 11:34 AM | Reply | Permalink