Lucy got some splainin' to do
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There was a great exchange on Let That Be Your Last Battlefield, an episode of Star Trek, the original series with Shatner, Nimoy, etc. While justifying his racial prejudice, Commissioner Bele, a half-white, half-black humanoid played by Frank Gorshin, sarcastically challenges the Federation's science.
"I once heard that on some of your planets, people believe they are descended from... apes."
Spock might have replied, "We believe that humans and apes share a common ancestor." But being only half-human, he more elegantly said:
"The actual theory is that all lifeforms evolved from the lower levels to the more advanced stages."
Today's announcement, fifteen years in the making, changes neither of those statements, but suggests that our common ancestor resembled man more than ape, and that great apes, currently unsuccessful competitors to humans, have diverged physically from primitive man more than we have. In other words, considering primitive humans to be ape-like Alley Oops isn't quite right.

WSJ: Fossils Shed New Light on Human Origins
After 15 years of rumors, researchers in the U.S. and Ethiopia on Thursday made public fossils from a 4.4-million-year-old human forebearer they say reveals that our earliest ancestors were more modern than scholars assumed and deepens the evolutionary gulf separating humankind from today's apes and chimpanzees.
The highlight of the extensive fossil trove is a female skeleton a million years older than the iconic bones of Lucy, the primitive female figure that has long symbolized humankind's beginnings.
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"They are not what one would have predicted," said anthropologist Bernard Wood at George Washington University. Although the differences between humans, apes and chimps today are legion, we all shared a common ancestor six million years or so ago. These fossils suggest that creature-still undiscovered--resembled a chimp much less than researchers have always believed.
In fact, so many traits in chimps and apes today are missing in these early hominids that researchers now question the notion that modern chimps and apes embody vestiges of our primate past, retaining primitive traits once shared by our ancestors. "We all thought the ancestral animal would look more like a chimp," explained Yale University anthropologist Andrew Hill.
Instead, the new finds show that what seems most ancient about nonhuman primates today-such as canine fangs, long limbs with hooked fingers meant for swinging through trees and hands designed for knuckle-walking--may actually be the product of more recent development, the researchers said.
"It is the chimps and gorillas that have been evolving like crazy in terms of limbs and locomotion, not hominids," said Kent State University anthropologist Owen Lovejoy, a senior scientist on the research team. "We took a different tack. We went social."















