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Pointless Debate


Edwin Abbot wrote Flatland, a wonderful mathematical and geometrical fantasy, in 1884. I read it as a child, and while I enjoyed it all, I have always remembered Pointland, a realm limited to a single point. Below, the Sphere “points” out the Monarch of Pointland out to our hero, A Square:

“Behold yon miserable creature. That Point is a Being like ourselves, but confined to the non-dimensional Gulf. He is himself his own World, his own Universe; of any other than himself he can form no conception; he knows not Length, nor Breadth, nor Height, for he has had no experience of them; he has no cognizance even of the number Two; nor has he a thought of Plurality; for he is himself his One and All, being really Nothing. Yet mark his perfect self-contentment, and hence learn this lesson, that to be self-contented is to be vile and ignorant, and that to aspire is better than to be blindly and impotently happy. Now listen.”

He ceased; and there arose from the little buzzing creature a tiny, low, monotonous, but distinct tinkling, as from one of your Spaceland phonographs, from which I caught these words, “Infinite beatitude of existence! It is; and there is none else beside It.”

“What,” said I, “does the puny creature mean by ‘it’?” “He means himself,” said the Sphere: “have you not noticed before now, that babies and babyish people who cannot distinguish themselves from the world, speak of themselves in the Third Person? But hush!”

“It fills all Space,” continued the little soliloquizing Creature, “and what It fills, It is. What It thinks, that It utters; and what It utters, that It hears; and It itself is Thinker, Utterer, Hearer, Thought, Word, Audition; it is the One, and yet the All in All. Ah, the happiness ah, the happiness of Being!”

“Can you not startle the little thing out of its complacency?” said I. “Tell it what it really is, as you told me; reveal to it the narrow limitations of Pointland, and lead it up to something higher.” “That is no easy task,” said my Master; “try you.”

Hereon, raising my voice to the uttermost, I addressed the Point as follows:

“Silence, silence, contemptible Creature. You call yourself the All in All, but you are the Nothing: your so-called Universe is a mere speck in a Line, and a Line is a mere shadow as compared with—” “Hush, hush, you have said enough,” interrupted the Sphere, “now listen, and mark the effect of your harangue on the King of Pointland.”

The lustre of the Monarch, who beamed more brightly than ever upon hearing my words, shewed clearly that he retained his complacency; and I had hardly ceased when he took up his strain again. “Ah, the joy, ah, the joy of Thought! What can It not achieve by thinking! Its own Thought coming to Itself, suggestive of Its disparagement, thereby to enhance Its happiness! Sweet rebellion stirred up to result in triumph! Ah, the divine creative power of the All in One! Ah, the joy, the joy of Being!”

“You see,” said my Teacher, “how little your words have done. So far as the Monarch understands them at all, he accepts them as his own—for he cannot conceive of any other except himself—and plumes himself upon the variety of ‘Its Thought’ as an instance of creative Power. Let us leave this God of Pointland to the ignorant fruition of his omnipresence and omniscience: nothing that you or I can do can rescue him from his self-satisfaction.”

As I have gone through life, I have encountered many Monarchs of their own Pointlands.

Flatland is available on Project Gutenberg, but the drawings are likely to be better in a printed copy.

And there seems to be a recent film adaptation, described here and here.

Update: Though the voice cast, Michael York, Martin Sheen, etc., seems pretty good, the trailer and animation don’t fit my expectations of the story.


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Enjoyable read donal. Reminiscent of something else I read here recently.

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Very fine. Nice way to wake up.

Babyish people speak of themselves in the third person.

dickday likes this post.

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And Quinn laughed out loud at Dickday's comment.

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I had not thought of this book in years...and thanks for the link to Gutenberg dot org. Maybe it's time for a re-read.

ps. The book is ALWAYS better than the movie. :o)

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I recommended this post even though the title made me think it was about clearthinker's latest post on the evils of baby-making and his superiority as a well, a something or other.

I missed the rumble itself, but there were some damn fine entries made by quinn, flowerchild, stilli, orlando, jason, miguelitoh2o and others.

Just so I won't be off topic, it really was a pointless post. :-)

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Seashell: your guilt shows.

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What guilt? I happen to be feeling pretty much guilt free today, so pray tell, what evil have I done and did I enjoy it?

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Maybe you are too kind.

=D

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Yes, bwak.... I think you're on to something here. It's a trait I seem to share with you, Orlando, wwstabler, stilli, therap..., especially when it comes down to brass things and being so very wrong.

Suggestions? Are there any events planned on other chat channels soon?

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Yes, there is another interesting "point" to this book: Once enlightened, the Square has a helluva time making the other 2-ders see the light. Lack of awareness and all. So the Square suffers -- despite his being aware.

Ironic, no? ;-)


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Also ironic is that the better-informed Sphere haughtily dismisses A Square's insight that there could be a fourth dimension. The Sphere teaches but refuses to learn.

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What would you like to teach me, Donal? I'm all spheres...

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I thought you'd lost those marbles ...

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