From a sequel to Not Quite What I Was Planning, which I hadn’t heard about, another collection of six word stories.

I loved the idea of you. — Audrey Adu-Appiah

Tomorrow, maybe, I’ll sell the ring. — Matt Tanner

He posted our sex tape online. — Lauran Strait

Heartbroken, until the bitch finally died. — Christopher Moore

It hurts even worse in French. — Derek Pollard

Inevitably, his obituary didn’t mention me. — R. Sue Dodea

I thought we had more time. — Joe Hill

Wonder-filled, and never a dull torment. — Diane Ackerman

He is married. I am not. — Hope Truhart

She said she liked my penis. — Chip Rowe

We’ll break up before this prints. — Porochista Khakpour

Everyone’s crazy except you and me. — Mark Fraunfelder

What once were two, are one. — George Saunders

Some of you may want to write these after you’re done with e-harmony.