Dog the New York Post
It's so easy. Throw together a few hot button themes and mix in an undercurrent of hatred and
instant attention. Takes no talent at all but it does the trick. We all know it. Shock and awe. The sad old routines of the hate jocks that amazingly have been on the air for years now. Sad commentary on this country that these people get their contracts renewed over and over. Once you had to exhibit some measure of talent. Now you just have to be a loud mouthed fat white jerk spewing out vitriolic spittle. This constitutes talent now, of a different lower kind.
This is also what you get when the number is 2. When you only get 2 of everything, you automatically get division. Two of something divides. Our stupid two party system allows these kinds of subhumans to thrive in our "democracy." The solution is not a three party system because this willl be a cold day in hell but there is a quick solution you can do tomorrow and this is to register Decline to State. Claim neither party and in this way, we can kill the two party system which is so pathetic and infantile but so are the super rich. Pathetic and infantile.
"But here comes the middle class!!" the super rich say. Thank God. We now have to resurrect them because we need them now to bail us out. Before when they were going into the toilet, we didn't really care but now, we need to resurrect them so we can suck off of them again since they are the only ones/suckers that regularly work and produce something and there are a lot more of them than there are of us so for God's sake get that middle class going again. They have to bail us out. And if you live in California you not only get to pay for the bailout, the stimulusl bill, the foreclosures but you get to pay TWICE because your taxes are going up including taxes on your car. You know the one you need to go JOB HUNTING? Well, your registration fees may triple but it's ok. You'll need to pay THIS tax because after you walk away from the house you can't afford because your state income taxes went up about $1000/year, you'll need to live in the car as you move out of a very fucked up state that wrenches its residents around like a ball on the end of a long chain. Wee. This way then that way then this way then that way...weeee. Here we go again. But we really need to help the silly little super rich and their tendency to make rash decisions so get out there "middle class" and get on your feet! The corporate criminals need you! The bankers need you! The State of California needs you!
But I diverge. Boy do I diverge. This was supposed to be that someone somewhere needs to dog The New York Post because I bet those bastard's ad revenue is down and I bet if some stimulus package money shows up through whatever channel, they'll snatch it up like paparrazi on Lady Di's death. Yea yea yea. Keep an eye on the finances of the New York Post because if even a dime of that stimulus money they like to make fun of using cheap and humorless tripe comes into their rotten-smelling air space, they'll gobble it up because people like this have no scruples anyway. Hypocrisy? Sure. They'll do it. Show them the money.
So c'mon everybody. Lets keep an eye on the finances of the Post. Lets catch 'em in the act.
Dog 'em.
Solves everything and nothing all at the same time.
















I'm so old I remember when the NYP was a real paper, Pete Hammel, Nat Hentoff...
February 21, 2009 9:55 AM | Reply | Permalink