Acccording to a Mother Jones article by Karen Greenberg from their Jan/Feb edition ("The People vs. Dick Cheney"), the Bush Administration broke 269 laws. 269 Laws.  

So what did you do? Were you speeding? Did you roll through a stop sign?

Not have your seatbelt on? Expired meter?

I'm still grappling with this whole gig. It's ok if psychowhitedudes ran our country into the ground for 8 fing years based on two stolen elections, killed thousands playing neocon war games, maliciously destroyed our environmental laws  (only 267 more to go folks!)...

AND now we are all on clean up duty/doody perhaps for the next 30 years...

Itzzooo-ok. Let's just move on, embrace change...c'mon people now.

BUT YOU better pay that ticket bud and don't you ever break the law again! You damn criminal you.