I've heard so much about socialism these days, and the word clearly doesn't mean what I think it means, or really what any of the dictionaries say it means. So what is this socialism that people keep accusing Obama of? What do the people who call him "socialist" mean by that?

Formal theoretical definitions aren't so much the way to go. So I'm going to start a purely descriptive list, cataloging the Obama policies that are labeled "socialist."

Let's start with "Florida GOP chairman Jim Greer, who this week called President Obama's planned speech to school children an attempt to 'indoctrinate America's children to his socialist agenda....'"

OK, so:

1) Socialists tell children to work hard and stay in school.

Got it.

I think there are a lot of socialists around these days. George H. W. Bush, you big Andover pinko, I'm looking at you.

(h/t Daily Kos)