No, this isn't scathingly brilliant political satire, but, rather, a blatant plea for attention and merchandise:

If people reading this blog want to buy me something, here's a list of suggestions:

Nearly any of these cards would be cool. I have plenty of Vampire Bats, but I lust after the Mephidross Vampire, and pretty much any other vampire on the page, too.

There are many insanely cool t-shirts on this page. I especially like the vintage stuff.

Goodwin and Simonson's MANHUNTER

Modesty Blaise comic strips - (lots of other MB stuff at the bottom of the page)

Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog

WATCHMEN Director's Cut

Blade Runner 5 Disc Ultimate Collector's Edition

Push

The Hidden

I'd also love an all regions DVD player, so I could get stuff like this, the only copy I can find of EXTREME PREJUDICE in widescreen format

Cool Vorkosigan stuff

Cool geek shirt #1

Cool geek shirt #2

Cool geek shirt #3

Cool geek shirt #4

Cool geek shirt #5

Okay, that's enough for me.

Well, it's not, but it should certainly be enough ideas, given that nobody is reading this blog anymore.