Superman for Vice President
OBAMA: -- so I present a friend to us all, our protector, the greatest hero in the history of the world, a man who has countless times saved the entire planet Earth from dire peril, a man regarded with admiration by sentients throughout the multiverse, Superman, as my Vice Presidential nominee.
SEAN HANNITY: What, the alien? Does he have a birth certificate? One that isn't forged, I mean?
RUSH LIMBAUGH: Can't trust him. He swears by Rao. By RAO. What is that, some kind of Islamic prophet? No. No. No.
BILL O'REILLY: I have nothing against Superman of course but first it's important to understand that he has absolutely no political experience whatsoever, and second, in his secret identity he's a member of the liberal mainstream media. A bleeding heart.
ANN COULTER: The United Nations has made him an honorary citizen of every nation on the globe so by definition he's simultaneously an Islamofascist, a Communist, North Korean, Chinese, Iranian, and Russian. I swear if Superman is Obama's Vice Presidential pick I will have no choice except to campaign for Hillary Clinton who is more American than either of them.
MICHAEL SAVAGE: I was going to talk about Democratic Vice Presidential nominee Superman today, but I understand I'm not allowed to use the word 'faggot'... wait, that's Ann Coulter's line, sorry. I do understand that Superman fathered a child out of wedlock right before he abandoned us all for five years to visit a distant galaxy. That's what the Democrats mean by personal responsibility, folks.




