Cops think I'm a criminal.
Criminals think I'm a cop.
Face down punk, your protest will stop.

Jocks think I'm a nerd.
Nerds think I'm a jock.
At least I know how to rock.

Hippies think I'm a metalhead.
Metalheads think I'm a hippie.
Punks just plain don't like me.

Hipsters think I'm uptight.
Businessmen think I'm cool.
Truly, I'm just some fool.

Christians think I'm the devil.
The devil thinks I'm not evil.
Once I'm in hell there is no retrieval.

God has abandoned me.
I have abandoned god.
This is just a facade.

Liberal is the club where I truly belong.
Far left I fly.
American liberties and pie.