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The Age of Carrie Palin


                                                                                
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Once upon a time a little girl, the prettiest little girl found fame and fortune in the screwiest manner. Carrie Prejean came to be the heir to the crown of the great Bess Meyerson.

What looks like a complete meltdown after losing her crown has become the best thing that ever could have happened to her.It seems that Almighty God has asked  Carrie Prejean  to stick up for Him.

 

In September-a full five months after the Miss USA pageant-Prejean was still talking about The Most Important Question of Our Time. "I knew that God had a plan for me that night," she told the audience at the Values Voter Summit. "God chose me for that moment because He knew that I would not only be the one to stick up for Him, and for the truth, but also, He knew that I am strong enough to get through all of the junk that I have been through." Truly, her struggle is an inspiration to all who have suffered adversity

 

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-11-12/miss-popularity-the-six-craziest-carrie-prejean-speeches/2/



I do not know about you folks, but I have to stop and think about this. A 21 year old former Miss America with fake boobs, very little ability to speak, and no real experience in any particular endeavor is selling a book and appearing on MSM. Why?

Well people will pay to read her book. They are no going to pay to read my book. And they are not going to pay to read some great Harvard professor's book on government regulation of banks at the turn of the last century either. The best she could do is hope that some committee believes the tome on economics in the early twentieth century would make good mandatory reading in colleges and universities across the nation.

The Harvard professor might show up for fifteen minutes on CNBC on a panel or something I suppose. 

Now there are good things that happen on MSM, ONCE IN AWHILE.  I mean God would not help Carrie answer Larry King's questions.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-11-12/miss-popularity-the-six-craziest-carrie-prejean-speeches/2/

It appears that Carrie also had some conversations with people not that associated with God Almighty (blesses himself):


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So it appears that we have a girl who participated in a felony, lured other people to participate in a felony and wants men to masterbate when they see her. And she is born again.

And we wonder if the Lord spoke with her  when she made those 'cameo appearances' or when she had those nasty breast implants: http://news.softpedia.com/news/Carrie-Prejean-Claims-Pageant-Forced-Her-to-Get-Implants-126672.shtml

 

Well it turns out she kind of did have a discussion with the lord god of the ignorant about these matters:

Carrie Prejean is just carrying out God's plan, she tells Christianity Today in an interview that fails to address her solo sex tape--the topic that nearly caused her to walk off 'Larry King Live' Wednesday night.

She also answers a question about her topless photos by discussing a need for Christians to unite against the Enemy and says she can't be homophobic because she lives in California and has gay hairdressers. Then she breaks down her conversion time line in a way that refutes her ex-boyfriend's claim that she sent him the masturbation tape when she was 20, not 17 as she has stated. Here are some highlights:

On when she traded her depraved teenage behavior for Christianity:
I went to
Santa Barbara and I found out that it was a big party school, and I just didn't seem to fit in. So after I came back, I started going to San Diego Christian College, and that's where I felt at home...I think that was at a Christian school where it's cool to study on Friday nights, and you don't have the pressure of going out and drinking, and you are surrounded by people who have the same interests as you. That was a big turning point in my life, when I started going to the Rock, when I was about 18.

On finding forgiveness for Perez Hilton:
Oh yeah. I actually feel really sorry for him. I really do. If you look at his website, it's kind of scary what he does.

On reconciling her breast implants with her Christian faith:
No, I don't think there's anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian. I think it's a personal decision. I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/12/carrie-prejean-the-bible_n_355745.html

 

Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached a point of such blatant hypocrisy in this country that there is no search for the truth anymore. I mean, the search for truth by MSM was kind of a ruse anyway, since the corporations spewing out all that paper and all those radio waves and all those TV signals were attempting to merely sell soap and appliances.

Now of course, they sell more Viagra, extenz, and exercise equipment, but nothing has really changed.

Fuck the pageants. I mean in the old Burt Parks days, a contestant was supposed to be a virgin. It was some sort of ancient rite brought to TV and it sold because the virgins would be relatively naked, by the standards for those days. The only real difference from similar virgin rites ten thousand years ago was that they cooked and ate the winner... but I digress.

And the speeches given by the little girls were vacuous pleasantries like the desire for WORLD PEACE. We all knew it was crap. Even as children. I mean, since when was the United States of America for world peace? After WWII we wished to conquer all and give it to our corporate shills like Britain gave everything to the East India Company.

We do not need pageants any more than we need award shows or reality shows.

Contests would be nice. Swimming contests. Essay contests. Spelling bees. Debates concerning world history, American History, civics, political issues.  Then, after all this, we could choose by twitter or some such MISS AMERICA or MR. AMERICA or MRS. AMERICA.

Fake Boobs Carrie is not going to do anything for anybody except spread anti-gay messages along with her allegiance to God. I mean, are we really supposed to care if men are jacking off to videos of Carrie (which was her original intent remember) or to videos of Kevin Bacon; please just don't do it in the subway.

THE MSM LIES ARE ALL JUST MORE BLATANT TODAY

Another lady from the right who got her start as a pageant contestant is Sarah Palin. And of course she sticks up for God Almighty just like Carrie.

It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it.

If Madame Palin were to speak the truth she might say:

I was elected to govern Alaska. A magnificent area of land that includes the highest mountains, the freshest streams, the most beautiful flora and fauna and it encompasses one fifth of the entire area of this great country. It contains more natural resources than any other state. It contains real live American Pioneers. Some living in shacks, some seeking gold, some seeking fish, some seeking great animals by the hunt and some who just wished to get away from urban blight.  The hopes and aspirations of an entire country reside in a land mass that contains seven hundred thousand people. 

I did get here quite by accident. I mean I was mayor of a small town and ran for state wide office at the perfect time. And quite by accident I was picked to be the Vice-Presidential nominee of the Republican Party.

I lost of course. But now I can make the big bucks all due to Tina Fey along with the video exhibition of my own stupidity and narrow mindedness for all of America to see.

Some in my position might feel that I should finish the job. I should somehow work for what I feel are the greatest interests of the greatest State of the Union.

But the big bucks are there. I can bring in some conservative yahoo and have her write a book for me. Money up front. I can give meaningless speeches and get paid tens of thousands of dollars. The train has left with all the proper people running it. I can scoop up the kids and head for never never land. No one in my family will ever want for a thing. Ever again. It is there for the taking and I WANT MINE NOW!!!

Is this the mind set?

I mean the stripper with the fake boobs and the governor with no brain can just jump on that train. No real cross examination. No examination of their particular ethos, world view, human perspectives. Neither of them have any real beliefs.. At least in the form of thoughtful creative proposals for solving the issues of the day.

But the right wing non-think tanks will pick them up and pay them millions just to stand there and read five or six points selected for them by the corporate oligarchy that is paying them.

I hate taxes, I hate abortion, I hate gays, I hate government regulation, I hate rich people (?), I hate Muslims, I hate immigrants, I hate banks, I hate poor people, I hate people who have not taken Jesus as their only lord and savior.....whatever. They get the cheers, take the check and go on to the next dais.

And if people get hurt along the way? Well they both have the ultimate defense:


                                             GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT.




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Carrie on, my wayward DD ...

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HAHAHAH. I just read yours. haha

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OUTSTANDING! (and I mean that in the best way!)

Rec'd!

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Hello Auntie. Long time no see. Glad you liked it!!!

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Sadly, DD, we have to place a large plateful of this before everyone who tunes in to such nonsense. Viewers make media coverage, because the editorial decisions are made in response to the ratings that are generated by pairs of eyeballs being delivered to advertisers.

I do pretty much like you - I don't watch that drivel. And maybe the nonsense will stop if enough people wind up agreeing with us.

We can only hope.

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LET US PRAY, GROUCH, LET US ALL PRAY FOR REAL DELIVERANCE.

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I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants.

Hoo, boy...


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hahahaha. And the lord looked at the female mammary glands and said

THIS IS GOOD

HAHAH

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Plus, there's Chapter 7, verses 18-20, in The 2nd Letter of Paul To The People-Who-Prefer-All-Natural-Knockers-Thanks-Very-Much, which is saithing,

"18. Yeah. As in, Hoooooo Baby, YEAH - that's some set of all-natural knockers you got there, Ezekielette. 19. Why doncha come on over to my house, let's check out your God -given All-Natural components and my brand new GO FASTER parts, and get to know each other, Biblically and all. Baby. 20. And the Director said, "Action!" And therewith followed looking and jumping upon nakednesses, and ummmm, lotsa action, know whut I'm sayin'?"

Amen.

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hahahahaha. This must be the king james version. I stick with the Catholic Bishops. I mean James was one of those damnable Scots, was he not?

Too much of an eye for hooters as it were. ha

Is that a sword under your kilt or are you just glad to see them?

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Yeah, but she isn't a reader, so . . .

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Look, I gotta theory. When she was a baby her folks purchased these audio tapes of the bible.

And they just kept playing them throughout her baby time. Now she thinks she actually hears the word of god.

Whatya think?

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If God were to talk to her, His Word would go in one ear and out the other without encountering a wit of obstruction.

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I don't see anywhere in the bible that you can't have an abortion either.

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Well I got more than just a chuckle out of that video. hahaha

Pretty good Flower. ha

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God told me to rec this post.

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Just so He is on my side.

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Hey, DD, you mention how they used to cook and eat the virgins. "Why the hell would they do such a thing?", some might ask. Well, every culture has its pageants and in this case the obvious answer is found in the old time equivalent of "Follow the Money". In this case, "Follow the pay-off".
Here's how those idyllic South Pacific islanders we admire kept things running smooth with their clever pageantry.
The ruling guys, old, fat, and over-tanned, [See, they aren't all white guys, or even senators, but they ARE usually men] set up a system where the most beautiful virgin they could find would be praised for her beauty, honored for her purity, ogled for a while, then thrown into a volcano. Ouch!
Every guy except her boyfriend would woop and holler and praise the Gods. Then the party was on.
What would the young girls who were watching do? Not being fools, they would cut a glance at each other, look at their older sisters, think a bit, and promise themselves that come next year's "Celebration-of- Life", they would not be virgins and they would make damn sure that every guy on the island would know it, especially those guys on "The Council of Brilliant Dudes that Know How to Appease the Gods".

Except for one young woman a year, a woman that was probably really somewhat plain and deluded into thinking that that fact made her secure, it apparently worked OK for most everyone and for a long time, at least well enough for refugees from European enlightenment to flock to it.

On a related note, it is said that the first European that ever went to Tahiti, back home, and then to Tahiti again sometime in the 1600's, reported that ,"Its just not the same anymore".

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hhahaahah. okay. Lulu you are going pretty twilight zone here. GOOD FOR YOU.

This is great!!!!!!!!!!!

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Twilight Zone? What can I say, I decided to be a pirate a long time ago.

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I wake up this morning and I just had to tell you your analysis was funnier on the second read. hahahaha

I mean you have one strong argument against virginity here. hahaha

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I'm all for arguments against virginity.

And for their multiplication.

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Unfortunately, breast implants in biblical times were made from shellfish ...

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I thought they were bunny bladders.

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Bunny Blades? hahah

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That is why all those ancient women slept on their backs or sides.

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Abalonely?

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I think the big problem here was that the conservative press tried to make her out to be a hero, and she played along.

The initial controversy over her was ridiculous. She was point-blank asked a question about gay marriage without any time to prepare, and Judge Mario Armando Lavandeira castigated her because she said something other than "oh, I think that same-sex marriage is wonderful." For that sh was subjected to hate (at least initially).

Of course, going on TV everywhere was a dumb idea though.

There needs to be a rule that being mistreated by someone does not make you a hero or an authority.

We can call it the "Rodney King" rule.

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I get it. Yes, I agree that all this could have been fortuitous. But she sure is playing it for all its worth now.

And remember, she was fired for being AWOL. Not for breast implants or views on marriage.

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She should have told the world that teh evil gayz were holding her captive. She could have made herself even more a hero by carrying on about how she told them that god loves them so they should love maps.

Or something like that.

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If Carrie would have had the right agent, a good scenario like that might have worked just fine.

Two million extra copies sold.

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I know this does not add much to the discussion except to establish a new level of credibility for Ms. Prejean, but apparently it has now been revealed that she produced 8 separate videos of herself...er...polishing her crown.

That's highly inappropriate, Larry.

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Hey Tao. How ya doin? I do not think that the Roman Catholic Church approves of even thinking about it let alone filming it.

I have no idea what that has to do with anything. hahaha

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I heard her name is pronounced Pre-JOHN.

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Except for a chronic inability to spell 'masturbation' correctly, SPOT ON!!!!! :D :D

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hahahaha. Did I really do that? I will have to check.

It is usually a younger man's forte. That is spelling it or doing it spot on as they say. haahahahah

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And David Gregory will have Newt Gingrich and the Rev. Al Sharpton on MTP to discuss these virgin breast implant issues of the day. Maybe they will speak a minute on the audacity and hypocrisy of the American people attempting for once to utilize Article III of the U.S. Constitution.

Please God (blesses himself-I am a convert to Catholicism but I believe in the woman's very private right to choose), make these people go away.

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I have already stated many times my love for the great Bishop Sheen and that I was born a Roman Catholic; kind of raised myself in that religion since I attended services alone in those days.

No way could a bishop even in this day and age ask either of these women to step up to the dais. hahaha

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I was an attempted Catholic. My mother attempted it, but I ran into Mark Twain.

Bishop Sheen? Is that the one who wrote on the blackboard, then lied that an angel erased it?

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Well you got me chuckling at five in the morning like OT. I do wonder why Mark Twain seemed to have such an effect on me also.

I think MT somehow gave me the idea that no one speaks for God and no one man has the answer.

Bishop Sheen did speak of angels and the blackboard.

I still get a kick out of the orator in the dress though.

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Twain forced me to thoroughly examine the Catholic values I was being taught -- and the actual practices of Catholics.

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I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how - but I will not Carrie Palin.

C

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I had to give the song/poem award to igotmyreasons,

I mean he had a video for chrissakes.

But this is pretty good C. hahahah

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Hat tip Hawkeye Pierce.

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My delicate sensibilities can't afford to do anything but scan your blog, DD, but I did want to let you know that Miss Prejean was offered a contract as Chief SpokesVirgin for (ahem, blush) personal vibrators made by a certain division of General Electric.

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GE is without a doubt one of the biggest lies ever. I remember well their ad campaign which is now long forgotten by most people. We bring good things to life. Quite funny when at the time they were one of the biggest manufacturers of arms of all types in all the world.

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Life, death...Carrie says they make Sweet Vibrators, though. Hmmmm...wouldn't want one to ELECTROCUTE a person, though...
"GE! We bring death thru orgasm!"

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I thought only guys thought about dying in the saddle. Thanks for setting me straight Wendy.

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ge what the hell do they do? Oh yeah, vibrators...were not they ahead in that field for awhile>

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hhahahhah delicate sensibilities INDEED. HAHAHAH

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I don't blame CP for any of this. I was a dumbshit at 21 too. Most everyone is.

Palin is a different story.

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That is Glavester's well reasoned argument TPC, for sure.

But it appears she wishes to grow up to be Palin.

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What she grows up to be isn't germaine to the present. Maybe it doens't look so good how things may turn out but you can hardly be critical of someone at 21. At least not if you are our age. And not if we are honest about it. I will say I think the deck is stacked against men or women of such physical beauty. The natural inclination is to rely upon that to the detriment of learning. Thats why we have blond jokes. Rather sad actually. And the boob job stuff is a result of someone looking to make money off someone who happens to not have a clue. Pretty crummy IMHO.

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That even gets an old guy like me into the philosophical issue concerning what is beauty.

Do we really need to take a beautiful young girl and put artificial stuff in her boobs? I do not understand it.

Oh well. Point well taken TPC.

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Prejean is just my sweet little angel, DD!

And what I wanna know is this!

First you're standing up for conservative women and you order up, ghost-written, some indignant book. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, wild accusations are made that you filmed an octet of masturbation videos, and supposedly they have even got proof!! How does this even *happen* to a young starlet; that's what I can get my arms around!!!

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Did I hear you say you are wrapping your arms around young harlots? I'm surprised at you, OT! ;O)

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SEE that is what I tried to tell him

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Neither you SJ, not Mr. Day seem to appreciate that she is a harlot for THE LORD!

And here she is being attacked!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E8_Jhs58tg&feature=related

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YEAH, I bet you wanted to get your arms around it and your pen in some ink and she would have been underage...and then where would you be.

OUT OF GODDAMN REACH

that is where you would have been for sometime.
hahah

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It's not my fate that is the issue, Mr. Day! As Prejean has said, there is a double standard: you take great American women like Bachmann, her "hero" Palin, and how do you even know that in Obama's America, intimate videos of THEM are not going to come spurting forth! And the *disrespect??*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lkg6oyaPz0&NR=1

BTW I wonder if Prejean has read "her" book? We're sure getting used to her not answering questions about it.

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Give unto the King what is the King's and unto the attorneys what are the attorneys. I think.

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