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NORTHCOVIII: Strange Fauna








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Yesterday morning when I went out to feed the rabbits I noticed some blood on the straw in several places and also up the ramp to the feeder hutch. The blood seemed diluted, not bright red and thick and sticky but kind of like blood in urine, only too colorful for that. It was also on the three senior does, in a stream, almost as if they'd been peed on. I picked them each up and gave them a good look but didn't see anything amiss. I also checked out the senior buck, and he looked fine. The kits are hard to catch without a treat to distract them, so I just observed them all for a while. Everyone seemed fine.

It snowed all day yesterday. This morning there was lots of color on the snow in the rabbit colony. It's orange, though, not red. Clearly not blood. We can't figure out what it is. We didn't notice it when we fed the rabbits yesterday evening, because the snow was still falling and covering everything up. It isn't seeping up from the earth, because we dug down a bit and the snow gets white underneath. It isn't dripping from trees because it's in places incongruent with that theory. http://gardenplotter.com/rospo/blog/2007/01/mystery-in-rabbit-colony.html


The police showed up at Algernon's home about 11:00 that night. Algie was beside herself, or himself or himself was beside herself...anyway....

The call had been made one half hour before. Officers were already at the scene when Detective  Langdon  arrived with his partner at Algernon's abode.

He was hysterical during his 911 conversation with Emergency Services.

He had led the two cops into the living room and pointed out the corpse, or what was left of it.

A body lay naked on the grayish white carpet. The head and left arm were gone. Just gone. There was blood all over the place. On the carpet, on two walls. There certainly had been a struggle.

Algie was in his robe. There was blood on the robe from top to bottom. Although Algie had washed his face and even shaved just before the officers' arrival, he had left his long earrings on, the ones with the zircon diamonds.

Langdon looked at his partner. Sherry,  and they decided that the State Bureau should also be notified.

Mr. Flower, we need to talk down town. And we need that robe. And we have to get you out of here so that the crime scene is left as pure as possible. Mr. Flower?

Algie was just sitting there on the sofa, head in hands, bent over; weeping uncontrollably. Langdon thought: This is not going to be easy. Just then a cat, a huge white fluffy cat came in from the kitchen.

Langdon stooped over to pick up the feline. Have you got a little portable kennel for fluffy here?  Algie. Algie you got to look at me. NOW

Algie sat up. Loretta. Ooooooooooh Loretta. Let me have my Loretta.

I cannot do that Algie.  NOW WHERE IS THE CAGE?

Behind the buckets in the pantry.

Just then back-up showed up with an ambulance. Following a call to homicide, Langdon released Algie in his robe to the EMT's escorted by back up.  I aint gonna get much out of him right now. He knew that Algernon would be checked over at the hospital for any injuries and the robe and slippers would be handed over to forensics.

Langdon found the cage/kennel and deposited the cat in it. He handed it to Officer Lee who would put it in the squad car and take it to Animal Rescue. 

Langdon had already worked on six murders in this little nook of South Dakota in the last five years. Every one of them was strange. As if any murder is not strange. It was just that no spouses were responsible for the deaths. No drug dealers.  In fact no relatives were found to be suspects in these murders.

And here was 75% of a corpse....wait, what the hell is that ? Langdon said to no one in particular. In the corner covered partly by the front drape was a ...a critter of some sort. And it had a strange glow to it.

Sherry, flip that light switch a sec, will ya?

Sherry turned the main living room lights off, and sure enough the critter glowed orange.

Both Langdon and Sherry of course had their gloves on along with booties to cover their shoes. Forensic finally showed up taking pictures of the body and the room from all angles.

Finally Langdon felt safe enough to examine the critter. Except it was not dead. The raccoon turned suddenly and bit Langdon right on the arm and began running in a panic all over the room, all over the floor and the walls further tracking blood all over the place.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST....Langdon was beside himself. Where in the fuck did a raccoon come from? If those officers who first hit this scene did not shut the goddamn door...

The critter got caught in the drapes and Langdon tore the curtains down and used it as a net to capture the animal. At least we got pix before the damn chaos. Animal Rescue was called immediately. Now even they would have to get involved personally. Langdon had one of the officers watch over the 'package' until they got there.  And the detective of course now had a stake in Animal Rescue since tests would let him know if he was in danger of some virus or even rabies.

Meanwhile Langdon, now wrapped in a bandage given him by one of his cops, took a closer look at the corpse. The head had not been taken off by a saw or other implement. That was for sure.  Samson the chain smoking coroner was approaching the body at the same time.

No tools here, said Samson. He turned the body over and examined the shoulder and the neck from a different angle.  This appears to have been bit off, pointing to the shoulder with the missing arm. Lang look here, teeth marks. And look at the neck. Shredded. I mean, no human being did this!!!

Was there anybody else here. I mean somebody phoned this in to 911.

Yeah, a boyfriend who lives here. But he was in shock. I mean I could get nothing out of him but wailing. He was taken to the hospital for observation with an escort and psych will have a look at him. I will get there tomorrow morning.  Sam, is there any clue as to the size of these teeth? You know, the teeth of the perp or perps?

Well I need to get the body back to the morgue so I can get a better look...hell I want a CT on this one for sure. But they are smaller teeth, a lot of gnawing.

About the size of some raccoons dentures you think?

As he arose from the body, Langdon saw something on the carpet. Tire marks from the front door. Feint marks like from a wagon or something.

HOW THE HELL DID I EVER END UP IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE ANYWAY?

Meanwhile back on the old road....

Frank somehow awoke on the side of the road next to his car. What the hell am I doing here? It was the middle of the night. This was on the old road where he had pulled over the car.

Well this has got to be good. This is a dream. It has to be a dream.

He managed to get up and he carefully examined himself as best he could in front of his headlights. Nothing. Just the dirt from the road where he had been lying. Yeah, same suit. Doors all shut on the car. Keys in his pocket.

Self satisfaction went by the way side real fast. The wood was not more than fifty feet from the edge of the road where he stood. Eyes were peering at him through the trees; so many he could not count them. They moved as he moved. Slowly he moved around to the driver's side and pulled out his keys.

He dropped them. Where the hell are they. His heart began to pound and he felt the perspiration right on his head and neck. He wiped his brow with his handkerchief.

Now let's just calm down a minute, Frank thought. Or did he say it aloud? Frank was not sure of one goddamnable thing. All of a sudden, as he looked down for the keys again, his sight was lost. Just like that. He got down on his knees and felt around for the keys. Nada. Nothing. Breathing became very hard for this man and suddenly he was paralyzed.

He heard rustling from the wood, THEY WERE COMING FOR HIM......

Langdon went right from the scene of the murder to his office. Pierre had helped set it up to cover all of eastern South Dakota. He had scoffed of course, just seeing the entire complex of state and county offices as a give away to NORTHCO. But what the hell did he know, anyway? Besides, now he had more tech at his disposal, more underlings, hell...more power than he ever would have had if he had stayed in the big city. Fourteen thousand people is not a big city of course, but everything is relative.

Turns out that Animal Protection might end up being more important that CSI, thought Langdon; at least in the early hours following this murder. And he knew damn well that the early hours usually were the most important in solving any case.  Although CSI certainly found semen on the couch as well as the walls (?), DNA testing would not be accomplished for a couple of weeks, if he were lucky.

But the critter had his stomach pumped and that bad boy had certainly munched on the corpse. The cat was clean as he suspected.  No rabies was discovered but Langdon was not out of the woods on that threat either since raccoons can carry a number of bacterial or viral diseases. But the only evil symptom he felt at that point was a headache and a thirst from some bad whiskey.

The shrink at the hospital refused his attempt to interview Algernon. According to Dr. Koch, the suspect just kept throwing up in a pail singing I Could Have Danced All Night. The single strangest behavior Koch had seen in his fifteen years as a psychiatrist.

If you think that is strange, I have a raccoon you should meet, thought Langdon.



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See? NOW you're kickin' ass. Ultra-violent animals who sing and dance, eat human flesh, shoot semen all over the place and glow in the dark.

Dandy. Just dandy.

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THIS WAS DEDICATED TO THE ONE I LOVE,

That is for sure. hahahahaha

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6SIVry-pbU
Just for you Dick.
Mac :)

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Well thank you for that Mac. Nice link.

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Mr. Flower? Mr. Flower? Flowers for Algernon. Hmmm

A very strange tale, indeed, Mr. Day. Odd. Peculiar. Plus I now know everything I ever wanted to know about rabbit pee. But, you know what the really strange thing is? Mr. Flower...my own Mr. Flowerchild, while on his way to work this very morning, hit a deer! After I ascertained that neither he nor the deer was permanently injured, I asked him if the deer was purple. Now Mr. Flower thinks I should see a shrink. I, of course, know that I do not need to see a shrink and that I am just influenced by your NORTHCO story. Do not worry, Mr. Day. I will not hold you responsible for my mental condition.

;o)

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Now I am relieved. Not as relieved as the rabbits, but you can't always get what you want.

WHAT?

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But you get what you need.. geez what is with all the song references today Dick?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGfJ0_KMiro
I saw her today at the reception....
:)

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Dumb deer.

Didn't it see the "People Crossing" sign on the deer trail?

I mean, everywhere there is a deer crossing sign on the people highway there is supposed to be an equivalent "People crossing" sign for the deer, right?

It's just fair.

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Personally, I blame Dick for my own (increasingly rapid) decline.

'Til Dick came, I was as normal as... ummmm... Wolfrum?

Oh dear.

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The best one in the series so far, Dick. I'm enthralled.

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Oh thank you Missy, thank you so much. It was fun today. I had bad news on Thursday and it went away today. ha!!!

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You really should've posted a sign in Northco I that said: This Is a Dark Ride.

It's also an enjoyable one. Thanks, Dickon.

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you are more than welcome. But I get feedback from people like q, what is a mother to do?

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You know... if this story keeps unfolding in such a positive manner... there may be room for a hedgehog or two.

And a Scotsman with shite on his face. I'd sic him on those fricking dwarf clowns (whom I do not trust one bit.)

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Well methinks the little wagon tracks on the carpet might become more relevant as time goes by.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo2Lof_5dy4

I for one, get a little misty when I think of little clowns...

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Love it, DD.

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P.S. Off topic (this topic anyhow):

I see no reference to James Buchanan having sent troops to Chile, though tons of references to his being a Southern sympathizer and blaming all the troubles on the North was war drew nigh and he vacillated while the Union began to fall apart. He wrote a defense of his wise path at the end of the Civil War as I mentioned. Here is what some smart-alecky Northern newspaper thought of both him and that defense, in his Obit:To give even an outline of the exciting political events that agitated the whole country during his term of office would require more space than we have at command; nor would such a recapitulation be necessary. Those events are still fresh in the recollection of all our readers. It is hardly necessary to remind them that President Buchanan held the North responsible for all the troubles arising out of the Kansas disputes; and in his messages to Congress wrote vehemently against what he styled "the long-continued and intemperate interference of the Northern people with the question of slavery in the Southern States." He met the crisis of secession in a timid and vacillating spirit, temporizing with both parties, and studiously avoiding the adoption of a decided policy. In his message of December 8, 1860, he characteristically argued that while the Constitution affords no warrant for the secession of a State, it also affords no warrant for the "coercion" of a State that desires to secede, and its compulsory retention in the Union. To every appeal from the loyal men of the country for an energetic and patriotic opposition to the plots of the Secessionists, his only reply was: "The South has no right to secede, but I have no power to prevent them." Temporizing in this pitiful manner with the gravest crisis that ever fell upon a nation, he did nothing to prevent the accomplishment of secession; and when his successor, Abraham Lincoln, was inaugurated, on the 4th of March, 1861, he retired to the privacy of his home in Wheatland, followed by the ill-will of every section of the country.
During the long and bitter struggle that ensued, Mr. Buchanan maintained the strictest privacy. In 1865 he published a history of his Administration, intended to be a justification of his course on the eve of the rebellion of the Southern States. The attempt was feeble and inconclusive, and made no impression on the judgment of the country. -- NYT, June 2, 1868. http://starship.python.net/crew/manus/Presidents/jb/jbobit.html

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The South has no right to secede, but I have no power to prevent them."

In other words, when history asked Buchanan to step up to the plate his only reply was WHAT IS A MOTHER TO DO? hahahhaha

Thank you for this. My information about Buchanan came mostly from a three hour seminar on terrible presidents on CSPAN a few years ago and several one hour 'tributes' later on. Your diligence drives me to review some notes I have and I will continue the discussion at a later date.

But this information from you sparks a lot of old memories and I thank you for it.

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Well, this guy is a direct threat to the founding tenets of my political party, the Bush-Was-Worst-President-Ever Party, so naturally I'm interested.

Thanks for the enlightening exchange, Mr. Day!

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President Buchanan held the North responsible for all the troubles arising out of the Kansas disputes; and in his messages to Congress wrote vehemently against what he styled "the long-continued and intemperate interference of the Northern people with the question of slavery in the Southern States."

Yes, blame the accuser. How much do we hear about that? "I was doing just fine enslaving, torturing and raping these people until YOU came along and ruined everything!" Yes, the does seem like how it goes. The Sharks on Wall Street were making a fortune until the Government intervened. Now they want the gov't out so they can repeat the fleecing. Despicable. But aht's a thrid topic!!!

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I rec your comment, GregorZap!

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me toooooooooooooo!!

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You've got me on the edge of my easy-chair, here, Dick!

Sex, violence, glowing raccoons (the three, happily, not getting too mixed up together) in the Minnesota Mystery Story. Great stuff.

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Hi Obey. I really am happy you like it. We have a beautiful fall day here.

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