Shoes of the Fisherman
My words are easy to understand and easy to perform,
Yet no man under heaven knows them or practices them.
My words have ancient beginnings.
My actions are disciplined.
Because men do not understand, they have no knowledge of me.
Those who know me are few;
Those who abuse me are honored.
Therefore the sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart.
Tao Te Ching (Ch-70)
Johnny's in the basement, mixin' up the medicine
I'm on the pavement, thinkin' bout the government
The man in the trench coat,
Badge all laid out,
Says he's got a bad cough
Want's to get it paid off
Look out kid!
B Dylan
Tsar Peter of Russia would don a peasant's cloak and wander among his people. I had a history professor who related to me that this performance was all silly really. Peter was about six foot four and would tower among his subjects. He would stick out like a Laker at a high school basketball championship game. It was said that the peasantry was forewarned of his presence among them and he traveled with an entourage. But the tsar's intentions were good and holy. He wished to see what his subjects were really doing; what they were really saying; how they were faring. All without the filter that monarchs are normally subject to.
One of my favorite films of all time is Shoes of the Fisherman. Anthony Quinn plays a Russian priest thrown into the gulag for interminable time suffering the ignomies of the political prisoners described so eloquently by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn.
Lawrence Olivier plays the Russian 'Commie Tsar' who releases Quinn for political reasons. And the Russian priest ends up honored in Rome and made a cardinal.
Then by sheer serendipity he is elected pope.
One day Pope Quinn dons his old collar and sneaks out of the Vatican to walk among his people. He comes upon a dying man in the Jewish Quarter of Rome and with no Rabbi's available performs the last rites under Jewish Law.
This movie is so stunning and became much more prescient when not so many years late, Pope John Paul II became El Papa. A holy man who survived in Communist Poland after surviving in Nazi Poland.
Before taking part in a concert with Willie Nelson and John Mellencamp, he decided to take a stroll through the town's Latin quarter.
'Residents called to complain there was an old scruffy man acting suspiciously,' said officer Spencer. 'It was an odd request because it was mid-afternoon. But it's an ethnic Latin area and the residents felt he didn't fit in.'
Like a complete unknown," indeed. On the 40th anniversary of Woodstock, Bob Dylan just wanted to go for a stroll in Long Branch, New Jersey's Latin quarter when someone called the cops about a "scruffy old man acting suspiciously." Unfortunately, the wrong cop arrived at the scene; a 22-year-old who had no idea who the legendary singer-songwriter was (The Associated Press says the officer is 24, not 22). Apparently, Dylan was unable to allay the cop's suspicions, and she drove him back to his hotel to confirm his identity. Upon examining his documents, the cop reported back to headquarters with one question: "Who is Bob Dylan?" "'I'm afraid we all fell about laughing," another Long Branch cop told the Daily Mail, adding "The poor woman has taken rather a lot of abuse from us...I offered to bring in some of my Dylan albums, but unfortunately she doesn't know what vinyl is either." How can anyone not have any who Bob Dylan is? The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheat-sheet/item/dylan-picked-up-by-cops/how-does-it-feel/?cid=hp:mainpromo1
Then she radioed her older colleagues at the police station to ask if anyone knew who Bob Dylan was.
'I'm afraid we all fell about laughing,' said Craig Spencer, a senior officer in Long Branch, New Jersey. 'If it was me, I'd have been demanding his autograph, not his ID.
'The poor woman has taken rather a lot of abuse from us. I offered to bring in some of my Dylan albums. Unfortunately, she doesn't know what vinyl is either.'
















Heh, he's been a scruffy old man for well on 25 years now.
=D
August 16, 2009 1:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
How can you not love the scruffy when they talk to a generation of things not related by their rulers?
August 16, 2009 2:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yez, he needs to go to the groomer once in awhile.
:-)
August 17, 2009 4:31 AM | Reply | Permalink
Bob Dylan's recordings are on CD's now too. Hope they buy her one.
As I remember (of course I am much tooooooo young to know for sure), Dylan was never one to aspire to be akin to a 'rock star' celebrity. He had his messages and his main goal was to attempt to bet them heard thru his music.
(I wonder how this incident impacted the psyches of other senior musicians of the same era?)
Excellent post dd. Rec'd.
August 16, 2009 1:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
Auntie, so many biographies written about him. Even he has written a couple of accounts.
But all the documentaries including Don't Look Back.
The little girls would be swooning over him as he signed his name on their kerchiefs.
"Oh I love your music"
"Oh yeah. What exactly do you like about it?"
hahahahahaha
He had to have been all of 25 years of age at the time.
August 16, 2009 2:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
Ah wel-a-Day ! Highly recommended!
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Kubla Khan, 1797
OR, A VISION IN A DREAM.
A FRAGMENT.
August 16, 2009 2:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
I am kind of watching golf and listening to Dylan and staring at your comment for half an hour. hahahah
flashing eyes, floating hair....
I will say something Strato; you keep me thinking. Two hundred years and some; the bards will always be with us I guess. hahaha
August 16, 2009 2:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Like a complete unknown..."
August 16, 2009 2:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
You got it Grouch. I just imagine Willie laughing uncontrollably.
No too long before my hero is 70 for Chrissakes!!!
(Blesses himself)
These old men passing around a joint. hahahahaha
August 16, 2009 2:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
I imagine Bobby and most others cursed with fame would normally want to remain incognito, however when up against the MAN, or woman in this case, I would guess that most would gather their fame about them like a Klingon cloaking device in order to avoid the rigors of the justice system a truly raggedy old poor man would undoubtedly suffer in similar circumstances.
August 16, 2009 4:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
pssst, peeg....it's a Romulan cloaking device...not Klingon. If the Trekkers come after you for this infraction, fer gawdsake, jump on yer mean motor scooter and scoot, because not even a scruffy old Bob Dylan will be able to save you.
August 16, 2009 6:01 PM | Reply | Permalink
Damn! I'll report to the Holodeck for punishment and regrooving by my favorite holobabe, Mistress Trixie Baez.
August 16, 2009 6:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
Make it so number one.
August 16, 2009 8:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
However Miguel I would suggest re-education by Seven of Nine
August 16, 2009 8:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
Take me to your leader...
August 16, 2009 10:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Bottom line, "the pump don't work cause the vandals took the handle"
August 16, 2009 4:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
hahhaha...Actually one of my favorite lines.
August 16, 2009 4:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
Nice dickday, it says something about the man that he liked to get out of the spotlights and walk on common ground, see things in natural light or natural darkness.To see and draw inspiration "out there" in real life. Thats what he wrote, "The answer my friend is blowin in the wind."
August 16, 2009 4:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
You bet DonDi. The poet/sage needs some night air like the rest of us from time to time.
August 16, 2009 4:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
I would guess that most would gather their fame about them like a Klingon cloaking device
hahahahaahahahaha
You know my hero is getting sooooooooo old and soooooooo scruffy, he might pass for a Klingon. hhahahaahaha
August 16, 2009 4:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm glad you included the story about Peter the Great. While it is true that few, if any, were fooled by his peasant garb, there was another element to this ritual disguise. Things you could never get away with saying in Court you could say to Pete the Peasant with impunity. Speak the truth to power with a get out of jail free card. Cool idea, MHO
August 16, 2009 4:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thank you Professor, It really was one of my favorite stories in college.
Remember H.W. going to the grocery store?
August 16, 2009 5:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
I do. But I don't really believe that he thought the price code scanner was for doing colo-rectal examinations. Taking pants off and lying on the conveyor belt was purely coincidence.
August 16, 2009 8:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
Even if he didn't take his pants off, he could not shake the perception that he was out of touch after that incident. Taking his pants off might have helped erase the memories.
August 17, 2009 4:30 AM | Reply | Permalink
The verities are, well, the verities. You have struck a rich vein old darling. Keep digging and keep showing us what you've found.
And don't think twice, it's alright.
August 16, 2009 5:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
Wonderful Larry. I am in the middle of writing something akin to this very point.
August 16, 2009 6:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is very interesting, Mr. Day.
A thought occurred to me after reading, and I don't mean to drag your post off topic....but isn't it interesting that a scruffy old white man walking around in a Latin neighborhood, when questioned by an officer why he was where he was, was allowed, with little fuss, to prove his identity by traveling back to his hotel and showing the officer evidence. Yet, not too long ago, an old black man, trying to enter his own home in an elite neighborhood, when questioned by an officer why he was where he was, and after showing proof that he was in his own home, was handcuffed and hauled to lockup.
I might have oversimplified it a bit, but the two tales have interesting similarities and glaring differences.
I've really enjoyed your last few posts, dd. You got the hot hand. ;o)
August 16, 2009 6:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is not off topic at all Flower. How did Muddy Waters fare on a night time sojourn around Biloxi?
Interesting also that it was neighbor(s) who phoned in the reports of 'funny business' goin on. hahahaha
August 16, 2009 6:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
I was just about to make a joke about that (racial-profiling old white guys now), but I think you conflating completely different scenarios here, Flower. I don't expect the next Dylan song will be about the crime of 'shuffling 'round the barrio while white,' but he didn't have a problem with the cop doing her job, either.
Dylan went for a walk in the rain, looking at houses before his concert (they've been playing baseball parks for several years now for families). At one point, he was peering inside a house that was for sale and deserted. Their was no report of a crime, just a suspicious old (white) coot.
The officers (there were two on the scene who didn't know who he was; man I'm old) said he was extremely friendly and cooperative and offered to go retrieve his ID. Not quite analogous to the Gates thing, but I'm sure they'd all be happy to meet at the WH for a beer (Willie may be banned for inhaling on the roof last time he was there, but to this day, won't say if Clinton joined him).
August 16, 2009 9:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
PS DD, the man in the trench coat has his 'badge out (cuz he was) laid off'... I know, picking nits again :)
August 16, 2009 9:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
oh, now I am caught.....shamed forever. I always thought it was just another state narc lookin for a bribe. Here he was looking for sustenance?
oh well
The vision of Willie lightin a fatty on the WH roof, now that was worth it all. hahahahahaha
August 16, 2009 9:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
I always thought that the man in the coon skin cap was in a pig pen, not a Big Pen, (and he was doing the shaking down). And I thought the orders from the D.A. was that we must "bus" in early May. And I always thought Hendrix was singing, "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy..."(not really on that one).
Thanks for bringing this up. It just seems like a Bob Dylan story. And then you tie all of this seemingly contrary material right into to it.
Also, when I think of the whole Wall St. mess, I always hear, "The pump don't work cause the vandals stole the handles"
August 16, 2009 10:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
That is why I added this sentence, DK...
I might have oversimplified it a bit, but the two tales have interesting similarities and glaring differences.
It was two different scenarios, no question. With two different outcomes. It all comes down to combative/non-combative personalities, I reckon.
August 16, 2009 9:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
Gotcha and I didn't mean to imply otherwise.If anyone could act elitist and pull rank, it's Bob Dylan, one of the most famous people of our time, but he told the officer he understood why she needed to verify his ID. Reading a later story, it seems she had seen pics of Dylan before but still didn't recognize him and that's purposeful, I'm sure. Also, he was probably looking for the house where Bruce Springsteen first recorded a few blocks from there because he has supposedly been visiting childhood homes of songwriters (Neil Young and John Lennon lately)
August 16, 2009 10:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
Good post DD!
August 16, 2009 9:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thank you Oleeb
August 16, 2009 10:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
Once Ikkyu was invited to a banquet by wealthy patrons. Ikkyu arrived there clad in his usual beggarly robes. The wealthy host, unable to place him drove him away. Ikkyu who then went home clad his body in his ceremonial robe of purple brocade and returned to the patron's place.
Ikkyu was received with great respect this time and shown into the banquet room. Inside the room, Ikkyu removed his grand robe, placed it on the cushion and left the place telling : "I guess you invited the robe as you turned me out a little while ago".
C
August 16, 2009 11:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
I enjoy these little vignettes like I enjoyed the Brothers Grimm (revised of course) as a child. I get the same feelings. It is a joy, an inexplicable joy.
Ikkyu is making such a simple statement.
I am trying to enjoy the Tao without making it too complicated C. I do not wish to over-interpret. To be pseudo intellectual.
There are so many beautiful lines in the Psalms. But there are ministers who just destroy the entire reason for them, in my humble opinion.
See now you have going long on a short pass.
August 17, 2009 12:44 AM | Reply | Permalink
Well, they'll stone you when you walk all alone.
They'll stone you when you are walking home.
They'll stone you and then say you are brave.
They'll stone you when you are set down in your grave.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.
Very cool, dd. Loved the Pope story and the Dylan story.
August 17, 2009 4:52 AM | Reply | Permalink
Oh neat Seashell.At least you get all the words right. hahhaha
August 17, 2009 8:43 AM | Reply | Permalink
I feel sorry for this youg woman. She is seriously culturally deprived. Makes me wonder what shes been doing for 22 or 24 years. I also wonder what else she doesn't have in common with the people she is supposed to protect and is totally clueless of.
I'll bet she thinks her job is really hard and hasn't the foggiest notion of why that is.
OTOH I sort of wish I was 22 and dumber than a rock again. The burden of lifes knowledge sometimes gets to be too much. Old and stupid and full of remorse for being old and stupid I guess is the right comparative.
August 17, 2009 10:57 AM | Reply | Permalink
hahahahahaha.
There is a brighter or happier side to all of this those TPC. It is a great story.
The lesson I suppose is that tweetering or twittering does not seem to be enhancing our knowledge as a species. hahahahaha
August 17, 2009 11:02 AM | Reply | Permalink
I don't tweet so I can't say if it makes us smarter or not. After a few thousand years kicking around on this piece of dirt floating in space people will try anything to maybe get it right. I'm sure the answer will still be blowin in the wind long after we're all just cosmic dust.
Your post made me pull up a bunch of Dylan tunes I hadn't listened to in a while. Right next to him is Bob Marley. Also an old time favorite of mine. Maggies Farm is playing. Now It Ain't Me Babe is starting up. I forgot how Dylan sounded. May as well throw some Joplin tunes in the mix.
August 17, 2009 11:56 AM | Reply | Permalink
If you want the straight story on John Paul II, read David Yallop's The Power and The Glory. http://www.amazon.com/Power-Glory-Inside-Heart-Vatican/dp/0465015425/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1250524747&sr=1-4
August 17, 2009 12:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thank you for the link Bowtie. Much appreciated.
August 17, 2009 12:10 PM | Reply | Permalink