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  Al Franken


Josh posted a squib the other day. He wanted readers to give their opinion of Al Franken and the election mess in Minnesota. I made a comment but it was too late, really. So I thought I would give my views of our new Senator in my own blog.

But I must begin with a little historical background. In the 1970's I actually examined real estate transfer documents; deeds, contracts for deeds, foreclosure orders...

I grew up in Richfield, Minnesota. In examining deeds for this suburb abutting Minneapolis, I saw the actual restrictive covenants contained in the transfer documents from the 1940's on.

When you purchase real estate, you are given the impression that you will own the property outright, assuming you pay off your mortgage. But you only own the property:

Subject to zoning laws that may proscribe the selling Chinese take-out from your basement.

Subject to usually large property taxes assessed upon you for every year  of ownership.

Subject to public easements including streets, sidewalks, alleys, sewage pipes, electrical hook ups, etc.

And, in the old days, subject to other restrictions contained in your deed. 

Some of these restrictions were a little harsh for ordinarily good Christian People. The deed would actually keep you from ever selling your property to 'colored people' or to people 'of the Jewish race or faith.'  No kidding. Our good activist Supreme Courts of the old days, looked askance at these directives after honoring them for a couple hundred years and made these restrictive covenants unenforceable sometime in the 1950's.

So the documents I examined blacked out all this evidence of racial segregation. However, you could still read the old wording. Ha!

Well, Al grew up in a primarily Jewish community in this state known as St. Louis Park. The same  community that brought us Tom Friedman. Back in high school, my more racist friends called it 'St. Jewish Park.'

So Al certainly grew up in a 'liberal' state, but racial bias was not a thing of the past as he was growing up.

In the midst of my own depression years ago, I was given Al Franken's book: Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Liar.

That really was my introduction to him after SNL of course. I mean who could forget the line:

AND ME, I'M AL FRANKEN.

I read that book and I went nuts. He grabs some Harvard students and puts together a book. He was sick and tired of the lies being perpetrated on the radio and on TV by the right.

I read his next two books and followed him when I could while he had his radio show. I know he had a history of working with Wellstone, campaigning with him. Paul Wellstone is a hero in Minnesota. A God. No kidding.

Wellstone would get on the Senate floor and just lambaste Bush and the repub majority. Just raise holy hell at a time when the Dems had very little going for them.

And WE LOSE WELLSTONE in a small plane crash. I was devastated. Minnesota was devastated and there is not time here to recount how the repubs twisted events taking place at the Senator's funeral that led to the Norm Coleman win.

Then Coleman, who has the opportunity to be Harry S. Truman; to research and hold hearings on the graft in the w administration and the hand-outs to cheney's company............

Nothing, He does nothing but rubber stamp the entire debacle.

Few of us will be sorry to see the back of Coleman, who managed to earn a place on CREW's list of most corrupt members of Congress, which is no easy task. (Also, he used to have a really bad haircut, even compared with today's.) Eric Alterman, Daily Beast

The State of Minnesota, the home of the Humphreys, the McCarthy's, the Frazers, the Mondales, and, alas, Paul Wellstone, was once again represented by a repub front for the rich and powerful.

And of all people, Al steps up to the plate. Gives up his radio show two and a half years ago.
He proceeds to put his money and his time and his career on the line for what I perceived as a lost cause.

So how does a friend of his describe the decision of one of our best comedians to run for the United States Senate? Well Eric Alterman writes:

Franken was just thinking about running back then. He had been inspired by the loss of his friend, Paul Wellstone--perhaps the most progressive senator of all time--and the fact that though he lived off Riverside Drive, he retained a deep connection to Minnesota.

When I asked Franken how he planned to handle the carpetbagger issue, he said he could argue that, unlike Coleman, he was the New York Jew in the race who had actually grown up as a Minnesotan. He also confided that when Alan Keyes made his Illinois Senate race against a fellow with the funny name of Barack Hussein Obama, Franken got a tip that Coleman would be appearing on The Daily Show, so he called Jon Stewart and asked him to ask Coleman if he would vote for Keyes, whose carpetbaggery was so shameless as to be transparent. http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-07-01/how-cool-is-franken/?cid=hp:beastoriginalsL4

Alterman also gives us a little insight into my new Senator:

How cool is Al Franken? Five years ago, I drove to Jones Beach to see the post-Jerry Garcia Grateful Dead in the pouring rain. It was idiotic, except that I ran into Franken and his wife, Frannie, and their daughter. We went backstage to talk to the band and they got us out of the rain and put us on the stage instead.

I am a boomer and I cannot tell you how great it is to find out my new representative is a dead head. Ha!

I thought I would type an excerpt from Al Franken's The Truth in order to demonstrate why I might like this guy:

Or as Dick Cheney had put it more succinctly seven and a half weeks earlier:

It's absolutely essential that eight weeks from today, on November 2 (2004), we make the right choice, because if we make the wrong choice, then the danger is that we'll get hit again, that we will be hit in a way that will be devastating from the standpoint of the United States, and that we'll fall back into the pre 9/11 mindset, if you will that in fact these terrorists attacks are just criminal acts and that we are not really at war.

As obnoxious as that was, I thought his next comments, which were no so widely reported, were even worse:

Further, we have very credible intelligence that tells us that if Kerry wins, the following states will be hit: Ohio, Florida, Minnesota, Pennsylvania , Wisconsin and New Mexico. What's more, terrorists are also threatening to attack any state in which the Democrats pick up a senate seat.

Now Franken adds this footnote:

After my last book, some of the younger and/or less bright readers complained that they could not tell when I was joking....The quote from Cheney about 'making the right choice,' while cartoonishly inflammatory, is real. The quote about terrorists attacking swing states, is, to my knowledge, just something I made up.

Ha!

How can you not like a guy who writes like this?

TPM gave us this note By Eric Kleefeld :

Sen.-elect Al Franken (D-MN) appeared on the Bill Press Show this morning, and responded to Sen. Jim Inhofe's (R-OK) remarks about the recent election victory by "the clown from Minnesota."

"I don't know how Sen. Inhofe regards clowns, but it might be an incredible compliment," said Franken.

To many of us in Minnesota Al is our NEW hero. And we feel that he will demonstrate what a good liberal can do for our state and our country.


UPDATE: 4:30pm cdt:


By Eric Kleefeld - July 2, 2009, 4:15PM TPM

Sen.-elect Al Franken (D-MN) will be sworn into his new position on Tuesday, July 7, CNN reports.

Fun fact: This means Franken will be sworn in exactly six months plus one day after when he would have been sworn in along with all the other folks elected to the Senate in 2008, if not for the legal battle that kept his super-narrow election victory in limbo.

 


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Al Franken is a clown; and only in the state where Jesse Ventura was elected could this have happened.

Of course, Jesse Ventura actually ended up doing a halfway decent job. So maybe Franken can do the same. But he didn't "give up" his radio show. His station folded due to lack of interest.

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AirAmerica is still broadcasting. It has not folded and has more listeners now than ever.

Al Franken was paid to be "a clown" because he has an extrordinary sense of humor. You may assume he is a clown in other regards if it helps you sleep more easily. In fact the newest senator is a very bright, hard-working, and (yes, here it comes) compassionate person. He knows how to organize other bright, hardworking and compassionate people.
So after you sleep more easily don't be surprised to wake up and find the right side of your butt totally kicked.

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That's tellin him Kevin. Geeeeeeeeeez That is not to say that Al is not going to have to meet a lot of clowns over the next five years. hahahaha

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It'll be easy to tell Franken from some of the other clowns. He's the one with the brain and the contagious smile.

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The thing about clowns, El Presidente, is that they're all kinda psycho. You know, like Krusty? You insult them, and they happen to hear, just a one in a million shot that they'd hear you, but they do, and they're having a bad clown day, and they take it personal, and they get all fixated on you, and find out where you live, and what your daily habits are, and then they track you down and it's KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK... and you go to the door, all innocent like, and open it to ...

HI!!!! I'M AL FRANKEN AND YOU MUST BE THAT BLOGGER EL PRESIDENTE.... AND WHY AM I HOLDING THIS GIANT FROZEN BANANA YOU ASK? WELL SCREW YOU, MR SMART-ASSED LOUD-MOUTHED BLOGGER!

STAB STAB STAB!!!!!!

AND THEN YOUR SHIRT'S RUINED AND YOU SMELL EVEN MORE LIKE BANANA'S THAN USUAL AND YOUR WHOLE DAY SUCKS EVEN HARDER... AND WELL, WHEN THAT HAPPENS...

don't come cryin' to me, Mr El Presidente of the Banana-Smelling Republic.

'Cause you're the dude that messed with a clown.

Most adults know better.

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Having a bad clown day. I know how that feels.

it is hard being a clown

I mean look at Galileo. I mean he decided to make the pope his own clown.

And I mean look at what happened to him.

And w, I mean cheney kind of made him the clown. And look what happened. Scooter was not only commuted or some such. I mean he was not even pardoned. It was like the clown had real power.

Yeah, I have had a bad clown day for sure.

Nothing to laugh about to be sure.

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Ack!

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hahhahaha

why am i laughing?

ack ack ack

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Well, you never can tell, Bwak. Franken could end up just like Sideshow Bob, y'know. And El Presidente like Bart. And so on.

I donno where the frozen banana's came from, but they seemed important.

Ack!

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And besides, Homey don't play that sh*t.

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Yeech. The redistricting that Jesse Ventura put in place, ostensibly to help out the independents in the state, gave us batshit-crazy Michele Bachmann as a representative. Hopefully this gerrymandered district (#6) will go away, along with Bachmann, when MN loses a seat after the census.
Which also explains why Rep. Bachmann, in a particularly batshitty display of winged-ness, is screaming about the census being un-american, the modus operandi for Japanese internment in WWII, etc. ad nauseum.
Sorry this is off-topic, but Franken is pretty much the opposite of Bachmann.

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Hey NotKeith. Keith O was talking about Bachman again. This idiot is telling Minnesotans not to fill out the census forms..

If we do not respond to the census, it IS HER SEAT THAT WE WILL LOSE.

Hey, I would be happy to give it up. ha

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Really?

I read a news story a few years ago about the Air America failing, and I had heard nothing about it or from it since. Perhaps they found some funding and then some listeners. In which case, good for them.

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You read?

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It's been said that Franken's handling of this whole "situation" has been remarkable - comparable to Obama's trademark patience. A sense of humor goes a long way towards keeping one's calm in difficult circumstances.

Good on 'ya, Minnesota. And good for all of us to have a man who can laugh and think at the same time in the US Senate.

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He will be a fine Senator Missy.

JUST WAIT AND SEE!!!

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Where is Obama patience when it comes to ramrodding legislation through congress without thinking *or* reading it?

This kind of patience we can all do without.

Any action that grants the Federal Government any control over anything should be well deliberated before enacted, especially when the free will of the people is at stake.

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Air America is still thriving here in Portland.
Thom Hartman took Al's time-slot.

Franken is hilarious and smart and hopeful.
My kids over there in St. Paul voted for him.

Obama's a deadhead too.

"Truckin', like the do-dah man. Once told me "You've got to play your hand"
Sometimes the cards ain't worth a damn, if you don't lay'em down,..."

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Strato, I am so elated over this. A little luck has really fell on the dems for a change. When I think of 2006, how close all those elections were and we pick up 6 senators. ha

2008 we pick up so many more. Ha!

But this is not the 60 thing as much as my love for this man Franken.

He really will be a fine senator and he is clean and he will take no bribes and he will do Minnesota and The United States of America proud.

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I got an XM radio because of Al, and he delivered what he promised--and then some.

I think the fuuniest thing he's ever done is to call his radio show "The O'Franken Factor." Bill O'Reilly is still fuming.

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hhahahaahah. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.

O'reilly will be fuming for a generation if I have anything to say about it!!!!!

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I'm seeing a Franken I didn't really know before. I was never fond of his humor on SNL, but his response about inhofe and the O'Franken Factor are enough to make me a huge fan. He is sharp and I'm so glad he is in the Senate.

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Oh gooooooood. That is what I like to hear. He got like 40% of the vote.

I guarantee you FDR, he will get 60% in 2014, ha.

He is going to be tremendous. And he is going to make the repubs so damn mad. And Amy is a shoo-in for 2012. Ha!! We have our state back.

He could make so much money with radio, books and appearances...He is gonna love this new venue. ha!!!

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I do envy you having your state back. :(

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Trust me, sometimes I really wonder if CA has two Democratic senators

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hahahhaha. Listen Proud. I know some democrats are mad at Senator Feinstein. I assume we are all in love with Senator Boxer.

When Senator Boxer shows up as often as our Senator Amy on MSNBC, I am elated.

But, I assume you are the Californian. I respect Senator Feinstein. I may not be as excited as when I see Boxer, or Feingold from Wisconsin or my favorite from Iowa, But Senator Feinstein will never, and I mean NEVER join a filibuster against the Dems and I doubt she will ever vote against any of our leftish legislation.

We cannot always get our entire agenda affirmed by the Dems.

A lot of chess playing. Your state represents more people, more citizens than any other state.
You only get two senators.

Remember the days when you would end up with some has been actor?

I am so lucky, so luck at last, to have two people whom I really, really trust.

Why am I going on and on?

Ha!!!. I love your state. And your representatives, for the most part, have done so much for this country.

THE END

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I've loved your commentary on Pelosi and now DiFi. These two fine public servants deserve more respect.
Nancy Pelosi has proudly carried the Democratic banner her entire life. In continuing to represent her district in the tradition of Phil and Sala Burton, she has contributed mightily to easing the plight of the common man.
As for DIfi, many don't realize she was president of S.F.Board of Supervisors when Harvey Milk and George Mosconi were assasinated. People think she's "hard"; DAMN STRAIGHT SHE'S HARD, this incident has steeled her political convictions.
I welcome these women beside me in any fight.

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Jonnie, you strengthen my resolve.

Say, again, I invite you to our little conclave--

http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=7a731d035e7e4a1205ccf106b1333be1&channel=%23tpm-aholics

Nice comment. Makes me feel so awake after a nap. ha!!!!!

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Al Franken is Ivy League educated, has been involved in covering politics for a while and seems to have a good grasp of the issues...and is VERY liberal.

He'll do a fine job and that is why idiots like Inhofe feel they have to attack him...if he really was just 'a clown' there would be no need to disparage him, would there.

Give 'em hell Al!!!!

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There IS MY LIBERTINE. You bethca. This guy is not going to let us down.

And when some repub son of a bitch calls him out, you wait. YOU WAIT. hahhahahahahaha!!!

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You know what is particularly crazy about this?

Als liar book and the fact that he is now a member of the most exclusive club in the world which also happens to have as its members the biggest liars in the world. How ironic is that?

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REAL IRONY. HA!!!!!!

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Counting the days 'til Sotomayor hearings Sessions had better watch his step with Al in the equation.

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Jonnie, one more thing. WE ARE GOING TO GET REAL PEOPLE LEARNED IN THE LAW, appointed to the court.

Those kinds of people who think that the law lives, those who believe that the constitution is not just a charter for corporations and for the rich and for the powerful.

THIS IS GOING TO BE SOMETHING YOU WATCH.

We are going to get judges appointed in numbers that have not been seen in thirty years. And this is a gooooooooood thing.

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I also saw the Frankens backstage at a Bruce Springsteen show a while back.

And he's going to be a good Senator, because he's good enough, he's smart enough, and damn it, more people liked him on Election Day than they did Quimby.

HA!

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Oh Grouch, you make me so jealous at times. ha

He is a good man though. That is sooooooooo good to hear.

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Dick,

I have to quibble a bit with your history. The Senate seat Al Franken won has been held by a Jew since 1978 (by two Democrats and two Republicans) so however the land titles, etc. may have had remnants of an anti-Jewish bias, MN which can't have more than 1-2% Jews, hasn't held that against a candidate in decades. (Though if you want to find bias, look for it in that lunatic Bachman's district).

St. Louis Park is also the hometown of the Coen brothers of movie producing fame (Fargo, etc.). It is in MN-5, one of the most liberal congressional districts in the US, which ironically is represented by Keith Ellison, the only Muslim in Congress.

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oOh yeah. We are a pretty good state that way.

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It's all the excess sanity, overflowing Manitoba and then running South down the 29, turning East on the 94, the honey-colored waters flowing into the Twin Cities... just enough to tip the Minnesota balance from what would otherwise be complete Dakota-madness... over to proper socialist loopiness! Ha!

THE END

Go Al !!!!!

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I rejoice for you and for Minnesota, DD. As well as for all Dems, nationwide.

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Oh Belle, we once again have the best of the best, I assure you.

The South is a changin though. Virginia, North Carolina, Florida

A NEW DAY HAS DAWNED

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And Indiana, while not technically in the south. I've always felt Indiana had occupied a space between Alabama and Georgia. The repositioning to the north can be explained by imagining the lancing of a very large boil and this is where the pus landed.

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Great post, DD. I do love me some Al Franken.

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Thanks for that Stale. He is going to astound THE ARISTOCRATIC Senate. Just watch

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I bought Rush Limbaugh is a Big fat Idiot or Liar or whatever it is and it got me through one of the worst days of my marriage. Rather than hang around the house one Sunday when my unhinged wife was on one her rampages I left with the book and spent the day nursing a beer reading it at a bar and laughing out loud at some of the passages. laughter is the best medicine isn't it Dick?

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It gets me through the lowest of the low Mark. ha

Franken would say what would not be said on the MSM.

And now he shall say what would not be said on the Senate Floor.

No way Dems get this kind of luck. I mean 300 votes. Jeeeeeez

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He is one year younger than me. Hell he can be there for three terms with no problem. I really like this link

Franken could have decided to make ten mill a year. But you know what? He is just going to love this. I know he will.

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Well DD Wellstone was not just a hero in Minnesota, he was a hero to much of the country.

And I secretly hope that Franken, now that he is in the Senater will care less about getting re-elected than doing what's best for the people of Minnesota. I imagine that he will be an excellent Senator if he associated himself with people like Paul Wellstone.

I congratulate the citizens of Minnesota on their choice for Senator:)

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Yes Sync. People outside my state do remember him.

I think that Amy is doing a fine job. And I think Al will serve in a great liberal tradition.

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Wellstone. They don't come any better. He left too soon.

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Yes he did. Plane went down within 15 miles from where I am. It is almost a sacred place around here.

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Paul Wellstone was a giant we could see clear down here in New Mexico. Sigh.
Of course Inholfe calls Al a clown. Repubs always projectile vomit their bad behavior on Dems.

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You got that right. Projectile vomiting. hahaha

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Thanks for a great article!
I am so happy and proud that Al is now a US Senator.
Minnesotans will have a good, hardworking, intelligent man working on their behalf. it helps that he sees the humor in situations, but after listening to his radio show, i realized Al will also bring his tenacity, strength,courtesy, kindness, honesty,courage, and clearheaded thinking to Washington.
Norm was a flop and failed his constituency.
Imhofe's ridicule for the incoming senator from Minnesota showed Inhofe's lack of class and civility, not Frankens.

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Minnesotans will have a good, hardworking, intelligent man working on their behalf. it helps that he sees the humor in situations, but after listening to his radio show, i realized Al will also bring his tenacity, strength,courtesy, kindness, honesty,courage, and clearheaded thinking to Washington.

I could have used this for my summary Manyamile. Very well put.

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