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HEY BAY BUCHANAN: I AM RIGHT HERE


You ever get so mad you are not sure how you are going to react?

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/


Well Bay Buchanan thinks that the guys in their anonymous pjs took after her friend and compadre Marcus Epstein. Well I was so damn mad reading her attack on some of us, that I broke into a rant.

So I decided that I would write her a letter:


Dear Bay Buchanan:


Hey Bay. Bay Buchanan. I am right here. I am Richard Day and I live in Virginia, Minnesota. I am one of those worthless citizens you and your brother speak about although I am of the correct color and European background and everything.

 

So I am not nameless.  That Marcus fellow you work with and that Tom TANCREDO  works with, well, now he is something I am not. He is a felon. Oh you people took care of that. I am sure.


Why do you not reread this: http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/blogs/dikkday48yahoocom/2009/06/republican-inbreeding.php#comments


 

You somehow 609'd him or some such. You got him into some Repub rehab situation there and got his record all straightened out so that he did not exactly tell the judge that he had struck a defenseless woman and then proceeded to call her a 'nigger'. But then again,

 

Those nameless people in pajamas that you speak about from time to time.

 

Well, I am one of them Bay. And I am not nameless. And this son of a bitch racist bastard, was hired onto one of your fascist web sites and was a speech writer for another fascist that you ran as a candidate for President of the United States.

 

Oh Bay, you can call me worthless. You can call me a commie. You can call me a traitor. We can deal with that. We can deal with those terms.

 

But DO NOT CALL ME NAMELESS because it pisses me off.

 

I am right here. Come and get me.  You worthless fascist right wing racist bitch.

 

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND CONSIDERATION IN THIS MATTER.


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I am right here. Come and get me.

Me, too.

Wow. No, Dickon, leave this here. Furthermore, repost it every 3 hours.

Enough. These assholes get too much airtime. I would like to watch television but i can't. It's too partisan and insipid, ignorant and elitist; and sounds nothing like what I hear from my fellows.

These media mongols are also so very removed from society here in reality, that even employing 'Instant Karma" by depositing them into a neighborhood in Watts wouldn't be enough.

They need to be transported into a Bordello in Chile.

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Preferably a louse-ridden one.

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C'mon that's not nice. The people of Watts and bordellos in Chile have done nothing to deserve getting these whackjobs dropped in their midst. I say seeing as Bay has a number of spare bedrooms we let her house some Gitmo prisoners. It's the least she can do for our country.

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See, I know it when I find a great reply or comment when there is a delay in my response. I just love it when it takes me a sec to get the joke. hahaahaa

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Oh thanks. I needed that Bwak. Goddamnit all. (blesses himself, kind of) Anonymous. What the hell is that?

Just throw us all under the bus as idiots. Of course if you can read and write and demonstrate how they lie and twist the truth and ....

What about the victim of this racist hate crime.

When does she get a voice.

Again, thank you Bwak. With your support alone, I will leave this up.!!!

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Darling Dickon

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Darling Bwak.

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I wish we could rec comments.

Bravo, Bwakkie!

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All of you are all my darlings.

Rawk on!

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Ack!

Missed youuuuuuu

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I'm baaaaaack.

(Got involved in a project. If I came to the Cafe too often, my part of the project would not get done. So I had to make sneak appearances and then log out real fast. I missed you tooooooooooo. Project over Sun night. YAYYYY.)

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Now calm down, Dick, and then maybe tell us what you REALLY think! ;O) (I share your rage. Unbelievable! John Birch Society and the KKK are being reborn right before our eyes!)

The first time I saw Babe on TV I really thought it was Pat in drag. I stopped channel surfing at that point thinking "Hmmmm..... now THIS has to be interesting, no?"

Not interesting at all. Nothing to see here people. just keep moving on.

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Geeeeez, even my own anger gets me to laughing.

Thanks Sleepin. I really got mad. REading this tripe...Again, where is the victim of this racist assault. She wishes to be away from the press and I do not blame her.

Again, thanks Sleepin for support. I appreciate it.

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You go, man - tell it like it is and then some.

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Oh Maggie. I really did not wish you to read this one. ha

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Yeah, what he said! Go Dickday !

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Oh Dondi, I read this on TPM late, and I got so pissed. hahahahahaha

Now I laugh at my own anger like when I laugh at ad with SF Curt or somethin.

Thank you for your support. I appreciate it!!!!

No kidding

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Dickon.....you rawk, luvvie.

You rawk.

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Aye laddie! Awesome!

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Oh Miguel. Thank you so much. Damn I get mad sometimes. I thought that was all over.

ha. I am still alive!!!

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I love you LisB

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Time again I guess. "I am Spartacus."

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Oh Larry. Geeeeeeeeez. Let us put a petition together with a million names on it, and all of us will present the anonymous gift to old Bay.

Okay, okay. Now I am calm. How about half a million names?

hahahahahah

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My name is Bill McDonough, of Smithtown, NY. I'll sign.

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Bill, thank you so much. Damn this pisses me off. And it should piss off every body who sees the lies, the racism, the right wing offenses that succeed in getting media attention with nary an objection being made

Thank you Bill. Thank you so much.

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Yeah, add me too:

My name is Larry H and I live in San Franci....

Whaddya mean, use MY name? Are you guys nuts?!!

Ok ok. Jeeeeeeeeez.

Hello Bay! My name is Sue. How do you do?

Seems to me the singer and the audience fit right, eh, Dick?

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hahaqhahahahah. Now I laugh so hard....My name is Sue, how do you do....hahhahaahah

Why should this make my entire rant mean something?

Because it doesn't. hahhahahaa

Jesus Christ (blesses himself for real) I mean you are in Canada. I mean after the dissolution of the Soviet Union, I mean you are in a country that has more land mass than any other country in the world.

They could never find you.

chicken sh...

hahahahhahahhahaha

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Dad? Is that you?

- Sue.

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heheheheeee you know I am sick of the fact that you can make me speechless.

Although not really. I mean you are the funniest son of a bitch I have ever read in my entire life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whaddya mean, use MY name? Are you guys nuts?!!

Alright, so I am nameless and choose to remain that way on the internet. But I don't own any pj's. I sleep in the nu...Ah, tmi?

anyway I'm willing to prove it. So there!!!

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“si, lo so - mi sembra. vafanculo!” Dante. (Thanks to Obey for the quotation.)

Google couldn’t translate vafanculo I guess because it is too archaic. It seems to be Italian for girlie-man ( I used You-Tube as a source) so this translates “I know you are a girlie-man.” Or something close to that. I just like using quotations from famous writers. Anyway take that Sue/not Larry H.

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Larry Larry Larry, vafanculo is old Italian for
Way Fargin' Cool! Or so people keep telling me here...


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OK. Well I was just trying to play off of Quinn's joke about a man named Sue. I'm not above giving compliments so "Hey Quinn, vafanculo."

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Bay doesn't deserve to see me in my jammies...she's simply not good enough. Whoever colors her hair must have let too much henna dribble into her ear.

The rest of you, however...make me an offer and I'll consider it.

I really am Mike, and not related to the TV dinner folks or the lady waiting for Mr. DeMille to film her closeup.

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hahahahah. Amike. you got me laughin' I mean I already guessed that you had better taste in women than Bay or Babe or whatever they call this nasty mess of a human being. hahhaa

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My name is Tom Hood and I live in East Troy, Wisconsin. Come and Get me too.

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There ya go CL. Goddamn (blesses himself for the fifteenth time) I am so mad at this woman and her family and her fascist organizations that simply characterize those who call them out for what they are as idiots, as cowards, as anonymous hookers...

the end

KIND OF. THANK YOU CL.

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Sweet Jesus. I don't know what happened here, but judging by Dick's tone, something awful went down.

Well if we got us a gang war or something, I'm with Dick. Who's this bay person? You want us to take em' quick, or make em' suffer?

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My Good Friend Saladin:

http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/blogs/dikkday48yahoocom/2009/06/republican-inbreeding.php#comments

I wrote the blog noted above a couple days ago. Read it and you will see that I was upset over a Marcus Epstein who had a problem with booze, women and racial hatred and ended up with right ring websites, Bay Buchanan (sister of Pat Buchanan that famous writer and pundit who feels that we fought on the wrong side in WWII).

Bay shows up in a TPM report:http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/

complaining that only anonymous pj left wing bastards attack her fascist friends.

I went out of control as you might see.

The end.

I really need friends like Saladin. hahahahaha

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A karate chop? Wtf? Jesus, these people are so retarded. I mean really a fucking karate chop? Did he say "HI' YAH!" too?

What kind of special ed white boy is this?

Upon reflection, I really don't think you need any help for this one Dick. But I always got your back just in case.

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Thank you so much, Saladin. I really mean it.

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Dick. Just in case you calm down too much, Bay didn't just call us anonymous, she added "faceless, angry and ignorant." She keeps this up, and she might hurt my feelings. Ha! But look. We should feel sympathy for this poor person. She's related to PAT BUCHANAN.

Ok. Pat Buchanan story. Friend of mine ends up sitting near Pat at a bar. This is 1986, Pat's on a roll in life, but doesn't really know how to handle it though. My buddy's a surfer from SoCal, but smart, Ivy League, then did photojournalism in Central America. But because he's this huge, blond, basketball-playing guy, he fits right into these crowds. And Buchanan's rolling out stories for the little people, pumping up his role, totally blowing it out his ass. Guess he figured my buddy being big and blond, he'd have to be on-board for Pat's schtick. Eventually, they reach a quiet moment, and Pat notices the look on my buddy's face isn't entirely worshipful. Pat sorta sticks out his jaw, stares at him, all pugnacious now, and says, "Well? you got something to say?" My buddy says,

"Wow. What a huge fuckin' douche." And starts laughing this surfer/stoner laugh he has.

I swear to God, Dick. We still give him shit about it. "All those years of journalistic training, and what do you come up with?"

"Huge fuckin' douche."

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My Pat Buchanan story: I walk into this tiny coffee shop in Exeter, NH, during the '96 primaries, and Pat's standing right there shaking everybody's hands. I'm right in front of him, and he turns away to look at the muffins. I think it was my beret. He couldn't relate, or it was some kind of Franco-phobic reaction. He's a big guy btw.

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Miguel. I will never again appear in public without a beret. hahahahahah.

This is going to be tough after october and stuff.

hahhahahahahha.

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I used to wear a beret when I was a young man too - after completing Airborne School. What's Pat got against the military?

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hahhahahaah see you got me pissed off again. What is a mother to do?

hahhahahhahaa

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Nailed it. Anything else would be superfluous.

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Are you okay, now, sweetie? I worry about you when you get this worked up...

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I am ok now Stilli. I just got so mad at a right wing fascist who calls all of her opponents out as anonymous. I have so many frailties, since I am human. But damn, I am not anonymous. Even though it is hard to spell at times. hahahahahah


Thank you Stilli. That was real sweet of you to show up like this!!!

You know, I was just saying in the chat room. There are so many people on this site who would never consider kicking the powerless, hurting the poor, harming those who have no access to power.

I am going on an on here. But Stilli, I have had the privilege of speaking with you. Dialoguing with you on this site. You would never, ever, even consider kicking a man or woman when they were down.

It has to do with an ethos, a world view.

Thank you for your support as some sitcom used to say.

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Ya Bay - My name is D. Sanchez - and I'm located squarely on your upper lip. And that nasty smell you're now experiencing, that's the rotting of your soul. Or poop. Ya - probably poop.

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HAHAHAHAHHA. I thought you were referring to me. hahahahahah

Thank you for your support Insolent. You know, you mostly make me laugh. Which is a good sign.

I mean they should gather all this from your avatar.

But what the hell!!!!


Great post by the way!!!hahahah

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I'm with you DD! I am calling up the manatee contingent to swell the ranks.

What they don't know is that us wackos in pjs are revealing the crap that is going down. If we were not being effective, they wouldn't attack us. It is a tactic, and you are damn right to challenge it.Just remember that they demean those who are effectively creating change - remember the BS about "community organizers?"

I would imagine that one of the things that justifiably fired you off is that blogging in pjs is YOUR trademark. So Bay Bumpkin must think that you in particular are a threat. So keep it up Sir DD!


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Swell the ranks??? hahahahahaha

Thank you Rowan. Of course you know I really do love you.

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I know that (blushing to purple) and love you too.

I must confess to some envy as they don't make pjs in my configuration.

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Attn. PukeCannon:

Our Dick Day
Is honest!
You, NeoConnist.

The cure for your lies
resides in your eyes.

Come out from your shroud
And READ IT OUT LOUD!

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Hey Strato. I was angry. A little poetry does not hurt. hahahaha

I got so gd mad at this right wing....

I am calming down. A little.

but to have some support, is amazing. hahahahah.

You make me feel so goooood.

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Well I just love you too, DD!

You’ve inspired me to be an attack frog
in café sweats. Where’s the sweets?


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You go, dd! You are not nameless. You are famous!

Be at peace, dd. She's worthless!

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Hi TheraP. Yeah. Bad news is I go nuts and get all this positive reinforcement. But I shall retreat into fantasy and satire for the rest of the month.

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Bay, I believe there is a cure for what you've got and by God we will find it!

There is a segment of our population that is clearly not able to handle reality (Bay, Rush, Cheney & Daughter, Hannity...). I don't know if they are on meds that make only the distorted world according to their agenda a possibility for them or if it's something in the water causing a minor-mass hysteria(can't account for the low numbers of cases because they are so obnoxious it is hard to tolerate even one person with this condition). Somehow the truth appears to be for them like a virus that might cause them to self-destruct.

Maybe if we cropped hours of video of Bay,Cheney, Liz, O'Reilly, Rush, and Hannity saying things that make sense to the rest of the world, like the truth, for example, and posted it on Youtube, just maybe it would cure them (okay it's absolute wishful thinking but a dolphin can dream).

There's got to be enough footage out there of them to do a great job of having them correct their records on scores of issues. I'd love to see a video of them apologizing for lying to the public repeatedly for attention, ratings, and to satisfy their political objectives, for the sake of their recovery, of course.

But until such a cure can be created, Bay..., I think you need to stand in front of the mirror and restate your comments to the person you see there. She really needs to hear what you have to say.

Thanks DD. I am pretty P.O.'d about the Faux News video cropping bs right now and it somehow lessened my anger toward Bay. This came out much more lighthearted than I expected;)

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No big deal but Sync what would the repubs be doing right now if Sotomayor was caught hiring a clerk who was guilty of a hate crime?

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Well that's just it isn't it. It's like some portion of the republican party (that really needs its own name) learned how to take this upperhanded position of the righteous, indignant bully and we are so used to it. The shoe is never allowed to be seen on the other foot... they kick it off or point 'look over there' or attack or some such tactic to keep anything from landing.

It does make the blood boil! I am all for a Pajama revolution but I would prefer to throw the pie in their face... let them eat pie.

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Remarkably, a not insigficant portion of the population of this contry agrees with the ravings of the right wing nut jobs. I guess the thing I find most remarkable about all of this is that some citizens insist upon remaining ill informed. That serves as their escape hatch so they don't have to deal with their reality.

In various ways we all do the same thing. Our ability to rationalize anything is an enduring trait we all possess. It's peculiar that we categorize this as intelligence.

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I missed this TPC. How are you doin today?

I agree of course, there has to be 20-30 % of the population that hangs on to this stuff. But progress. I mean it used to be more than 50%. When I was growing up in the midst of restrictive covenants and such.

Rhetoric is important. And when 'the other side' spouts off, hit em where it hurts. ha

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The numbers can be deceptive. The 20% - 30% is just the ebb and flow of the political climate coloring the short term perception. Not a true indicator. The 50% number is more reflective of the actual, which indicates a predictable centrism. Both the left and right express this with their particular bias to garner public support but that's just an obfuscation of the reality.

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As much as I agree with your sentiments I would encourage you not use the B word, which according to one of my friends stands for Boys I'm Taking Charge Here.

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"This is just more anonymous animus from some anonymous left wing blogger. Get you facts straight anonymous one! Step into the light anonymous progressive coward." - Liz Cheney

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Liz IS something, is she not? Now she is threatening (which translated means grabbing a lot of money) to run for Congress.

She can spend her lunch times with Imhofe.

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From one Mormon to another, Bay, you need to be putting this behind you, not making excuses for it.

http://www.keepapitchinin.org/2009/06/02/the-ugliest-post-keepa-has-ever-published/

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Hey Chino, interesting post/link you provide. A lot of interesting info.

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Been here all along.

A family of bullies. I will always remember old Senator Sam Ervin questioning Pat: "Now, Mr. Buh-chanan..."

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Great post, as usual, DD, and I went back and read the one that brought this on**. . .but where is the Bay Buchanan piece you refer to?

Sorry to come to this so late, but I need to tie up the strings here. WHAT are you responding to??


(**Your translation of Tancredo's name made me spit my coffee all over the screen. . .don't DO that!)

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Okay, never mind--I found the piece. She's always been a foolish responder to anything that makes sense. I read her piece, too, and came away wondering at her always profound insensitivity.

That poor drunken schnook's story wasn't hers to tell. He did a bad thing--ewwww, creepy--but my own heightened sense of privacy invaded says she's telling me more than I need to know about his speech impediment, his emotional problems and her "rescue" of him.

I'm going to go throw up now.

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I do not know why I omitted some of her choicest rants. But it looks like everyone here all ready knows what I know about her crazy views on politics.

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Lat to this party, but I'm shoulder-to-shoulder with you, DD.

Buchanan was here for the RNC, of course. And Quinn's bud pretty well described him.

I've seen his lot in Irish bars in Chicago before. Makes me a bit embarrassed over that part of my heritage, those public-house patriots.

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Yeah me too Grouch. But one thing about Pat B. is that he has clarity. I mean he can at times really express his true beliefs. Sometimes the other guys at the cable table are so surprised they try to get on to some other subject.

Then, sometimes, he will speak about the President with great pride. Of course the next day he will be on some rant about socialism.Pat is an extremely complicated guy. It is just that if others say even twice what he has said a hundred times, you never see those 'others' again!!!

I really do not understand it. But his sister is the devil incarnate.

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dd,

Geez, I never knew that Bay was Anne Coulter's mother (mentor?).

And before you get too over your outrage, did you read 'Obama Picks a Bigot for the High Court' by Bay B.? OMG.

These people truly exist (subside) in... a scary place.

Hopefully Bay will stay away from Alaska as Sarah already represents the same sect.

I will send you some funnies to cheer you up before I send Bay my contact info.

I would send Bay a card, but don't think Hallmark has one that delivers just the right message - something like - 'Your Birth Certificate is an apology letter from the Condom factory.'

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Oh, Auntie....I've been laughing for five minutes straight about the Hallmark card! That was sooooo cool.

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A hallmark card. That is hilarious Auntie. Look if you are going to be a bigot, just call everybody on the other side 'bigot'.

Happy Bigot's Day Card. We need a cartoonist of course. Maybe Bwak could pull it off. ahhahah

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Dick! Nice!

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Well thank you Mccarthy. That was short and sweet as opposed to my short and not so sweet post. Ha

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A good cleansing rant, dd! And well deserved.

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Thank you Flower. I already stated elsewhere that I am a little embarrassed over this. But I got Bwak's permission to leave it up. So what the heck?

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How about offering to have lunch with Ms. Buchanan, in your pajamas (but only if you're still mad and camments notes from all of us) as an e-"Bay" item? Whaddayathink it would bring? I'm guessing the sky's the limit....

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Maybe she'll keep him for 'several weeks' though. I dunno if I would wish that on ANYONE.

=D

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Hi Belle. I kind of gave this 'style' up. Not real grown up of me. I really thought people might not be too pleased with this.

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Hooeey!DD. What a wonderful rant. I feel better already.

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hahaha. I get vicarious thrills from some posts myself.

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When are we gonna start seeing mass public rallies of bloggers in their jammies? Have they done this already? Where anyone who blogs and is tired of this dissing, heads down to a big public gathering with thousands of other jammie-wearers? It must have already been done, right?

Think of how fun it would be. Housecoated mama's, crotchety old men in their silk pj's, people with stuffed animals, pets, you name it. Yeah, wear your pj's and maybe bring something related to your avatar if you want.

AND PIE! BRING SOME DAMN PIE!
SYMBOL OF BLOGGER FREEDOM,
CENTERPIECE OF OUR VISION FOR A NEW WORLD!

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It is time for pie actually.

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Have you considered that if one is to go about in public in their "jammies" then there really isn't any reason not to just sleep in your street clothes and call it all good Also I have occasionally, usually because I am late for an appointment and didn't have time to dress, gone out in public in my "jammies." I found people are very helpful toward you in such a circumstance. Total strangers may engage you in conversation and offer unspecified assistances. For some it may signal that the "jammy" wearer is comfortable in their own skin, as we say, and genuine of pose and open to communication. There must have been a time in the evolution of man when the distinction between cave clothes and out-of-cave clothes was not known. I believe Plato had something to say about this. Naturally I can only cover these things from memory. If I've left anything out just ask me specific questions and I'll be glad to answer them one by one. answers.

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Dear Jammie Man,

I have a specific question. Do some of the unspecified offers of assistance include help in getting to a 'special' hospital? Just wonderin'.

TIA,

Seashell

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This is a righteous rant, dd, and I for one am proud of you, jammies and all.

Are the wingnuts really not yet aware that the technology to out lies and "mistakes" is alive and well and does not require a suit and tie to operate? Jammies are irrelevant. Karate chops and racial slurs, however, are highly relevant. People that can't make that distinction are STUPID.

I loves you, dd.

ps. By calling jammies irrelevant, I do not mean to diss them at all. I loves jammies and their wearers.

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Geeeez Seashell I was looking for you today. I had some real smart things to say and now I draw a blank.

Oh I did get a note here from TPC, the fellow who sent me this 85 foot screen--well not really--but it seems like it.

No, I just had three or four beers to many last night and read this bay idiot and went off the deep end. And I get more rec's and comments that I never usually see.

Oh we are all just nutso lefties, spewing hate...

I see a lot of love and discussion and research on this Cafe site. All the time. And of course you have seen or will see Stilli's fine discussion or Amike's plea for a discussion. Or Flower's plea for a discussion on health insurance.

Good stuff.

But these right wing haters, well they get to me. And I am not sure this kind of rant is best.

It is fun, and I sure got rewarded. But I do not use the b word very often except in the context of sob.

I must underline again, as I work on two other blogs right at this moment, that this tech you delivered to me...it was the perfect instrument at the perfect time for me.

I have gotten frozen twice. And I logged off, and cleaned up and it is magic. I love having six, sometimes ten tabs running while I research something.

That is about what I wished to communicate to you.

I am still bipolar I guess, as far as this blog goes. But it was and is fun. I mean look at the reaction. hahaahahahahahahaha

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Never apologize for a righteous rant, dd. They rank among your best.

So far I've just seen Stilli's blog. Will find the others. This is where I've been.

Is the note from TPC something I need to know about computer-wise? I heard somewhere that Firefox is doing away with the tabs in their next version, but I can't believe that unless they have something 199x better.

You're not bipolar. Communication received. I still loves you. :-)

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WOW!

Methinks this is good post, and much said here from the internal abyssal mystic nether regions, which I spend most of my days, and as such have become aquainted with. I like your words, the tone you struck, and the chords which resonate throughout, and almost inflict a tangible pain, which strikes just as you would were she in the room, albeit with zero panes of glass.

Nice job!

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I wrote this previous blog about hypocrisy on the right involving tandesco and pat buchanan and marcus epstein and these fascist funded organizations; all calling out Sonia Sotomayor as a rascist.

A few nights later I read this crap about how all these unnamed lefties are out for a lynching.

I got so damn mad I wrote this is twenty minutes, went to bed and woke up embarrassed I wrote it. hahhaahaha

People sure liked it.

Thank you for posting late. It made me come back and review.

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It is as if you just popped one of those zits; the ones more annoying than the usual--the ones that are deep under the skin, and have so many layers of skin over them, they just swell and throb when you try to pop them. Well, mon ami, mon frere--you have emitted puss, and launched it onto a movie theatre screen sized mirror, and have painted her into the shitty box she belongs with, and has inscribed on its label the words she is commonly known by here underground, as "BITCH."

You popped it.

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Now there is a metaphor!!!

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