THE CONFICKER WORM
Amidst the false claims of treason
That go beyond all real reason
Comes an omen too horrible to think on
Too terrible for anyone to imagine
Out of the crazy cyber world,
Comes the most important test
The greatest single threat we have had to face
Since w took office
(And the end of the human race)
The end of all life's amity
The end of all love and hate and ennui
The end of daytime tv
There comes a harm in this new tech world
They call the Conficker Worm
And it'll be the ruin of many a good blogger
And God, we must kill that germ
We rued about the millenium bug
We would all lose assets pro rata
While all of it worked for 99 and 98
Three zeros would destroy all the data
The risks we face are not unheard of
We once rued the loss of our entire planet
The biggest risk that I shall face
Is the loss of my Britney of granite
I got one of my hands on the keyboard
The other is on my gun
The former is the door to the universe
The latter is the only source of my fun
They say that god created this entire world
He breathed life into trees and flowers and human beings
He created birds of flight and and day and night
And all sorts of creepy crawly things
Man has created mechanical birds in the sky
He has made great machines that travel the sea
But some idiot has created in his own basement
The worm that will be the end of you and me
I could lose my 19 incher
I could really be in a bind
I could lose my tapes and vcr
I'm all ready losing my mind
So mothers, tell your children
Not to do what we have done
Cyber space is for the biggest sinners
And God I know I'm one.
WHAT? WHAT!!!
That go beyond all real reason
Comes an omen too horrible to think on
Too terrible for anyone to imagine
Out of the crazy cyber world,
Comes the most important test
The greatest single threat we have had to face
Since w took office
(And the end of the human race)
The end of all life's amity
The end of all love and hate and ennui
The end of daytime tv
There comes a harm in this new tech world
They call the Conficker Worm
And it'll be the ruin of many a good blogger
And God, we must kill that germ
We rued about the millenium bug
We would all lose assets pro rata
While all of it worked for 99 and 98
Three zeros would destroy all the data
The risks we face are not unheard of
We once rued the loss of our entire planet
The biggest risk that I shall face
Is the loss of my Britney of granite
I got one of my hands on the keyboard
The other is on my gun
The former is the door to the universe
The latter is the only source of my fun
They say that god created this entire world
He breathed life into trees and flowers and human beings
He created birds of flight and and day and night
And all sorts of creepy crawly things
Man has created mechanical birds in the sky
He has made great machines that travel the sea
But some idiot has created in his own basement
The worm that will be the end of you and me
I could lose my 19 incher
I could really be in a bind
I could lose my tapes and vcr
I'm all ready losing my mind
So mothers, tell your children
Not to do what we have done
Cyber space is for the biggest sinners
And God I know I'm one.
WHAT? WHAT!!!
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Lose your 19 incher?
=D
Oh my! Talk about trucknutz!
March 31, 2009 9:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
19 incher! What size shoe do you wear DD? Or is this just another example of inflationary language? ;)
March 31, 2009 10:01 PM | Reply | Permalink
TV ITS A TV HAHAHAHA
March 31, 2009 10:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
WOT? WOT?
Butt sects!!
Javits!
Oy.
Dickon, you've outdone yerself. Please keep doing so.
March 31, 2009 9:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
You pretend to be so naughty. But you are the purest in heart. When I think of your work, and spirit, and hopes and dreams, I really do imagine millions attempting to survive and then I think of the one LisB. Bless your heart.
And your friend Bwak, before she went to work, rec'd my blog of the new day. hahahahaha. Where do people like you come from? hahahahahaha
April 1, 2009 11:24 AM | Reply | Permalink
Storks.
April 1, 2009 12:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hatched.
From Storks?
April 1, 2009 8:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
Bwak, is that like at the circus when that guy stands on those long leggy things?
April 1, 2009 9:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
It can be, Dickon
=D
April 1, 2009 9:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
Awesome Dick! (with or without comma, as you wish...)
;0)
p.s. I do hope you've got some one advising you on how best to protect your '19 incher'.
March 31, 2009 9:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
without the comma. hahaahahahahahah
I should have just said tv. hahahahahahha
March 31, 2009 9:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well, you got a lot of ladies excited, tonight, luv. More power to ya!
March 31, 2009 10:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well go Configure that! Guess these high-jokers don’t want us hanging around in the net. Not very disneyfied of them. Maybe we could beat them with worm charming, worm grunting or worm fiddling?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worm_charming
Thanks DD. Great poem, once again laughed off my recliner!
March 31, 2009 10:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
Kind words Strato. I had nothing today. Nothin.
Then Wolf started talking about nothin
And I felt better.
March 31, 2009 11:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yeah, I had nothing left yesterday. Don't know where it comes from or goes. Feels good to laugh though and I want to keep my "door to the universe" open. I got to your Ubersport late, didn't comment though I loved it. Wanted to tell you - a new book "World Ball Notebook." Looks good. "Take me out to the ballgame - I don't care if I never come back."
http://www.citylights.com/book/?GCOI=87286100793060
April 1, 2009 12:12 AM | Reply | Permalink
Looks like it's tied to "House of the Rising Sun" for a melody. Which means it will also work with, among other things, the melody to the theme from Gilligan's Island.
March 31, 2009 11:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
Grouch, you make my day. hahahahaha i was thinking eric but gilligan?
April 1, 2009 12:24 AM | Reply | Permalink
Indeed. The melodies cross nicely. Works with "Amazing Grace" too.
And I heard (once only) a hilarious version of the Gilligan theme done to Stairway to Heaven. It works - in multiple ways.
April 1, 2009 1:45 AM | Reply | Permalink
Teh End Is Near!
lol, ZOMG!
dd, will we all become zombies after that? ;)
rec'd
March 31, 2009 11:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
I keep crashing Evainne. This is my third comment to you, hahahah. I think this worm is after me. The last two weeks bad pc, bad pc.
I started off a zombie, so I look forward to change.
Oh, and as always, thank you for taking the time to read my drivel.
April 1, 2009 1:18 AM | Reply | Permalink
And is this 19 incher related to "loss of my Britney of granite"?????
We can only imagine this Britney of granite, wot bwak?
April 1, 2009 1:48 AM | Reply | Permalink
Actually I have, for some reason, a little gift shop thingy of Abe. It is so bad, that it is one thing I always kept with me. I just imagined it as a gift shop Britney thingy to demonstrate the idiocy of things, I guess.
April 1, 2009 2:01 AM | Reply | Permalink
dd, who is Abe????? and how did he get into our discussion????
Does he have a 19 incher, too?
April 1, 2009 2:33 AM | Reply | Permalink
He was our 16th president and he was a rather tall dude and he is carved in rock somewhere in South Dakota and he freed the slaves. One small negative, he was one of the first repubs and it kind of went downhill from there.
He had a large shoe size though.
April 1, 2009 2:47 AM | Reply | Permalink
My imagination almost done had to shut down on that uttereance.
buttsecks!!
April 1, 2009 8:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
dd, on a more serious, somewhat, note - click on the following link:
http://www.symantec.com
If your browser takes you to that address, you probably don't have the worm and your 19 incher is safe. If your computer does a 'times out' or takes you someplace else, well, say bye-bye to your Britney of granite and your 19 incher!
April 1, 2009 1:54 AM | Reply | Permalink
Thank you for the test run. I just had (2 hours ago) some spy thingy attack me. Finally I turned off and rebooted. Then I cleaned my disk and then I deleted this spy thing. Now, for 40 minutes, no delay, nothing but reg computer.
The only bad news is, now, at this moment in time, I have nothing to say.
hahahahaahahaha
April 1, 2009 2:06 AM | Reply | Permalink
Whew! Guess I'm okay. I saw The Page! :-{)>
April 1, 2009 4:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
Gregor, they just wish to feel ok. But, beware, that feeling is fleeting. I know.
They have a squirrel bugged. It comes and watches me. And it is trying to fu my pc.
April 1, 2009 4:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
Now your 19 incher and Britney granite are safe, too! I'm so relieved. :-)
April 1, 2009 5:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
Great fun DD!
No one has commented on your gun being your only source of fun.
"This is my rifle,
This is my gun,
One is for shooting
The other's for fun"
For the first time I am inclined to disagree with you about something. Your keyboard is clearly a source of fun, certainly for all of us.
And may you continue having fun with your gun, I hope it's a six shooter!
April 1, 2009 9:20 AM | Reply | Permalink
Balilama, it is always fun to read you. You have another one of those childhood avatars that just enthralls me. I am an Adlerian after all and I have this therapist that I see once a month and her office is lined with toys.
The child in us has more of a reality than we see sometimes.
This keyboard I discovered anew some five months ago and I have fun. Fun for the first time in many years.
But, it has been so much more fun when people like you take the time to read my silliness and then actually write to me. You have a very fine April Fools Day. We have a foot of new snow here and I am having some fun anyway.
April 1, 2009 9:41 AM | Reply | Permalink
"my 19 incher"
Ah, the miracle of Extends.
I sent my wife to the store to get me a pak of Extends.
She came back with a bulging bag
A giant size box of Depends.
April 1, 2009 9:47 AM | Reply | Permalink
ITS THE HEARING. First you have to get the hearing aids. Aids have nothing to do with the other contextual matter facing so many of the citizenry.
You take your wife to the doctor Steve. One good discussion and you can get the hearing aid.
And then, when she finds out what you are talking about. Parle Vou France.
WHAT
April 1, 2009 12:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
I confess to being the first to recommend this post, dd. And I didn't know what to say. But I guess others did!
Happy 19 incher, buddy! ;-)
April 1, 2009 10:06 AM | Reply | Permalink
I could not think yesterday Therap and I was out of cigs and my pc was laughing at me. I worked a couple hours on torture and could not, after ten pages come up with anything. Its still there. I just kept running into Cheney so I started a series on him first. This was a lark and all my friends show up anyway. ahhahaahhahaaha
April Fool.
April 1, 2009 11:10 AM | Reply | Permalink
Fools with Friends!
Now there's a group I want to belong to! :-)
April 1, 2009 12:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
Damn! You're channeling James Thurber and Clyde Barrow with a dash of Johnny Wadd thrown in. Kind of a Biker Bar Round Table. Great work!
April 1, 2009 10:32 AM | Reply | Permalink
Curt, you make my god blessed day. No kidding. Thanks.
April 1, 2009 11:07 AM | Reply | Permalink
Personally, I don't care for the image of dd's hand on his 19-inch "gun". Blech.
Um, no offense, dd.
April 1, 2009 2:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
That's MY TV!!!!! It has nothing to do with my three inch derringer. hahahahahahahaha
April 1, 2009 3:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
Cyber world crazy? What are you saying? Please. Get your cyber mojo working. It's the end of time, dickday. This is all we have left.
April 1, 2009 11:57 AM | Reply | Permalink
It sure is the f......last thing I have left. hahaahahahaha.
I love this 'thing'. I swear to God almighty (blesses himself) and I sure enjoy your comments.
Do a blog. Raise a hew and cry. hahahahaha
April 1, 2009 12:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
dickday, may I call you just dick or do you prefer Mr. day? Listen, dickie, you are one happy guy and you cheered me up again !
HAHAHAHAHA
dickie, a hip doomsday fellow like yourself has got to know The Seventh Seal --when that Swedish doomster is on his best game on the day Death comes to get us all.
HAHAHAHAHA
April 1, 2009 1:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
Seventh Seal, Bergman, one of the best, the best ever made. It must have been Monte Python having Death play badmitten sp? Doomer, do you think maybe Death has kind of a SNARL.
I can see him now:
Oh Death, be not quick but turn thy head for awhile and let her grow into maturity and give birth to a sturdy healthy baby; otherwise the misery at this time is too much.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
April 1, 2009 3:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
svenska doom....
ha ha ha ha ha
phantom hope illusive quest,
live is but a dream at best,
and even dreams themselves are dreams,
Calderon
April 1, 2009 4:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
Be afraid, be very afraid.
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/securityfix/2009/04/conficker_worm_strikes_militar.html
April 1, 2009 12:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
I read down to the very bottom! Thank god!
But also, thank good I have a Mac!
April 1, 2009 12:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
See Dorn, I tried to warn those closest to me. BUT NOOOOOO. He is just the cig smoking idiot in his pj's with the tin foil cap and the bib.
WELLLLLLLLLL. Now the Washington Post picks it up.
I TOLD YA SO. I TOLD YA SO.
Armegedon can be a meal savored by THOSE WHO KNOW THE TRUTH.
hahahahahaahah
April 1, 2009 12:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
"This is my joystick
This is my gun..."
WaPo now? I knew confickernoia was for April fools!
April 1, 2009 2:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
It is fun Don to be a fool in April. Although I am having a bit of trouble grasping it AFTER A FULL FOOT OF SNOW COVERED MY WALKS TODAY.
April 1, 2009 3:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
My sympathy. Marching out like a lion then. 78° with a cool breeze here. Close your eyes and think island thoughts. If you could bring only one starlet, book, LP(what's an LP?), website...
April 1, 2009 3:37 PM | Reply | Permalink