Madden is doing the play by play again on NBC while I await SNL. Its in the seventy fifth overtime or something.  I gave up on football after the Vikings made it to the super bowl for the fourth time and lost.  But I would be wooed back to watch Madden.

Two great Generals recently described Feith as the single dumbest m....t.....f  cker they had ever met. As far as football goes, they never met Madden by others.

Madden will use some computer squiggle and diagram plays for you.  He will x out the entire goal area and tell you that this is where the offense has to go, or they will get no points.
He will show you how a defense might keep you from getting a first down by not letting you move the ball down field.

If you have a three year old boy, Madden is fun to watch.  Although the three year old will, from time to time, point out how repetitive Madden is. But the boy will not be lost as far as the game is progressing and neither will your dog.

While watching this football tie progress, I thought of w.

Stewart has oftimes chided w for talking to his constituents like they were three year olds.
Naturally that is because Stewart has a three year old and he will even admit that is one of the many reasons his show works.

But w has said things like 'I am the Decider". Or 'America is the best place to live.' Or
'we are at war with terrrrrrrrrists.'

Now everyone knows that we live in a nice place. 

But a war on terrorism is a ridiculous mantra.  Terrorism will always be with us. Terrorism was with us when Cain hit Abel over the head with a rock when Abel's back was turned.

Terrorism was with us when Alcibides would change sides during the Peloponesian Wars and be paid as a military advisor. He did not even need monies from MSNBC.

Terrorism was with us when Caesar invaded Gaul.  Pick which side you  feel were the real terrorists. 

Ghengis Kahn and his brother Don kept on keepin on and terrorized all of Asia.

Ghengis' grandson appears to have been a civilized ruler but even he had to keep a sharp eye toward the terrorist.

Dicky and w keep telling us that we can have our constitutional rights restored as soon as the War on Terrror has been won by the good people. 

w has told us that he has political capital and he wants to spend it.  He pretends that prestige is like a bank account.  And now he will spend that capital, so to speak.

All w has needed over the last eight years was a magic marker and a board so he could splain what was happening in this country.

Do you realize that only Stewart attacked this idiot on this point?  Where was Gregory?
Why did he never stand up at a press conference and inquire "Why cannot the President to us like we are adults?"

"Why does the President talk to us like we are the first graders at his reading lecture on 9/11/01?"

Why did Gregory not object or at least make an inquiry?

Harry never spoke to us like that.  Ike never spoke to us like that.  JFK never spoke to anyone like that. Ask Caroline.

LBJ would never have thought that he would get away with that type of speech.

Nixon seems like Diogenes compared to this idiot that we are still forced to call Commander in Chief.

Clinton did not lie to us like that.  He did not say, 'I did not have coochy coo with that
woman."

We let this son of a bitch speak to us like we were unread. Like we were ill educated.  Like we were w. 

I am the decider.  WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?

If Gregory would have once, just once, stood up and said WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?  we might have had a different history.

I despise w.  But I really despise Gregory.  The man who loved to dance with Rove.

AND GREGORY GETS TO HOST MEET THE PRESS.

During this new year, why do we not all send emails to NBC and tell them what a horse's ass Gregory really is.