I feel so bad. My villa in the Caribbean was reserved. Saudis were ready to meet with me. Thirteen year old girls were contracted to meet us on the cruise ship. They were Asians with proper papers. Thirteen is the cut off.

Halliburton was going to be there. It is hard to get a good Dubai corporation to cooperate in the pursuit of freedom. Four Republican Senators and fifteen Republican Congressman were chartered to appear. Seventeen Federal Agencies were going to be represented at this function. One of the Reps wanted only women 17 years old or older because of some religious charter. This was all set per the Chamber of Commerce in Mississippi. Shrimp and crablegs and roe--from Russia of course-along with the best beefo from Omaha. We kind of had to lay off of pork. Its a Jewish and Muslim issue. I really never understood this taboo.

 But the issues that were going to be discussed were of the utmost importance to the Western World. Slave trade, 50 cent an hour labor forces, outsourcing to companies that really had no 'on the ground so to speak' function, lead based paints (we found a way to make mercury go away), golf tournaments where close to 3% of the gross went to charities that support Republican candidates...I could go on and on.

What happens? Not one of the slated Congressman were reelected. Denny Hastert would not even return my call. Delay's reps said they could not comment until all judicial proceedings were completed. The Pentagon Procurement Office would not even take my call. What in the hell is going on?

I thought, this O'Bama guy from Chicago would be easy to deal with. Irishmen are usually easy to approach as long as you have some money. It is like my whole world has been turned upside down.