PALLIN PALIN
Come and listen to a story 'bout a girl named Palin
Poor Alaskan huntress barely kept her family fed
Then one day while she was rootin' for Republicans,
And up out a nowhere her VP spot just came in
(Vice Presidency that is, media gold, lower class reputee)
Well first thing ya know old Sarah's a millionaire
Wassilla kinfolk yell "Sarah move away from here"
Said Washington is the place you outta be
So she bundled up her truck and she moved to Washington
(DC that is, Bubblin Crude Lobbyists that is)
Well now its time to say goodbye to Sarah and all her kin
She thanks all those who tried to go and have her voted in
You're all invited back agin for next election spin
While she rakes in all the monies from all the things she's written in
(Down, that is, after publishers edit and rewrite and amend.)
Y'all com back now. Ya hear?
Poor Alaskan huntress barely kept her family fed
Then one day while she was rootin' for Republicans,
And up out a nowhere her VP spot just came in
(Vice Presidency that is, media gold, lower class reputee)
Well first thing ya know old Sarah's a millionaire
Wassilla kinfolk yell "Sarah move away from here"
Said Washington is the place you outta be
So she bundled up her truck and she moved to Washington
(DC that is, Bubblin Crude Lobbyists that is)
Well now its time to say goodbye to Sarah and all her kin
She thanks all those who tried to go and have her voted in
You're all invited back agin for next election spin
While she rakes in all the monies from all the things she's written in
(Down, that is, after publishers edit and rewrite and amend.)
Y'all com back now. Ya hear?
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There ya go, dd, disparaging a conservative again. And not just any ole conservative, but the Conservative of the Year, as named by the right wingnut magazine Human Events.
According to Ann Coulter, who authored the announcement, Palin won the prestigious award "for her genius at annoying all the right people."
Now, don't you just feel plain ole bad for disparaging her?
December 31, 2008 5:55 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks for your support seashell. I am against the Death Penalty. But exceptions should be made for people like Coulter.
December 31, 2008 7:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
With all of her whining about all things Democrat, you would think Coulter could at least vote. But, no......
Election update: Rush voted; Ann Coulter didn’t.
I'm with you, dd. Off with her head.
December 31, 2008 8:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
It's wonderful news to hear Coulter put Palin up as Conservative of the Year. She should run again so Obama need not break a sweat in 2012. It's going to take more then one term to clean up the mess. Of course I'm assuming Obama does the things he promised. Why I am so gullible, I cannot explain. I'm going to spin it into audacity, I guess.
January 1, 2009 2:01 AM | Reply | Permalink
If we could get Coulter out there campaigning for Sarah, it would be even better.
January 1, 2009 8:58 AM | Reply | Permalink
I thought Perseus already cut off her head.... wait... that was another Gorgon.
December 31, 2008 8:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
A fan of The Beverly Hillbillies, Dickday? Who woulda thunk? Sarah Palin just ain't as much fun as that blonde girl with the big things pokin' out, tight jeans, and the pigtails. If'n I recall kerektly not even them Hollywood fellers were so dum as to run their gal for Pres'dent. The mere thought of Pres'dent Palin is enough to give a body the brown dirties.
January 1, 2009 5:58 AM | Reply | Permalink
It is difficult to be uppity when you are a lefty like me. But this Palin is dumber than Gonzo, but way more popular.
January 1, 2009 8:55 AM | Reply | Permalink
Very clever Mr. Day. The sad fact is Sarah is a microcosm of the heart and soul of the Republican party; she is they, they are she. I am the walrus, coo coo ca choo.
January 1, 2009 12:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks for your support. Steve, I do not understand her fame and acclaim. I hope she is dead, coo coo ca choo.
January 1, 2009 1:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
"I do not understand her fame and acclaim"
Dick, I think you do, your diddy captured the essence of who she is and who the Republican base are.
Did you watch the Beverly Hillbillies? Or Andy Griffith (a real good Democrat) or GFB Lawrence Welk? Well Republicans did/do in droves. And, them is the same folk that watch/love Sarah.
I haven't seen any numbers lately but wasn't her approval among the base over 60%.
January 2, 2009 4:32 PM | Reply | Permalink