LOU DOBBS IS A PIG.  The way he sighs out of FEIGNED exasperation.  The way he shows righteous indignation. His facial contortions. His fat head. Sometimes he sounds like this:

How on earth could members of Congress ever, even THINK of supporting a measure which is so clearly against the American Interests and equally so unconstitutional. It has to be the chicken head lobby.

As might already know, chicken heads are not thrown away. Chicken heads are rounded up by sinister foreign (usually Mexican) cartels into big barrels and used to make anything from chicken soup to mastheads for little tiny boats.

And what does Congress do about this abominable practice?  They have legislated what can only be called a chicken head barrel bail-out.  Congress has actually increased the chicken barley subsidy.  

Now everyone knows that if chickens are fed barley more than wheat, they develop bigger heads. And these bigger heads fall right into the laps of the Mexican chicken head cartels. How many American Jobs are going to be lost as a direct result of this legislation.

Do you know that for every thousand chicken heads fed on pure barley, one little baby comes down with leprosy.  That's right, and you can read that in my new book:

                        Leprosy, the Hispanic Disease.( Randomhouse also available Amazon.com)


Now we turn to global warming. Media Matters reports:

On his "December 18 CNN show: 'And tonight, unusual winter storms are dumping snow in unusual places across Western states, and a huge snowstorm is headed toward the Northeast. This is global warming?' During his segment on the issue, moreover, Dobbs hosted Heartland Institute senior fellow and science director Jay Lehr without disclosing that Heartland receives funding from the energy industry and without challenging Lehr's assertions that "[t]he last 10 years have been quite cool" and that "the sun" -- rather than humans -- is responsible for recent climate change. Throughout the show, Dobbs teased the segment by falsely suggesting that current weather conditions have some bearing on the issue -- about which there is overwhelming scientific consensus -- of whether global warming is occurring. Dobbs said the following:

    Still ahead here: winter storm sweeping the country. Is this what you call global warming?"
    
    I think in the spirit of Christmas we should send old Lou a present.  Let us all go down to the market and get a nice big dead fish.  Wrap it in a newspaper-maybe the Wall Street Journal-put it in one of those nice, neat Fed X boxes and send the fish overnight.