How Senator McCain might win my vote
Since Senator McCain has taken to making rash policy decisions in the middle of debates to try to get someone, anyone to seriously contemplate voting for him, thought I'd give him a hint about how to earn my vote.
Meet Smokey:
She's an angel only cat and a bundle of joy to be around on those rare occasions that she doesn't have a serious case of catt-itude. She is kind of extremely spoiled and has PLENTY of toys that I trip over whenever I dare to venture into her space (which is currently defined as my entire apartment). But a few months ago Smokey decided her new toy was going to be a spool of thread that she happened to knock off my table.
Word to the vast cat-vatar TPM community - cats and thread don't mix. I took Smokey to the doctor after she didn't eat for two days and found that she swallowed the thread and it was knotting up her intestines. Emergency cat surgery was needed for her to survive. The vet stepped out of the room and sent in the Veterinary Assistant with the bill.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!! {Here is where I would link to that Seth Myers Saturday Night Live Weekend Update Story if it was still available on youtube} A Long Island cat became the first to have a hip replacement, which was just several thousand dollars more expensive than the common practice, total cat replacement. I looked at the bill again. I looked at my Smokey-pie. But I couldn't help thinking of the following: Smokey won...but just barely! And after a few weeks of being a cone head, she's back to normal: So Senator McCain, I know you are desperate for votes and that you are willing to promise anything no matter how crazy and no matter how clear it is that if elected, you have no intentions on following through on it. Might I recommend universal health insurance for pets... and people too of course? And a pony would be nice.




