John McCain's seemingly disastrous pick of Sarah Palin has quickly drawn comparisons to George McGovern's ill-fated running mate, Thomas Eagleton. Eagleton's "unvetted" status prompted the intense vetting of subsequent Vice-Presidential candidates, and while Republicans have run some piss-poor nominees (Dan Quayle comes to mind), even Quayle was a Senator with no particular scandal to his name.
Palin is an outrageously bad candidate. Dems have immediately,. and with justification, called her Eagleton II. Following that formula, John McCain becomes the second coming of George McGovern. And so we have one strand of our plot.
The second strand? Palin is family values, pro-life. To the nth degree (which is why her formerly private life is not only relevant, but crucial to her campaign). And who was just accused by Fred Thompson at the RNC of being a baby-killer, not just pro-choice, but actually practicing infanticide? None other than Barack Obama, of course.
"Acid, amnesty, and abortion" is the famous formula that was used to defeat McGovern in a landslide. (In one of life's endless ironies, the slogan was said to have been supplied by Eagleton himself.) The second two A's are still at the center of our political lives. McCain won the Republican nomination by prevailing over a listless and uninspiring set of candidates like Romney and Thompson. He hadn't himself inspired his party. By choosing a person remininescent of Monica Goodling- an unqualified, lawbreaking petty despot in whom the Christian Right sees its own idealized image- he has done so. Amnesty, for which McCain has taken such grief, has been extended, in a truly rare show of magnanimity, to the Presidential candidate himself.
And abortion? Now we hear Obama accused of infanticide. The Republicans are not merely accusing Obama of being cut-and-running anti-military cowards like John Kerry and McGovern himself (and the utterly counterfactual nature of Republicanism is shown by the fact that both of them were decorated veterans), but the crazed baby-killer, the enemy of the American family, the new George McGovern.
It remains to be seen whether Obama, or anyone else, dares to reply to this slander. The Democrats have been deathly afraid of being painted as McGovern-like extremists, and responding to the charge may be beyond their limited capabilities. It is instructive to look at what happened when McGovern lost his Senate seat in 1980:
Targeted by Terry Dolan and NCPAC, McGovern was trounced 58-39 percent by the ineloquent James Abdnor. McGovern can laugh now about the perversity of the 1980 election. “It ticked me off, and it was also kind of laughable. A group called American Family Index rated us. I came out with a zero, Jim Abdnor got a perfect score. Here I am a guy who has been married to the same woman for 37 [now 62] years with five children and ten grandchildren and I’m running against Jim Abdnor, a 58-year-old bachelor who gets a 100 percent rating. I’m not against 58-year-old bachelors, not for one minute, but they’re hardly a symbol of what promotes the American family.”
McGovern's words definitely have resonance in the present election.