Now that Barack Obama has been elected president he must do 10 things right now!

1) Push ups.  He won't stay the most in-shape politician in the country without doing push-ups.

2)  Eat.  He must not starve to death.

3)  Drink plenty of fluids.  He must not become dangerously dehydrated.

4)  Not drink so much that he drowns.

5)  Read this list of things that he must do!  Otherwise, how will he know?

6)  Do the things on this list!  Reading is not enough.

7)  Realize that there is no 7th thing.

8) Skip to the 8th thing because there is no 7th thing.

9)  Get Michelle Obama to do all these things too.

10)  Do, like, a hundred other things.

Glad I could be of service.  Without this list, this presidency will be a shambles.