Is it ever possible? Neural Linguistic Programming revealed
I mean, it's normal, I know it's been going on for some time -Democrats go on TV. They're allowed there. They're almost welcome there. And they've been doing this for almost 150 years now, or whenever they invented TV. So is it possible that these little political maggots some day one day get together and actually pretend to hone a coherent messagefor their 15 seconds of fame? I mean, not to be crude, but I prepare more for my morning shit than these people do, and I'm not paid in the 6-7 figure bracket for that morning shit.
If you need to know what I'm talking about (the lame Democrat TV appearance side of things, don't worry, though I find it more disgusting than the scatalogical side of the argument), you can just click here:http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2009/10/for-fox-sake-by-digby-in-battle-of-fox.html It takes a bit to get there, but the lead-up is quite good as well -the arguments that everyone should memorize for dealing with the "Fox News is really a news outlet, honest Injun" meme. And then that woman, supposedly a Democrat, likely dug up from the remains of a failed alien close encounter, appears.For 8 seconds her cover is golden - she's a member of an intelligent race intent on governing the planet in an intelligent fashion. And then they mess with her programming, by asking a followup question - unheard of in modern media practice, at least not when it comes to politicians, but she's just an industry hack, so immediately her transistors melt and she breaks into"what the hey" and starts to emulate the ways of other Democratic droids - "did I say that? Oh no, I didn't mean to be partisan, let me take off this Big D t-shirt, no, I meant, like what, you see, because, no, we're not the same, huh? Could you repeat the question? Oh,got it, I don't make categorical statements, because I have not been progra.... I don't want to be unfair and stereotypical...."
Your spokespeople are automatons and zombies. Your opponents are also automatons and zombies, but at least they have competent programmers. Your spokespeople are programmed for FAIL. Your opponents are programmed for CHUTZPAH and IRRATIONAL SELF-CONFIDENCE. Which do you think will win the battle of the Titans? Someone hand me that Lousville Slugger over there. I've got some kneecaps and ankles to break. Jesus on a pogostick, it's hard to get worse than this. Unless Jon Stewart gets cancelled. If I weren't a replicant I might get emotionally upset. As it is I'll take it out in a little ultra-violence. Better than getting upset. You earthlings could learn a thing or two, about technology, about basic android response. It's clobbering time.
If you need to know what I'm talking about (the lame Democrat TV appearance side of things, don't worry, though I find it more disgusting than the scatalogical side of the argument), you can just click here:http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2009/10/for-fox-sake-by-digby-in-battle-of-fox.html It takes a bit to get there, but the lead-up is quite good as well -the arguments that everyone should memorize for dealing with the "Fox News is really a news outlet, honest Injun" meme. And then that woman, supposedly a Democrat, likely dug up from the remains of a failed alien close encounter, appears.For 8 seconds her cover is golden - she's a member of an intelligent race intent on governing the planet in an intelligent fashion. And then they mess with her programming, by asking a followup question - unheard of in modern media practice, at least not when it comes to politicians, but she's just an industry hack, so immediately her transistors melt and she breaks into"what the hey" and starts to emulate the ways of other Democratic droids - "did I say that? Oh no, I didn't mean to be partisan, let me take off this Big D t-shirt, no, I meant, like what, you see, because, no, we're not the same, huh? Could you repeat the question? Oh,got it, I don't make categorical statements, because I have not been progra.... I don't want to be unfair and stereotypical...."
Your spokespeople are automatons and zombies. Your opponents are also automatons and zombies, but at least they have competent programmers. Your spokespeople are programmed for FAIL. Your opponents are programmed for CHUTZPAH and IRRATIONAL SELF-CONFIDENCE. Which do you think will win the battle of the Titans? Someone hand me that Lousville Slugger over there. I've got some kneecaps and ankles to break. Jesus on a pogostick, it's hard to get worse than this. Unless Jon Stewart gets cancelled. If I weren't a replicant I might get emotionally upset. As it is I'll take it out in a little ultra-violence. Better than getting upset. You earthlings could learn a thing or two, about technology, about basic android response. It's clobbering time.
